Oh, I see you’re new to Oklahoma! This is a common occurrence locals call “vesseling”. The basic explanation for this is that when a child (8-12) looks at a street light past 10 pm, an unidentified creature possesses the child’s body and causes their blood vessels to extend to up to exactly 97 feet. The only way to stop the child from decomposing is to feed it 6 Flintstones gummies. Hope this information will help someone who’s decided to visit Oklahoma! 😀