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ZelRonso t1_j6duc29 wrote
Say your prayers right there bc unless you have ship in tow that's the last photo you'll ever take.
T2Legit2Quit t1_j6dx6dq wrote
The polar bear might be the apex of apex predators. They're big, fast and always ready to kill.
dranaei t1_j6dyibz wrote
What a coincidence, so are missiles.
KuroOni t1_j6e33ts wrote
Beautiful picture, but you won't be able to convince me to swap places with the photographer even if the picture would be worth billions.
drakonlily t1_j6e5cys wrote
Polar bears are no joke, they can stalk prey for miles before striking. Imagine turning around and seeing that. Wonder if he had to change his pants when he got to safety.
Big_Signature_1818 t1_j6e82ty wrote
āIām watching you mofoā¦ā
pacojohnson300 t1_j6e956s wrote
Nope
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dranaei t1_j6ecakj wrote
Mad? I was making a joke as to how missiles can be compared to bears.
MrStickySpaz t1_j6ect0o wrote
Following? You mean hunting?
Friendly-Pain8155 t1_j6egs7z wrote
This belongs in r/terrifyingasfuck
xxFrenchToastxx t1_j6ehcom wrote
vrenak t1_j6ehx60 wrote
So can humans, that polar bear better beware it may be the prey and not the hunter...
blueskies1800 t1_j6ejcca wrote
Can't complain. This bear is doing what it is supposed to do.
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Tigerbait2780 t1_j6eo1ea wrote
Lololololol
Tigerbait2780 t1_j6eo6lz wrote
Then you donāt understand how big of a number a billion is
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Fleaslayer t1_j6eqajp wrote
Last picture found on a camera roll
Chradamw t1_j6eqgzd wrote
No heās waiting for the photographer to stop because he wants to ask a question
benhaube t1_j6eqkdu wrote
This looks photoshoped. I really hope it is, anyway.
RichCorinthian t1_j6espcz wrote
>They're big, fast and always ready to kill
Must be easy for them to write a profile on a dating app. "Big, fast, and DTK."
RichCorinthian t1_j6et2a4 wrote
This reminds me of the footage Timothy Treadwell took hours before his death that includes the bear that ate him. Watch Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man for an amazing story of a total idiot.
Germanofthebored t1_j6etwky wrote
That picture looks seriously wide-angle to me. Which would put the photographer awfully close to the edge of that water hole. No wonder the image is a bit blurry - there must have been a load of camera shake (and photographer shake)
wilks64 t1_j6ev5ge wrote
Wow defensive much!? You basically just admitted to being mad. /s
darkrider400 t1_j6ew8qq wrote
Cringe.
KuroOni t1_j6ewca4 wrote
Oh no I do, but I also understand the value of my life.
halmyradov t1_j6ewcb5 wrote
Depends what lens I'll be using, and if there's a safehouse somewhere.
For a billion, I'm ready to take even the stupidest odds
Tigerbait2780 t1_j6ex4qf wrote
Yeahā¦sorry, but people who say that donāt understand how big a billion is.
I mean I get it, you can pretend like thereās a list of things you would and wouldnāt do for billions of dollars for the memes, but at the end of the day anyone seriously offered it would take it regardless of what they think theyād do hypothetically.
Weāre talking everyone youāve ever cared about and everyone you ever could care about could be financially set for life and retire immediately, and youād still have hundreds of millions of dollars to help the charities or causes of your choice. Youād take a pic of a polar bear for that and frankly nothing you say on the internet is going to convince me otherwise lmao
445nm t1_j6ex9v2 wrote
No one said you can't take a gun.
For a billion, you can probably take the bloody pictures from within an APC with machineguns and stuff.
Unless people show up and say that these can't even tickle bears because bears are literal gods or something.
Crowzillah t1_j6expos wrote
My nightmare right there š³
KuroOni t1_j6ey4m7 wrote
given that this bear is very clearly stalking the photographer, I am assuming it is the kind of lens that needs you to get up close to that beast. And since AFAIK polar bears avoid getting close to humans I don't think there is any safehouse in the area.
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Hope you can outrun a polar bear because I am not sure even usain bolt in his prime will be able to.
chewy201 t1_j6f0dra wrote
Can't spend it if you're dead. So it doesn't mater just how big a billion is as 1,000,000,000 is as useful as 1 to a dead man. That billion will also still be right where the dead man left it, in the middle of a frozen wasteland if not at the bottom on the ocean making it still worthless to your next of kin or anyone else.
Meanderthaller t1_j6f3nv3 wrote
This picture looks so badly photoshopped or is it just me.
ElementalWheel t1_j6f48k5 wrote
Hunting**
phainopepla1 t1_j6f4inl wrote
yeah, probably just wants to share a Coke.
TapoutKing666 t1_j6f4nmo wrote
Let me do it for youuu
Tigerbait2780 t1_j6f56sk wrote
What a bizarre set of assumptions and mental gymnastics to avoid the obvious lmao.
But regardless, if you think someone was going to hand you a billion dollars in the middle of the arctic you DEFINITELY donāt understand how much a billion dollars is lmfao, so at least we confirmed that much
murlocgangbang t1_j6f5bop wrote
You forgot to tip your fedora
bogdanbiv t1_j6f7rqc wrote
No safehouse will provide you with such an angle. Maybe a boat?
But even in a boat this is stupidly dangerous
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TheCaspica t1_j6f8347 wrote
"When you were partying I studied The Blade"
Truckaduckduck t1_j6f861f wrote
My ursine
PHILOSOMATIQA t1_j6fev3x wrote
That's like a double quarter pound of nope right there.
Anxiety_Friendly t1_j6ffkdg wrote
If its brown lay down .if its black fight back...if its white good night!
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KrAzYWiSh t1_j6fksrp wrote
Its not just you.
MonkeyPanls t1_j6flg4x wrote
-- The post brought to you but the new FGM-186 "Polar Bear" surface to surface missile by Raytheon.
SpookyGeek t1_j6fn352 wrote
I guess that makes melting ice an apex apex apex predator.
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Scp0490 t1_j6fok85 wrote
Why did it look like a mountain at first is that just me or am I seeing things
arctechnica t1_j6fp871 wrote
They just have to watch out for hippos. Hippos hax life.
MoFansMoMoney t1_j6fqacr wrote
how did he escape with his life?and the picture?
JethroFire t1_j6ft6fi wrote
If it's black, fight back, if it's brown lie down, if it's white, say goodnight.
ZelRonso t1_j6fte7i wrote
That's exactly how it goes
SirGlenn t1_j6fvaz3 wrote
I heard my dog barking like insane mad, I ran out my back door and my face was a foot away from a black bear's face: I slammed my door on the black bear, went around the corner in my kitchen, looked out the window as the black bear ran fast as a black bear can run, into the woods: a polar bear would have made me, his lunch.
Iheardyoubutsowhat t1_j6fvoca wrote
Not really, the polar bear part is right, but the rest is bs. Alot of black bears are brown, and some brown bears are black. You are better served by judging a bears ear positions. If they are back or pinned, they mean to do damage. If they are up, the are posturing and bluffing, and a calm back down is appropriate.
ghostmonkey39 t1_j6fxqn3 wrote
Uh oh...
Capital_Pea t1_j6fz7rh wrote
That is fucking nightmare fuel right there, polar bears are not a bear to be messed with or be anywhere in the vicinity of.
Sparrowbuck t1_j6fz8u9 wrote
Hahah no they donāt. Theyāll go wherever they like, humans or no.
They will 100% stalk and eat people. Anything that moves = food. Seals or carrion or garbage are usually just easier food.
fuqdisshite t1_j6fzelo wrote
beat me to it.
fuqdisshite t1_j6fzzik wrote
the point is that if you are ever ANYWHERE and you see a polar bear watching you, you are now food. they do not waste energy following something that will not provide a source of food. obviously this photog is prepared, maybe a snowmobile sitting behind him, but this is the exception, not the rule.
fuqdisshite t1_j6g07nh wrote
i firmly believe that he fed the woman to the bears and ultimately sacrificed himself. it has been a while since i watched but there are a few things that really set me on that path way back when it first came out.
Lethal_Opossum t1_j6g07sh wrote
I mean, they're kind of out there starving to death. Bet that reporter is looking pretty tasty.
fuqdisshite t1_j6g0dzy wrote
what do they call that in France?
Adderallman t1_j6g0kch wrote
Are you implying they snapped this photo and instantly uploaded to the internet and he was eaten shortly after š
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j6g0n9b wrote
Just trap it underneath the iceā¦ itās a polar bear not an icebreaker shipā¦
Sparrowbuck t1_j6g0vfj wrote
He was in a little boat. This is actually from a really nice photograph book
DrZed400 t1_j6g1joh wrote
It's just hungry
fuqdisshite t1_j6g200s wrote
got it.
as a lover of the cold two of my bucket list items are the ice caps.
GoldeneyeOG t1_j6g24m0 wrote
Welp, time to go!
KuroOni t1_j6g2fqp wrote
Well, as it turns out, from a quick google search (an actual expert might jump in and correct me because as we all know google is not a cery reliable scientifically accurate source). Polar bears do in fact avoid humans when possible so my statement is indeed true, according to the same sources, they would rather hunt what they are used to hunt aka seals because they run less, they fight less, they look less intimidating and less "alien" than us humans.
Due to human activities and climate change, they are sometimes forced to take more risks by going close to humans to get food but they still prefer to keep their distance unless they really need food.
So no they don't just jump at anything that moves unless they are desperate. It is similar with a lot of other predators as well, they try to avoid people too.
cirenj t1_j6g397z wrote
Sir we would like to talk to you about your vehicles extended warranty.....
Suspiciously_anxious t1_j6g3f1u wrote
ā¦soon.
Adorable-Strength218 t1_j6g3z43 wrote
Is Paul still around
Brianb926 t1_j6g47zt wrote
Last thing that guy saw before his pants turned brown and he became dinner.
Zauberer-IMDB t1_j6g4sf9 wrote
Yeah except orcas will eat them. Man is the ultimate apex, since we kill everything. Disqualifying them there are 2 top dogs. The sperm whale and the orca.
djsedna t1_j6g4z9n wrote
he's clearly just being polite and giving him his photo opportunity, polar bears are known to be very courteous
86rpt t1_j6g56oh wrote
Fitnesse t1_j6g6myp wrote
A āroar-ale with cheeseā
fuqdisshite t1_j6g7lv4 wrote
you, i like!
Roxannk t1_j6g914b wrote
Beautiful
iAmUnintelligible t1_j6g9bfm wrote
Even the /s didn't save you
Mallardguy5675322 t1_j6g9qur wrote
If itās white like the president, you heaven sent
Inside-Hat t1_j6gc838 wrote
why would anyome complain...
Jse034 t1_j6gcgcu wrote
Sends chills down your spine
Hnt-r t1_j6gd0rq wrote
If you see one it means it wants you to see it and you were selected for prey. No technique that works on other bears works on a Polar Bear - the only thing you can do is try to run away at this point
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wilks64 t1_j6gduwl wrote
Oh well, people not getting jokes is the whole reason this little thread exists. Cheers!
-Chicago- t1_j6gf9zg wrote
Dude polar bears are one of the few animals that can easily shrug off gun shots, unless you're walking the arctic with a bandolier of grenades you're fucked.
5inthepink5inthepink t1_j6gff74 wrote
Another handy tip is to ask whether the bear is currently biting your limbs. If the bear is biting your limbs, it probably means you harm. If not then you should be okay.
cyanraichu t1_j6gfqtj wrote
Bro, you don't take your money with you to the grave. All the money in the world ain't worth my life.
cdg192 t1_j6ggz2p wrote
Kinda reminds me of the end of the final Hobbit movie where Azog is floating underneath Thorin
JethroFire t1_j6gi0i4 wrote
You can also shoot the shit out of the bear if it charges you first, and then determine the specific species afterwards.
Perpetually_isolated t1_j6gib4e wrote
He's not wrong though. That's what's terrifying about being hunted by humans. Animals can run from us but we can track them and we WILL catch up.
wintermute916 t1_j6giovq wrote
Photographer - āglad I wore my brown pantsā¦ā
cbrrydrz t1_j6glgl0 wrote
Following or stalking?
BadWolfIdris t1_j6glxkr wrote
Why do you think he fed her to the bears?
HelmSpicy t1_j6gnuvp wrote
Pretty sure most humans I see at Walmart aren't catching up to any prey that isn't already dead
Perpetually_isolated t1_j6gpv06 wrote
That's true. I'm also not seeing many polar bears at Walmart though.
Which is kinda the point. We have giant swaths of land that predators avoid at all costs because they know that we are to be feared as a species.
There are all those soft meaty lethargic people and predators absolutely know better than to get near them.
SidewaysInfinity t1_j6grsje wrote
The polar bear always knows where it is because it knows where it's not
SidewaysInfinity t1_j6grvz4 wrote
Correct but the human is clearly being hunted here
TowerOfBabylon t1_j6gsf2b wrote
Haha I thought this was going to be knife missile ad
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The_Razielim t1_j6gsqi9 wrote
"Heard you were talking shit."
pornplz22526 t1_j6gt1oq wrote
Don't worry; he wore the brown pants that day.
hldsnfrgr t1_j6gt6g9 wrote
We've always been hunter-gatherers. The folks at Walmart are gatherers.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j6gu5q0 wrote
You joke but this scenario played out in Denali National Park. It was digital though, if I recall.
First person (recorded at least) to die from a bear mauling in the parkās history.
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Fleaslayer t1_j6guprr wrote
Was that like a dozen or more years ago? I seem to remember seeing the pics and it's literally like a few of a mama bear and her cubs, then one of the mama bear standing, looking at the camera, then her coming towards the camera. Like, I wasn't sure if it was a joke - sad though.
chucklebains t1_j6gus4h wrote
"Bonjour"
darkdark t1_j6gvbo6 wrote
Some say itās still following him to this very day
RagnarTheRed2 t1_j6gw1uz wrote
This has to be one of the scariest pictures I've ever seen.
DiscoQuebrado t1_j6gwa5s wrote
pepperjack_cheesus t1_j6gwn87 wrote
Last night I was startled by an owl
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1Hero1 t1_j6gx54z wrote
At the point you see him, he's probably following you for 2 hours or so.
willstr1 t1_j6gxl2g wrote
If a polar bear is chasing you, strip naked, you wouldn't want the bear to choke on your jacket would you
meowpower777 t1_j6gyhe9 wrote
āI see bread peopleā¦ā
Hopperkin t1_j6gyp1z wrote
What a coincidence, so are people... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKEWdRPRf3I
BlueSunflowers4589 t1_j6gz00s wrote
My irrational fear than any body of water contains a shark just got upgraded.
Idontfightwit12yrold t1_j6gzvdf wrote
Polar bears are one of the animals that will actively hunt humans I seriously doubt they are going to be afraid of one
Pr0j3ct_02 t1_j6h0zg7 wrote
Pretty sure that title goes to gators. They have hard to destroy skin, gobble a lot of limbs, and survived a lot of the Extinction events
only_for_browsing t1_j6h19t2 wrote
Fun fact, the original word for bear is lost because people were so afraid that if you said it a bear would show up and eat you, so they used the word that eventually morphed into bear as a euphemism
Perpetually_isolated t1_j6h26rf wrote
Yeah they are one of maybe 2-3 animals on the planet that will see humans as good and not a predator. And the only reason for that is because they live in pretty much the only place humans cannot populate. They see humans as food because they are always starving, and because they never see us.
Weird thing is, we have literally driven them to the brink of extinction and most humans have never even seen one. That's how high we are on the food chain.
smurb15 t1_j6h39u3 wrote
More like a virus. Use up every natural resource and then move on to the next plentiful area until we deplete that
bananasareappealing t1_j6h4v2b wrote
Interesting documentary, terrifying footage.
And yes, that guy was a total idiot, and an ass
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CandidInsurance7415 t1_j6h6plc wrote
Definitely, had to sort by controversial just to see if i was crazy. Its super grainy.
lvl1developer t1_j6h7q3v wrote
Bear: Iām here to talk to you about your life insurance
1165834 t1_j6h8485 wrote
Thanks for linking the article but to save everyone else a click, there is no photo.
concernedexpressions t1_j6h8nlt wrote
So are humans, to be fair. Our "tool use" has gotten out of hand. There are people on this earth that can call for a nuclear strike remotely. That's fucked up.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j6h900w wrote
Noted it on post, ty
FFS_WORD_WORD_NUMBER t1_j6h91aq wrote
Like the ear buds? ^^^jk
Sage296 t1_j6hbkff wrote
I think a polar bear would have no problem destroying a gator
kevincablez t1_j6hd0oy wrote
I thought it was a gif at first
ReplacementRough5190 t1_j6hdtlt wrote
Bear: āI regret to inform you that your application for credit has been rejected, that mole on your foot is malignant and your wife is thinking of leaving you.ā
Photographer: āWhat the hell?! Why would you, a polar bear, follow me out here for hours in the Arctic just to tell me all that?ā
Bear: āSorry mate, itās just my job. I hate being the bearer of bad news.ā
CallMeMich t1_j6hg9ty wrote
Bonsoir..
Floxesoffoxes t1_j6hgozx wrote
Oh my God, you just unlocked a forgotten memory for me. I remember being shown this documentary when I was in secondary school. I have no idea why it was shown to us, but I remember being warned to never trust a bear. I live in rural Ireland, it's hardly a problem here.
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hehehuh t1_j6hh0nu wrote
It's not really lost, I think. Some languages still use it, for example ursus in Latin is afaik closely related to the original Germanic word. But indeed bear is derived from the word brown
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only_for_browsing t1_j6hjbkq wrote
I'm going off my brother who is almost worryingly obsessed with bears. Apparently ursa and other bear words all came from proto Indo European and all are not the original word for bear, which is lost, because of the fear. He could definitely be wrong but that's how he tells it
TheLeemurrrrr t1_j6hmz5u wrote
Grizzly bears get much larger than black bears. If you get the two confused, you already lost.
dgrant92 t1_j6hoclj wrote
"MMMM...Human....It's "what's for dinner?"!
Zacarias_of_Chaos t1_j6hpy22 wrote
Resorting to gallow's humor in the face of tragedy is one of the more human reactions you could have, it doesn't deserve to be called sick.
khlnmrgn t1_j6hsy4a wrote
We only started doing that ~200 years ago. That's a feature of industrial civilization, not human nature.
khlnmrgn t1_j6ht90u wrote
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!"
cusnirandrei t1_j6huxey wrote
Last picture taken...
mcgyver229 t1_j6hvhkp wrote
Polar Bear are the largest predatory land animal on Earth.
bob_loblaw-_- t1_j6hwhm9 wrote
OK there agent smith
bob_loblaw-_- t1_j6hwsno wrote
Take my angry upvote
kewlkidmgoo t1_j6hxrd1 wrote
He is wrong. That observation clearly does not apply to this situation. The photographer is not using his superior stamina to chase down this bear and kill it while itās exhausted.
eyesotope86 t1_j6hxx8r wrote
If Raytheon made earbuds, they'd cost 6.5 million dollars, be made of 45 bucks worth of materials, and the first 3 generations would sound like shit and randomly blow your left ear off.
And the government would use our taxes to buy 450 million pairs.
toxicity187 t1_j6hyhy9 wrote
That's made to look that way and not real right?
MonkeyPanls t1_j6hyxzp wrote
"Attacks with the might of a hundred machetes."
FresnoMac t1_j6hzhzw wrote
While in its meaning you can say that (because his gf wasn't really nuts like him, she just got eaten because of her dumb boyfriend) there's no evidence to suggest he sacrificed her literally and then gave himself up.
Dude was just that stupid to believe he had a connection with the bears.
mentorofminos t1_j6i01l2 wrote
I hear that other missile manufacturers only fire 55% of the missile while the Polar Bear fires 100%. That's 45% more missile PER MISSILE. Truly an Animal King!
Dwight- t1_j6i0t1v wrote
The picture won the National Geographic prize out of 7,000 other contenders and a $10,000 prizeā¦
Never mind billions, imagine 10k being the prize! Nowhere near enough!
LucyKendrick t1_j6i2tpz wrote
About his car warranty, probably.
lmaoidc29 t1_j6i3j86 wrote
Eh it depends on the caliber
BroadswordEpic t1_j6i62r2 wrote
PAWS
alvanoto t1_j6i65wq wrote
Window shopping
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malachi347 t1_j6icjpb wrote
Not sure why you got downvoted, overpopulation is a problem everyone seems to be willfully ignorant of.
mechapoitier t1_j6iefv8 wrote
The only thought going through its head is āwhen do I attackā and itās right fāing there.
csward53 t1_j6igox5 wrote
Just think, that bear thinks you are a big seal or walrus that it is waiting to ambush. I don't know how the photographer kept their composure.
pvthudson01 t1_j6iiyhf wrote
Just like in The Terror lol
fuqdisshite t1_j6ik4w5 wrote
i actually own a copy of the movie and have been putting off rewatching it. i will give it another look and see if i still feel the same way.
SheCouldFromFaceThat t1_j6ikxl4 wrote
I'd pit them or a Kodiak against any other predator, not like an elephant or rhino or other opportunistic carnivore, like an actual predator. In terms of toughness and sheer power, they might have everyone else beat.
edelburg t1_j6il8hm wrote
Lemon juice and baking soda with cold water for bloodstains...or you could just wear red.
Fucking idiot...
thesoak t1_j6il9c4 wrote
If someone can't tell the difference between a black bear and brown bear, they probably won't remember the rhyme anyway. It's not about the color, it's about the species.
man_b0jangl3ss t1_j6ilcu9 wrote
Yeah, but what if it is a brown black bear?
edelburg t1_j6ilgnw wrote
Also, brown bears have a distinctive hump in their back.
elbizzlee t1_j6ily0u wrote
Salt-water croc is about all I can think of to challenge the polar bear. Interesting that in this case we have a croc vs another semi-aquatic so if the battle occurs in or near water, even that wonāt be entirely in the crocās advantage.
However, a full-grown saltie will outweigh the polar bear by quite a bit. They are so much more massive than most people realize.
jondubb t1_j6imkq1 wrote
We (US) already have knife missiles, kind of upset it wasn't named polar bear express now.
Lstcntr0L t1_j6impzy wrote
Question: Which bear is best?
Iheardyoubutsowhat t1_j6iqphp wrote
Teddy Bears
SheCouldFromFaceThat t1_j6isyst wrote
Must be. I can't realistically picture a croc that big.
Good luck doing the spin of death on a fuckin bear, though.
ecliptic10 t1_j6itf98 wrote
unleashes polar bear
"We call him Missile"
Lstcntr0L t1_j6itknq wrote
False. Black bear.
AlphaBaldy t1_j6iuvce wrote
Masonjaruniversity t1_j6iv8qy wrote
That maybe too much missile for me. Can get like 75% and hold onto the other 25% for later?
hawtgurlhussy t1_j6ix45z wrote
HES SO CUTE.
GuyInAMeatGrinder t1_j6j0cqo wrote
cheeto_fartz t1_j6j66dd wrote
Real bear of paid actor
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drawnred t1_j6jy71z wrote
pretty sure a grizzly beats a polar bear in a fight
PresenceRough7859 t1_j6km0nk wrote
Oh great bear of ice what is your wisdom
Zappababuru t1_j6kqu87 wrote
>knife missiles
Had no clue about this until your comment, which prompted me to Google "knife missile." That's wild. Pretty interesting idea.
thetimehascomeforyou t1_j6kspgb wrote
N64 bear
BEERnHOES t1_j6ktuu8 wrote
Not following he hunting
Tigerbait2780 t1_j6kux2w wrote
Giving financial security to everyone I care about and ever could care about forever along with having hundreds of millions of dollars to give to causes I care most about is most definitely worth my life. And frankly I think anyone who feels otherwise is being unbelievably selfish, but thatās just me.
NerdyOwlTX t1_j6kw4f6 wrote
My rage/anxiety always just beneath the surface. Waiting...
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jtocwru t1_j6l8hke wrote
I am sleepy, and I thought it said bipolar bear at first glance.
cyanraichu t1_j6l8k76 wrote
That's fair but your earlier comment was "you don't understand how much a million is", not "you should be more altruistic".
People know it's a lot of money.
Also, assuming one went through with that - and you're imo overestimating the courage and selflessness of humans, plus I disagree with your assertion that they're bad people if they don't literally die in this scenario, but I digress - IF you went through with that you'd have to have all the legal stuff set up first to make sure the money went where you want it, not just got taken away because "well you're dead now, that sucks".
Tigerbait2780 t1_j6ldg4w wrote
No thatās what Iām saying!! Itās BILLIONS with a B, not millions. I know itās like āyeah thatās a lot of money, millions billions whateverā but thatās because you really understand how big of a number it really is, itās hard thing to grasp
And I feel like weāre just being pedantic now, I shouldnāt have to qualify it with āif all the legal stuff is sortedā, it should be understood that no oneās risking their life for billions of dollars on a handshake. Like, what are we even doing here? This is getting silly.
jettisonrec t1_j6lfu9k wrote
That bear definitely wants to eat him
cyanraichu t1_j6ll7ur wrote
You just totally ignored the entire main point of my comment, like didn't touch on it even a little bit, so yeah, definitely getting silly
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novA69Chevy t1_j6nbt8z wrote
Grenades to a polar bear is like a snap pop firework. You need a nuke.
Darkrain0629 t1_j6dt6o6 wrote
That's a seriously majestic picture but it's crazy to think that polar bear is just thinking "I'm gonna kill you mother fuc-"