Maybe a carrot will help 🥕

I don't need to watch videos about cat ownership, I've had many over many years and they have all been excellent at self regulation because I never gave them a reason to think they couldn't be sure of their next meal. When you put them on a schedule, they learn that food is scarce and they need to take every opportunity to eat when it comes. Don't do that to them and they'll take care of themselves.

Work work work work work

aww such a cutie

gah mothafukin daaaaaaaaaam

Every word of it is true. You apparently aren't familiar with exceptions.

I've had many cats, not one of them turned into a choker, all of them had 24/7 access to food. If you don't teach them to feel like food is limited, they treat it like it's unlimited (meaning they don't eat everything in sight because they don't know when their next meal may come).

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Then don't teach them to need your schedule. Ffs cats are easy to take care of as long as you put down food and water and keep their litter box clean. Some people just need to make things more difficult for themselves to feel needed I guess; if that's what you want get a dog.

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Dayum boi, he THICCC

Lord forgive me for what im bout to do

Please don’t sexualize trash pandas. They are innocent creatures and don’t need to be seen through your perverted lens.

Badger

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Adorable!

Iggies are the best.

Chonky

My favorite!

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Omg adorable.

Adorable fur baby! 💕

That can be arranged

there's a B-17 with 10 100kg bombs heading your way

Those teef are so pearly white!