Submitted by Smooth_Service8931 t3_1269lln in books
Informal-Area4577 t1_je8o7rp wrote
Try sending them an introduction letter (or email) with picture of yourself wearing a clown mask, outside their house at night, holding a copy of the days best selling newspaper. If they don’t reply within a week or so just try another author as they are clearly not into the whole fan thing.
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