It doesn't really matter but as someone moving to Baltimore I got a lot of my information from here but just wondering what race are you?
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muntimus t1_j5yvpix wrote
I've seen this account pop up a few times lately (most notably in the thread about Aaron and his iron urn) and I just keep wondering: how does one get this job?
BmoreCityDOT t1_j5yvvzy wrote
Normally by filing out a job application. 😁
muntimus t1_j5yw5f2 wrote
Sooooo cheeky. I love it. And your referential knowledge of the Fifth Element.
BmoreCityDOT t1_j5ywi0e wrote
We are a wealth of knowledge and trivia. Mostly about Baltimore and transportation, but we don’t limit ourselves. 😁
You’re looking for a job? We’re constantly posting new ones.
DunderSpliffin t1_j646an1 wrote
Does it pay?
BmoreCityDOT t1_j65qd93 wrote
guest0112 t1_j5w3cub wrote
I’ve done two half marathons and a couple 10Ks but in my older age I’m def a 5K kinda guy
6flightsup t1_j5w6l52 wrote
We are in the same race! You will likely win.
Ok-Library247 t1_j5vwpu5 wrote
I am a meat popsicle.
BmoreCityDOT t1_j5wd0lz wrote
Sir, are you classified as human?
Ok_Ad8609 t1_j5xvcjj wrote
Weird question, but okay 🤔🤔🤔
BmoreCityDOT t1_j5yjn4q wrote
It’s a quote from The Fifth Element.
Ok_Ad8609 t1_j5yjrkr wrote
👌
[deleted] t1_j606a4x wrote
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brYzmz t1_j60mivr wrote
Buzzkill Bill over here
Kaffikup OP t1_j5wl9m2 wrote
These answers are giving me hope for Baltimore can't wait to move.
HumanGyroscope t1_j5yfywk wrote
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your Hell, I'm your dream
BmoreCityDOT t1_j5yklll wrote
But are you anything inbetween?
HumanGyroscope t1_j5yr4qg wrote
I am, I’m a bridge engineer 😉
Proper-Cheesecake602 t1_j5wotfx wrote
i’m black but identify as dummy
see_deez_apes t1_j5zbg8g wrote
I’m definitely not 1000 rats in a straw body
HourLake4200 t1_j5vw75v wrote
Human
doughydonuts t1_j5y5hwx wrote
I’m a water main break.
BmoreCityDOT t1_j5ykogq wrote
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Unusual-Thanks-2959 t1_j5w34gb wrote
Yes
anne_hollydaye t1_j5yfnh6 wrote
Eikben
TheButtholer69 t1_j5vvcyc wrote
I’m gray
[deleted] t1_j5w3k5a wrote
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jDetty_ t1_j5vyjow wrote
Ferengi
strawberitadaydream t1_j5zmve1 wrote
crab people, taste like crab, talk like people
Kaffikup OP t1_j5zmz5c wrote
crap actually now this is my favorite reply
PleaseBmoreCharming t1_j5wcfk8 wrote
I'm a social construct.
TurdPilot t1_j5wjqf0 wrote
I’m a hot dog.
Oldladyweirdo t1_j5wodpg wrote
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? What’s your favorite planet? Mine’s the Sun.
umbligado t1_j5z9i74 wrote
Well good for you. The app told me I’m “not hotdog”.
PhartN t1_j5wqwmb wrote
I am Jacks raging bile duct.
SextsToBrazil t1_j5wge8e wrote
Rat
MartyFreeze t1_j5x9iy9 wrote
Half elf
z3mcs t1_j5zjma5 wrote
Half amazing
b_dubz_ t1_j5ysvnr wrote
We're all actually crabs here
SonofDiomedes t1_j5wj6x4 wrote
White as they get but I identify as Yo
YorickTheCat t1_j5zcm7m wrote
I, in fact, am not a cat.
z3mcs t1_j5zk0j7 wrote
pspspsps
YorickTheCat t1_j63j3k5 wrote
Meeeeoooowww...
dj_ghostcat t1_j5w9jkj wrote
a walking corpse
Dangerous_Wave t1_j5walnf wrote
Corellian.
wolfbear t1_j5wyf0z wrote
I’m a latkesexual
umbligado t1_j5za1br wrote
Sooo…. you’ve decided potatoes should be the real pommes d’amour, not pommes de terre? I back that.
Hope you have some regular pommes happening with those latkes…
LectureUpstairs2341 t1_j5wn1tw wrote
I'm bald
surge208 t1_j5wy9hn wrote
I am Grano on one side, I-Bar on the other.
FeelingLoan t1_j5xjiuq wrote
I’m I-95
Striker383 t1_j5wip1k wrote
🤖
baltosteve t1_j5wyqkw wrote
Space, and the Soviets lost.
Maleficent_Thanks_51 t1_j5x1bby wrote
I'm a meat sack. Often called Shorty.
human_on_a_computer t1_j5xw4n1 wrote
I am a human. On a computer.
MahoganyShip t1_j5yjqp8 wrote
Username checks out
MahoganyShip t1_j5yjrmd wrote
I’m a mythical shipwreck
octosquink t1_j5ykjfu wrote
Wood elf
bqirl t1_j5z85vv wrote
I identify as skeleton
umbligado t1_j5zawoh wrote
In all seriousness, there’s likely some demographic lopsidedness due to larger socioeconomic digital access issues, but otherwise this sub at least generally seems to be pretty healthily racially/ethnically heterogenous, at least to the extent that Baltimore and it’s surrounding areas also are.
Regardless, Baltimore is best played/raced as a team sport…
Aggravating-Choice-1 t1_j60fh11 wrote
Level 12 Chaotic Evil Dwarf
Kooky_Deal9566 t1_j6103ct wrote
I work for an amorphous government entity (that's not Baltimore City DOT).
megalomike t1_j63gyto wrote
i'm a lurker who died this very night five years ago.....
420EdibleQueen t1_j5xsj55 wrote
Race? Indy 500.
Shiny_Deleter t1_j5ysqai wrote
Look at me, I’m purple.
GeeToo40 t1_j5zm6oy wrote
👻
StinkRod t1_j60gqwh wrote
Half Whack.
Half Blight.
brYzmz t1_j60mnyk wrote
@bmorecityDOT Whatchu know about these damn water bills?
brYzmz t1_j60mxu6 wrote
I’m a wolf of the Timber variety
PrettyCello t1_j60tcij wrote
some of this some of that
SnooRevelations979 t1_j61a7rd wrote
I'm working my way up to a 5k.
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TVprtyTonight t1_j61oe3s wrote
Night elf Mohawk
touch-of-grain t1_j64bwjc wrote
Chaotic good and pansexual
Blatmore t1_j698cor wrote
AWAB, identify as indigenous latino
Wilmore99 t1_j6cmdbf wrote
I am a desegregated lesbian male who identifies as a tyrannosaurs erector set.
My star sign is banana.
My gemstone is potato.
My spirit animal is Bill Murray.
Politically I consider myself a bipartisan upward swinging inconsequent.
Religiously I’m Facebook friends with Jesus, but we don’t talk as often as we should.
Sports wise I’m a Ravens and Orioles fan. In THAT order.
I also like pizza.
PigtownFoo t1_j6dskw8 wrote
A Pig from Pigtown
old_at_heart t1_j6dzb44 wrote
I am of a Sovereign Race that is only governed by Admiralty Law. I think I have to pick a sea, though. Working on it.
BmoreCityDOT t1_j5vv0yt wrote
We're an amorphous government entity.