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goated95 t1_j48m1j7 wrote

. . You can’t walk anywhere without hearing somebody say “diesel.. big dimes!”

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pookiebgoode t1_j48mj04 wrote

You see a billboard advertisement for paternity testing

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Few_Society5388 t1_j48mq9l wrote

People stop 30 feet back from the intersection at a red light 🙄

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murthivelli123 t1_j48p3bd wrote

you feel that bump in the road and realize you just crossed the city/county line.

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Few_Society5388 t1_j48rixf wrote

I was making a joke about people being terrified of squeegee kids. Don’t have an answer for you re: D.C. but I’ve noticed since the pandemic everyone’s constantly driving like it’s their first day on the road.

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lambchopsandkreplach t1_j48u6j5 wrote

A stopped driver at a red light opens their door and spits a big lugie into the street.

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Bravesfan043 t1_j493zoy wrote

The corner dive bar has a grandmotherly regular who goes by Ms and her first name.

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acurrell t1_j4940kr wrote

Someone on the street wants you to let them ask you a question.

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KnotStoopid t1_j494odp wrote

When you lube your engine with mow-der-oool

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CGF3 t1_j498jeg wrote

The light turns green, and THEN the car in front of you turns on its left turn signal.

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6flightsup t1_j498wk7 wrote

I wake up on most mornings. I love charm city!

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okayfool t1_j49b3if wrote

Your neighbors decorate the tree pit in front of their house with discarded oyster shells.

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writemcsean t1_j49m4gu wrote

It’s humid and gloomy AF and you are afraid of the kids across the street, the Stoner approaching the red light, and can’t quite figure out what that smell is.

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CGF3 t1_j49ma81 wrote

Well, it's really annoying for the people behind you who COULD have changed lanes to the right had they known you'd be turning. Suck it up and suffer through the sound of your blinker!!!

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NinjaSea t1_j49tfz2 wrote

You make sure the car doors are locked before fully stopping at the red light (if stopping at all)

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reconbex66 t1_j4a0j6d wrote

You do all yer warsh in cold wooder

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TCATokyo t1_j4asky6 wrote

speed cameras… everywhere

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sxswnxnw t1_j4at216 wrote

When you are walking your dog and just find some random crab legs on the street. Happened all the time in Downtown and Mount Vernon when I lived over there.

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S-Kunst t1_j4b5r3g wrote

Pedestrians, from Baltimore, have a 6th sense about crossing the street just in time for the light to turn green and hold up traffic.

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MikeyFED t1_j4b7jfc wrote

I know I’m getting downvoted but it’s true.

Scramble is heroin mixed with quinine and whatever else they muster up in gel capsules. 95 percent of what’s sold in Baltimore corners is scramble. ( of course now days it’s mostly fentanyl )

Its literally the steamed crabs covered in old bay of drugs but almost even more localized to city limits.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

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meeroth t1_j4bxt0z wrote

“This is your signal”

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moderndukes t1_j4d3fjg wrote

You order fries and they by default have Old Bay on them

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sonnyspoon8 t1_j4e87gs wrote

The Baltimore City Police approaches you in the city and asks you," Just give us the drugs and any cash you have,and we will act like this encounter never took place"!!

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MeowsAllieCat t1_j4g3woo wrote

Do people really just go out & drive around with unlocked doors? I lock mine as soon as the door closes, no matter where I am. It's a good habit. And if for some reason I forget, the car locks them once I hit 10 mph.

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amberthemaker t1_j4jd26k wrote

My Uncle worked at Resco for a long time in the 90’s-early 2000’s. He used to bring stuff home that they were going to burn. Once in the mid 90’s, he brought a bunch of makeup/brushes/nail polish from a brand called Jane that was popular at the time. My family would then sell the stuff at yardsales. What a time to be alive.

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darin_gleada t1_j4v6w8v wrote

You see a guy that is leaning so far over he’s going to fall but he never falls.

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Btyoda1 t1_j516sbe wrote

Your windshield is spotless

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