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PDaniel1990 t1_jbdcycm wrote

Remember: all ballerinas fear criticism more than anything. If you suspect that you are being stalked by a ballerina, try peppering your speech with phrases like "jejune," "fumbling," and (in extreme cases only) "the decline of classical entertainment." For best results, wear a turtleneck wherever you go, as this will also help deter vampires.

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