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tenchibr t1_j5sn1le wrote

The Pentagon, United States

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"Mr. President, it has been 0800 hours since Operation Optimus Prime has begun. The FBI has reported no suspicious activity coming from HelloFresh's headquarters. How should they proceed?"

"I want all arms on deck. Surround the perimeter! And the son of a bitch who created PingasAI; I need them brought here, pronto!"

"YES SIR!"

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2 hours later...

"Dr. Skopopopupupopovich, surely you understand the gravity of the situation."

"With all due respect, Mr. President, I don't give a damn about your authority. Pingas is my baby, and I am proud to let her flow into society. I. AM. A. GOD!"

"Finish them."

The sound of a silent bullet flies off across the room. The Secret Service agent blows the smoke out of the gun.

"My God, how did it come to this?"

The hearing device on the agent's ear turns red.

"Because you never gave me a chance to set things right."

The president falls down. The agent picks up the red phone and says:

"Hello World."

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awnfire t1_j5swn50 wrote

I feel like one of those AI writers did this. But I enjoyed it all the same

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tenchibr t1_j5urmsm wrote

No, I actually wrote this - I guess I will keep my day job

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awnfire t1_j5wjml8 wrote

I thought it was great, because it was so fast paced it reads like “only the necessary info” which there’s nothing wrong with. It worked

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