I'm going to chime in and say I have your medical reason - severe perfume allergy. I could not have bought that condo. It's basically impossible to get fragrance out of shared laundry machines and being in the same room with those products would cause an asthma attack for me (I'm one of those people who can't walk down the laundry aisle at the supermarket).

Now, please don't go fuck up any sense of legitimacy in my real issue by faking a perfume allergy and having it flame out and burn since no one cares or believes me or can really adapt anyway (it's extremely hard to find products without fragrances in them for every aspect of life consistently, so not blaming anyone but the companies who make this crap), but if you want to go whole hog and win a precedent-setting legal battle that makes it safe for people like me in the future, please do, as I'd love to move back into a city someday.