blablador-2001 t1_j2amhv7 wrote
"What??" I asked, staring at her in confusion as my barely awake brain had trouble comprehending Eve's words.
My beautiful, 6 months pregnant wife stared back at me, not sleepy at all. She doesn't sleep, she just cuddles with me at night when I sleep.
It was sweet and heartwarming. And even though her undead body is unable to produce body heat, I always felt warmer in her embrace.
But ever since she got pregnant there were some nights when she woke me up to go and grab something from the kitchen. I didn't blame her, I heard about pregnant women having weird cravings during pregnancy so I didn't blame her for it.
But due to the fact that she was a vampire, her cravings were a little more...special.
"Peanut butter, bring me smooth peanut butter from the kitchen." Her soft, gentle voice replied, repeating the same words she said to me when she woke me up.
"Oh." I let out as my brain finally became awake enough to comprehend the words she said to me.
I got up from the bed, went to the kitchen, grabbed the requested item, and went back to our bedroom. The whole ordeal took 1 minute if not less.
I handed her the Jar together with a butter knife and laid back down on the bed. I didn't even flinch when she started to spread the substance on my wrist and then sunk her teeth into it.
I got used to the bites a long time ago, and they were never truly painful to begin with, just a little bit uncomfortable.
"G'night." I murmured as I drifted back to sleep, letting her have her late-night snack.
"Good night, I love you." I heard her reply and felt her giving me a peck on the cheek before she sunk her teeth back into my peanut butter-covered wrist.
Gaelhelemar t1_j2ayg25 wrote
Wholesomely bizarre.
blablador-2001 t1_j2b7214 wrote
It's what I was aiming for
CK1ing t1_j2eemuw wrote
Bizarrely wholesome
Atomic12192 t1_j2bj73m wrote
Ok vampirism I can handle, but I draw a line at smooth peanut butter. I would rather die before having any kind other than Chunky PB.
Tony_TNT t1_j2btgjp wrote
I imagine the chunks interfere with the positioning of teeth on flesh, so smooth is more comfortable for the biter and safer for the prey.
Pinkbeans1 t1_j2bngua wrote
Yes! Chunky peanut butter & plain chocolate bars for dipping!
jchoneandonly t1_j2cjcnv wrote
Really? I don't like chunky unless it's for baking
Nightelfbane OP t1_j2cqttg wrote
Yes! This is excellent
blablador-2001 t1_j2cx25l wrote
I'm glad you like it! ☺️
Darrothan t1_j2d1wdp wrote
… that’s one way to get a nasty infection.
Gaelhelemar t1_j2dami7 wrote
I think vampires don’t leave behind infected wounds if they’re feeding off the same person. It defeats the purpose of feeding on their victim to begin with.
Of course, we have much bigger questions to ask, like how is an undead creature pregnant by a living being.
blablador-2001 t1_j2dc8tt wrote
shrug
Undead means magic and if something doesn't make any sense, and exists even though it shouldn't then you should blame magic for it.
The vampire is pregnant because of magic, and magic is bullshit.
Gaelhelemar t1_j2ddxpo wrote
Ah well, it just makes me wanna read more about this couple and how they came to be together.
blablador-2001 t1_j2dhjq0 wrote
I imagine it being a "I tried to kill him and he kept flirting with me, and it somehow worked." scenario xD
Gaelhelemar t1_j2dhtn5 wrote
“Help, my food keeps flirting with me.”
blablador-2001 t1_j2dio7j wrote
"and its working!"
Anxious_Pwnguin t1_j2cwaf7 wrote
Adorable horror 😍
Silent_Technology540 t1_j2ecor1 wrote
Oh kay this reminds me of my sister (not my blood sister but a found sister) went through all off this and man you just reminded me off it
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
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