PDaniel1990 t1_jbdcycm wrote
Remember: all ballerinas fear criticism more than anything. If you suspect that you are being stalked by a ballerina, try peppering your speech with phrases like "jejune," "fumbling," and (in extreme cases only) "the decline of classical entertainment." For best results, wear a turtleneck wherever you go, as this will also help deter vampires.
epicpillowcase t1_jbe2gmf wrote
"You fouetté like a drunk octopus"
ghost runs off crying
forest_cat_mum t1_jbe5dzh wrote
That would have me on the floor crying 🤣
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