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therobohour t1_ixyu4ta wrote
Pretty small for a Scottish but looks great
sdforbda t1_ixyw2ix wrote
Good lord I can't imagine eating all of that in one meal. I'm no light eater either.
Particular_Tiger_179 t1_ixz3aic wrote
Banging ā¦.. On the Money š°
StreetAssist2836 t1_ixz4h7z wrote
Protein baby!!!
Pittedstee t1_ixzdpln wrote
Can someone explain the differences between a full Scottish breakfast and a full English breakfast?
Prospire t1_ixzgrt8 wrote
Haggis and a general hatred for their Southern neighbours.
Necro_Badger t1_ixzh0mu wrote
Using a sausage as a breakwater between the egg and the beans?
Norfolk's 3rd most popular morning radio DJ approves.
TheKingAlx t1_ixzhgg1 wrote
1 hour later zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
InfiniteChicken t1_ixzi9fc wrote
I think my aorta closed up just looking at this photo. 10/10
Ethereal__Soul t1_ixzis0f wrote
What time of day do you eat this? Do you eat this everyday? Do you eat anything else later in the day?
Pittedstee t1_ixziw77 wrote
Ahhh yes.
Dry_Will7480 t1_ixzjety wrote
Those beans are done to perfection šš»
shrubberypig t1_ixzogr0 wrote
What about second breakfast?
LeGuizee t1_ixzoujb wrote
This count as first, second and third breakfast
davegisme t1_ixzs3cw wrote
Ehhh and tattie scones!!
Separate_Banana694 t1_ixzstdv wrote
THE EGGš
surgeon_michael t1_ixzsvde wrote
Yes but the rest of your food is so damn good
Torque92 t1_ixztt9m wrote
Ahahhaha i agree
egg1st t1_ixzul5s wrote
That plate had lorne sausage, hagis and potato cake, which you don't normally find on an English breakfast. Both the lorne sausage and hagis are very Scottish. The potato cake can be found in northern England and Ireland in addition to Scotland.
Chief_Mac-A-Hoe t1_ixzz5q5 wrote
Whole office is going to be like an auschwitz shower
PaydirtCommish t1_iy0118w wrote
Jesus that looks amazing!
dannydevon t1_iy033uq wrote
This. 99.9% of the time beans are just heated and served in a puddle. These have been perfectly prepared
KaidsCousin t1_iy044in wrote
Looks great!
But.. to be properly authentic as a Scottish breakfast, the sausages should be Lorne sausages
DudeFrosti t1_iy04dke wrote
delish!
DaCaliDream t1_iy04xtp wrote
Omg. Wannttt
APater6076 t1_iy062mr wrote
Potato SCONE or Tattie scone. I've never heard it called a potato cake.
the-return-of-amir t1_iy06471 wrote
Is this ai generated ?
GA45 t1_iy064wh wrote
I probably have a breakfast like that with all the trimmings less than 4 times a year and it would tide me over until dinner in the evening when I do
GA45 t1_iy068v9 wrote
On a separate plate for dessert
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Droppinbass187 t1_iy07vph wrote
Sdomttiderkcuf t1_iy08oiq wrote
Add soda bread, remove the haggis and itās a full Irish breakfast.
ThePhatness t1_iy0a67g wrote
This looks absolutely glorious.
BigGiantGuy t1_iy0avdx wrote
The fuck did you do to those beans?!
KillerNinja86678 t1_iy0fhrw wrote
Mmmmmm
Vectorman1989 t1_iy0j7gm wrote
Full Scottish breakfast usually has slices of haggis, lorne (square) sausage and tattie scone. I've also noticed our black pudding is sometimes a bit different to the ones you get in England.
We also sometimes have fried fruit pudding or fruit dumpling. Fruit pudding is like a suet sausage with currants and stuff in it and fruit dumpling is more like a cake.
Ho_Lee_Fuk_20 t1_iy0m78g wrote
To be fair, as someone who likes a full English, that looks pretty damn spectacular!
barbarossa1984 t1_iy0nhzo wrote
This makes me so homesick I just looked up where I can order lorne sausage, haggis, fruit pudding and Stornoway black pudding online for home delivery. I was so happy to find I can get several breakfasts worth for under Ā£30 only to get to check out and find they have a Ā£75 minimum order for home delivery. Sad now :( I miss just being able to go to the nearest corner shop for a breakfast pack on a Sunday morning.
purrcthrowa t1_iy0nqn9 wrote
That looks spectacularly good, and untainted by hash browns that seem to have infiltrated themselves in their southern counterpart.
Ironic, really, since my theory is that hash browns were first imported into England, and hence the Full English, through the agency of the well known Scot, Ronald MacDonald.
egg1st t1_iy0o6cr wrote
It's what the packet says in my local ASDA š¤·
Monkfich t1_iy0tfyg wrote
Nobody caught your sarcasm it seems. Definitely not many Scottish redditors here.
Torontokid8666 t1_iy0wvy0 wrote
Eggs look very French.
alwaysneedsahand t1_iy0yvqs wrote
Coward
Canada_Checking_In t1_iy0zfk6 wrote
> Do you eat this everyday?
You know they don't, come on
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subhumanprimate t1_iy110xz wrote
Potato cake is what they are called in Northern England... Nnmmmomomom lots of butter....
one-off-one t1_iy12yhl wrote
Itās white pudding a lot of times instead of black pudding if thatās what you mean.
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itsMrJimbo t1_iy15skt wrote
I may wish to mix them, Iād like that to be my choice. Overall, 7/10, letās make love.
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enigmaticpeon t1_iy171l3 wrote
Hash browns cannot taint anything!
Also, holy moly, this sub does not allow a wide array of benign words and phrases. This was my third try.
Pixielo t1_iy17oh7 wrote
Four cups of tea, and I might make it 90 minutes.
Pixielo t1_iy17ywo wrote
There's some on there, no? At the top? With the slice of haggis?
TheKingAlx t1_iy18i7r wrote
Lol pass me the coffee and Iāll match you !
popupsforever t1_iy18nb9 wrote
You eat this around 1pm nursing a hangover after a night out on the piss.
It's not something you're having every day for breakfast, it's an occasional treat.
popupsforever t1_iy197ic wrote
You can get Lorne sausage and haggis in most big supermarkets if you're in England. Fruit pudding and stornoway black you'll still struggle with tbf, but you could make fruit pudding yourself if you fancy.
Black-Maicoh t1_iy19sgj wrote
Honest question: What kind of sausage do people use for this?
Guinnessron t1_iy1a5lm wrote
Was in Scotland this summer and DAMN do I miss UK bacon.
yet_another_cat t1_iy1bk9p wrote
Still, there doesnāt seem to be too much sauce, something I anticipate by putting the beans in the fridge overnight, so theyāre more solid.
kettlegoaties t1_iy1c2u3 wrote
The mushrooms and tomatoes š¤¤
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Partagas2112 t1_iy1cxt9 wrote
Thatās the point of it all.
horses_around2020 t1_iy1ecsd wrote
Mmmmmšš
amboandy t1_iy1fzxp wrote
Don't worry, eat enough of them and it will get super wide ;)
Pixielo t1_iy1j7l5 wrote
They look tasty.
Zealousideal-Read-67 t1_iy1jsd7 wrote
Swap the beans for hash browns and this would be perfect!
exploded_butthole t1_iy1jyyj wrote
It's ok guys, it has vegetables.
Zealousideal-Read-67 t1_iy1jz7x wrote
Once I could have had two of those in a day...
Zealousideal-Read-67 t1_iy1k1hx wrote
We do exist. Though meals like this don't help.
Black-Maicoh t1_iy1kkz8 wrote
demigodsgotdraft t1_iy1mc4l wrote
Then what continent would continental breakfast would refer to then?
Partagas2112 t1_iy1mp4v wrote
Sorry about the thatā¦ I responded to the wrong question.
interfail t1_iy1nkku wrote
Hash browns are better than tattie scones by a mile.
sdforbda t1_iy1nm39 wrote
A full day I might be able to wreck all of that no doubt
redstaroo7 t1_iy1ol3i wrote
The Afroeurasian Supercontinent
demigodsgotdraft t1_iy1stow wrote
Fun fact: Italy still in that.
Waqqy t1_iy1t62k wrote
Nah you typically get Stornoway black pudding in a Scottish which I think might be a bit different from regular
redstaroo7 t1_iy1uim5 wrote
I demand Italian and Pad Thai for my Continental breakfast.
Hefeweizen92 t1_iy1wuvj wrote
Those eggs look amazing!
thesillyshow t1_iy20b6j wrote
Wow this looks crazy! I love breakfast, lucky you š
needs4beats t1_iy23lok wrote
Great for the environment!
HimalayanJoe t1_iy23qcr wrote
Finally a fry that actually looks the proper job. That looks lovely.
Discally t1_iy26cy0 wrote
Haggis is also pretty versatile as well.
I've had it the traditional style, with the peppercorn sauce, neeps and all.
I've also had it rolled in oats and baked as well.
There's always the possibility of it being used as stuffing for cornish hens too.
Doberman7290 t1_iy26iz7 wrote
Looks great !
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Pad Carbonara
[deleted] t1_iy27wm4 wrote
And lorne/slice which seems absent here. Iāll let it go though cos thereās three eggs.
KingShanus t1_iy28u97 wrote
Iām not recognizing a couple of things, help?
Motorized23 t1_iy2epow wrote
I hate to be that guy, but Italian food is pretty overrated... In fact all of western Europe food is so š
Motorized23 t1_iy2eukc wrote
How do you keep the beans? I've always just had them heated out the can.
LlamaDrama007 t1_iy2jrsi wrote
Yup, where's the square sausage?!
MumsMarchingJuice t1_iy2leto wrote
Thatās fruit pudding.
misoandroux t1_iy2nemo wrote
nice!
Agoraphobia1917 t1_iy2ovan wrote
I could feed a village with those carbon credits
prowdwackadoo t1_iy2p1ul wrote
Wish I didn't have high blood pressure
dimsum2121 t1_iy2rsae wrote
Says the guy who's never been to Italy
killerjaskul t1_iy2tyh9 wrote
Mum always makes picky bits
cybersixer04 t1_iy2u9zx wrote
Damn I finna make this for my birthday
Llewellynt t1_iy2ztft wrote
Full Scottish > full English
Douglasqqq t1_iy2zy51 wrote
Similarly, to make a scotch egg; Hard boil an egg, then convince it to hate the English.
dannydevon t1_iy2zzy4 wrote
says the guy who doesn;t know how to prepare baked beans
UsernameCheckOut0-0 t1_iy31kv3 wrote
Is this for 4 people?
Prospire t1_iy33t17 wrote
Thanks for brightening my Monday morning.
Scottsman_Sal t1_iy38ah4 wrote
The Scottish breakfast is superior to the English in all ways. We even have a Scotch to go with it.
Cleave t1_iy39ysa wrote
You just need to cook them for longer on a low temperature to let it reduce.
Motorized23 t1_iy3bzcn wrote
No I've been (quite recently in fact). I appreciate it and will eat it any day. But in terms of international cuisine, it's not in the top 5 in my view. I find it to be overly romanticized in the West.
EduinBrutus t1_iy3c29w wrote
Doesnt have to be Stornoway black pudding.
Just any regular black pudding without huge lumps of fat like they seem to eat in England.
Motorized23 t1_iy3c5tj wrote
Ha appreciate the stalking š
But are baked beans really the measure you're judging someone's taste by? Kind of explains what I mean.
EduinBrutus t1_iy3c91j wrote
The bacon is wrong.
A Scottish breakfast should only use streaky bacon.
But I realise thats a battle that's probably been lost.
EduinBrutus t1_iy3cg68 wrote
Haggis and Potato Scone. No toast. Should also be streaky bacon not back "bacon" which is basically thinly sliced gammon and not bacon at all. But that seems to be a fight thats been lost over the years.
EduinBrutus t1_iy3cmpd wrote
Thats the wrong bacon.
A Scottish breakfast should be using streaky bacon.
I guess you could probably get away with ayrshire bacon.
But this thinly sliced gammon the English call bacon is not right.
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purrcthrowa t1_iy3xbj5 wrote
I am concerned by your lack of degustatory discernment.
Guinnessron t1_iy5btc3 wrote
Iām in the US so even this is way better than ours.
LeGuizee t1_ixyrj73 wrote
More than enough for a full day !