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Skippy7397 t1_ja7swh6 wrote
What number?
Pickingnamesisharder t1_ja7tw5a wrote
How big is the street for them to be the Five Thousand Six Hundred and Fifty Sixth house?
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kevingattaca t1_ja7v7p7 wrote
In all fairness it does show a "2" on the top right of the garage door ?
the_cosworth t1_ja7vixd wrote
I found 6, is this an i spy?
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_ja7vts9 wrote
That door?!? Is it rock climbers HQ? Or parachute club?
Seraphenigma t1_ja7vueq wrote
Doordasher’s wet dream
somethingfilthy t1_ja7wbfs wrote
Damn, look how many COVID shots this house got.
PhreeCoffee t1_ja7wkgs wrote
What in the methamphetamine is going on here?
FrankieMint t1_ja7wnls wrote
Thanks for the 5G warning, I'll stay clear!
kthulhu666 t1_ja7wv3r wrote
What kind of person would do that to their own house? Proud crack den owner?
wunderduck t1_ja7wy78 wrote
That's the hook for a hanging flower pot.
No-Way-4482 t1_ja7x33s wrote
I see house 50, 52, 54,5656,58,60… I don’t see your house
Impossible-Visit-199 t1_ja7xrdj wrote
The front door has about a foot of clearance too. I’m thinking they get a TON of snow and they’ve put their house number in several places to hedge their bets for deliveries in the winter.
Sullinator07 t1_ja7yg6f wrote
r/futurama for those who know.
UniqueAttention6155 t1_ja7ylyf wrote
Now, this is due diligence!
azoic2121 t1_ja7zoma wrote
The duct tape ribbon is a nice touch. Adds so much to the curb appeal.
Tacothekid t1_ja7zqf2 wrote
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Pankratos_Gaming t1_ja80nje wrote
Unless that's not their house number but they're just proudly displaying that they have 5G internet.
Bajakid t1_ja81wj6 wrote
What a miserable neighbor.
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marvinrabbit t1_ja82kfk wrote
Protesting 5G. Believes that it causes autism, or some shit.
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BenderDeLorean t1_ja83bxp wrote
Don't laught
I have two big ass numbers and street name signs on our House. There is a third one on the other side of the house.
Problem is that the front of our house is on a different street. This can be confusing.
Parcel carriers still manage to confuse the house. It's frustrating.
Plums_Raider t1_ja83ehy wrote
say what you want but that 6 next to the door is one of the most beatiful 6 i ever saw
Active-Leg193 t1_ja84haj wrote
Run it’s a 5G household!!
GlitteringBobcat999 t1_ja84vqn wrote
I had a FedEx driver deliver a bike to my front door that I needed to sign for. Good thing for whomever ordered it because he was at the wrong house. Driver said something like, "Where is your house number?". Now, it may not be as obvious as ol' fiddysix here, but I replied, "it's on the wall right here, both sides of the mailbox, and painted on the curb".
I wonder if this person got tired of misdirected packages and went nuts with the spray paint while swearing.
opinjonated t1_ja85rt7 wrote
They didn't want the drugs to get delivered to 54 or 58.
GlitteringBobcat999 t1_ja85uvd wrote
I lived on a corner of 2 streets, and the house number for me and for the guy 3 houses up on the other street were the same. Surprisingly, we only occasionally got each other's mail or packages, but it did happen.
kimkarbashian t1_ja867cz wrote
As a mail carrier I wish every house was numbered like this
krptt t1_ja86xkx wrote
Someone didn’t like their cursive sign, and then they got spiteful
Drewzil t1_ja888mg wrote
Fifty-six? Fifty-six? Oh, man! Now that's all I can think about!
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harmless_gecko t1_ja893rz wrote
It's their crack home, man
jtmarshiii t1_ja894ic wrote
that's not a 6! It's a G!
Arrows_of_Neon t1_ja8a09m wrote
This is actually a Verizon 5G tower in disguise
lynxss1 t1_ja8a137 wrote
When you keep getting a citation for not having your number on the curb.
achenx75 t1_ja8aa6c wrote
Such a condensed bi-level house lol.
PrudentDamage600 t1_ja8ae4x wrote
65 … wha-?
Gr8fulFox t1_ja8ba7l wrote
Just in a place that gets lots of snow.
osirisrebel t1_ja8bogh wrote
The super fancy fifty six above the garage door got me.
jonocyrus t1_ja8bv4c wrote
Plot twist: That’s not actually their address.
Slade26 t1_ja8csqg wrote
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100AngrySquirrels t1_ja8d8s6 wrote
Are we not going to discuss the moonshine still under the tarp?
George_H_W_Kush t1_ja8dt0a wrote
Honestly, if they did the numbers on the house with a brush and nicer paint instead of a rattle can it would look kind of nice.
That_guy_will t1_ja8ejdu wrote
Some people
Connect-Will2011 t1_ja8eprb wrote
Don't do it yourself; support your local sign shop.
It will look much nicer that way.
HarryHacker42 t1_ja8f83i wrote
On the 4th full moon of the year, after the vaccine had been spread, the true believers would write "5G" on their homes to ward off the evil spirits.
-- Book of Antivax, chapter 3, paragraph 2.
Wallrusswins t1_ja8fgqo wrote
65
efmanrulz t1_ja8hexc wrote
As a guy that does deliveries I love this guy.
Gruffleson t1_ja8hi9z wrote
Is this in Florida?
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thaforge t1_ja8hl2s wrote
Needs to put it on the roof as well in case someone needs to do an air drop
4jimmyjames4 t1_ja8hx9g wrote
As a courier I appreciate this here homeowner. The amount of queefs I deliver to without visible house numbers is infuriating. Sorry your courier sucks at reading!
Greatness_Only t1_ja8jtme wrote
Emergency services thankyou.
Devil9304 t1_ja8kx7t wrote
56565656
SignificantSun7445 t1_ja8l9xw wrote
My thoughts exactly
Kill3rT0fu t1_ja8mbdk wrote
> I had a FedEx driver deliver a bike to my front door that I needed to sign for. Good thing for whomever ordered it because he was at the wrong house
So the FedEx guy didn't know what your house number was, but somehow also thought you had a package to be delivered? Was he guided by The Force or Jesus?
CityofOrphans t1_ja8mspz wrote
My guess is they've had one too many packages misdelivered.
Rolandersec t1_ja8ndgm wrote
They had a problem, sure, but that solution is pretty meth’d up.
RoyalFalse t1_ja8nn2k wrote
That's why I can never get a 5G connection. This house took it all...
DrZaious t1_ja8nohv wrote
Why do you assume their miserable?
GlitteringBobcat999 t1_ja8quku wrote
It's a mystery. Maybe he was going by smell.
Koma79 t1_ja8rxiv wrote
56565566
man Americans have long house numbers
GlitteringBobcat999 t1_ja8sjnx wrote
It's only happened the one time. It was a real comedy of errors, too, as I had a scheduled pickup from UPS that day, and they won't actually ring the bell. I have them on the Ring camera running up to the porch, sticking the "sorry we missed you" label on the door and running back to the truck. I was determined to catch him before he could run away this time, so I ran to the door when FedEx man arrived. I was in such a hurry both dogs got by me and ran barking onto the porch, scaring the poor FedEx guy, all with me trying to hand him the return packages, him trying to give me the bike, both of us confused for maybe 30 seconds before figuring it out. (Fortunately, we have an external gate at the porch entrance, and FedEx guy retreated behind it.) With so much chaos, I'm sure he will always remember our house. Poor guy.
Epilog: After this incident, I got an inside gate so dogs can't get to the front door at all.
CensoryDeprivation t1_ja8t1gy wrote
Tinfoil hat? Check!
Averill21 t1_ja8tem3 wrote
Ill kill you you 56er!
Gilmorne t1_ja8wboc wrote
The kids today can't read cursive!
spb1 t1_ja8z0tk wrote
whats with the raised floating door
dubstepsickness t1_ja90t3r wrote
Roberto: [irritated] 56? 56? Oh, man! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good, 56-ing!
ozril t1_ja91l8n wrote
Except they're not. Look above the garage door. It says fifty six in cursive. It's their house number
Lazlo8675309 t1_ja91r5n wrote
Hungry ass fools when Uber driver is 5 seconds late.
ozril t1_ja91s9v wrote
Look above the garage door. It says fifty six in cursive. It's their house number
KaramAfro t1_ja929d0 wrote
Australians be thinking, hay dayve, wot due you rekken gs stands fo?
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Chevalier1942 t1_ja93df2 wrote
I wonder if they belong to an HOA who complained about a lack of visible address, and this was their way of maliciously complying.
marvinrabbit t1_ja93ope wrote
Inconclusive. Even if some or all of those are a '6', I'm willing to bet the the occupants also post facebook rants about 5G radiation.
Jellyeleven OP t1_ja95jx0 wrote
I think there’s one on the mailbox lid, but it’s open
LickMyThralls t1_ja96zsd wrote
People not delivering packages. Shit happens to me even with numbers on the side of my God damn house already. I put a bunch of spotlights on them and added more numbers but not as redneck engineered as this.
itsmajik42 t1_ja970kg wrote
Now it's all I can think about!!! HaHAAA!!!
LickMyThralls t1_ja978cn wrote
I've had them straight up deliver to a different house and then snap a picture that even shows the wrong number they put the package next to. Some of them are straight up incompetent.
GlobalPhreak t1_ja97frv wrote
"Sorry, man, I thought it said '5G'."
Victor_Vicarious t1_ja97hiu wrote
122, 122 and an eighth? Where the heck is 122 and an eighth?
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Binky_kitty t1_ja98kqk wrote
I could do this to my house and Amazon would still deliver it to my neighbours.
HaydenRenegade t1_ja9cw7g wrote
Is it normal to have the letterbox that far back off the street? Not that it is an excuse in this day in age with technological advances such as GPS, and counting house numbers.
wmatts1 t1_ja9e257 wrote
5656 or just 56?
CityofOrphans t1_ja9gbxz wrote
In my area, this is normal. I'm a mail carrier. So there are two different types of delivery, mounted and walking. Mounted means the boxes are all on the curb and you don't need to leave the vehicle to deliver unless the parcels are too big to fit in the box. Walking is what this house is, where the box is on the property and the carrier walks up one side of the street and down the other side back towards where they parked their mail vehicle. In my experience, location of the mailbox in that case varies wildly. Some are like this house, some boxes are right next to the sidewalk, some are inside the residents' garage, some are in their entryway and you have to open their outer door to deliver.
birdsarntreal1 t1_ja9iscd wrote
Does the door lead to the top floor or ground?
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Mysterious_End_1537 t1_ja9m9s3 wrote
Probably old impulsive people or people who were raised really poor etc This looks like something my dad would do...
He painted out house number on the house or fence a few times when he expected someone important to visit and was afraid they won't find our house. Or even wrote whole messages on a wooden plank and put it in front of the house "Darek, drop the hay next to the coal" or something
One other thing that came to my mind rn.. One time he wrote the guarantee dates of different devices on the TV, fridge, stove, washing machine... WITH A PERMANENT MARKERRRR.. when it was already past the date.
Damn dad.. 😩 Some people are just like that..
daveescaped t1_ja9mebg wrote
I liked this painters earlier work called “redrum”.
Ragnr99 t1_ja9nlqz wrote
they definitely lost at least 2 doordash orders at some point
Sudden_Lawfulness118 t1_ja9ohmq wrote
Delivery drive said he couldn't find my house because it wasn't properly marked so he had to return to the store with my pizza. Called and had him come back, I stood outside. He finally got there after 2 hours total after ordering pizza. I pointed to the numbers beside my door, I pointed to the numbers on my mailbox. Pointed to side walk where they were spray painted on. Pointed to where they were beside garage door. Not really sure what else I could have done. Road flairs in shape of the numbers? Maybe a light in the sky like the bat signal with the numbers? Honestly, I just think he was lying.
Bajakid t1_ja9sw1o wrote
I am not assuming they are miserable. I am stating they would be a miserable neighbor to have.
kthulhu666 t1_ja9u5bn wrote
I can see this as malicious compliance as to having your house numbered, or as a lot for an auction or demolition.
Tools4toys t1_ja9vsfl wrote
We get stuff for the wrong houses quite a bit. All of ours houses have low numbers, ie., 1-12 for five different streets. So we've often gotten items for other houses in the sub-division. The biggest one, we had a 15 cubic yard dumpster put in our driveway. They had to drive by the correct house to get to our house, with the good news is they came back and got it before I could even call to let them know the mistake. Assume the neighbors who ordered it saw them go by, then stopped them on the way out, and they came and got it.
EDIT: Was going to say, usually we just take mis-delivered packages over to the person who ordered it, so FedEx UPS USPS, gets they're mistakes corrected without any effort.
IamLuann t1_ja9w7hw wrote
There for is what is called a MUD ROOM!
IamLuann t1_ja9wtx3 wrote
Thank you for that
Haterbait_band t1_ja9wyhm wrote
Definitely something going on here… Some questionable decisions have been made. Like, is that door half a foot above the stairs?
Outrageous_Zebra_221 t1_jaa1xip wrote
I'm always curious about houses that have their front door on the 1 1/2th floor...
ByronIrony t1_jaa22iq wrote
Fif t six the number of the beast.
weskervision t1_jaa4ad4 wrote
“Four? I don’t know, you say 35 8 7?”
NetITGeeks t1_jaa9qn2 wrote
No wonder no one can find this place. It reads 5G!
Regular-Abroad-5339 t1_jaaags8 wrote
"It's not a crack house, it's a crack home" -- Idk
Sleazy-Wonder t1_jaadh99 wrote
WE sure this guy isn't just warning us about the hazards of 5G?
J4MES101 t1_jaafxae wrote
It’s like one of those games where you have to find 10 of something.
squeekymouse89 t1_jaag782 wrote
Please deliver to number 56565656 you can't miss it
Mitthrawnuruo t1_jaahmx3 wrote
Maybe a standard emergency service address sign, with large (several inch) reflective letters on colorful sign, generally green, blue, or red & available at lowes or most any hardware store, and very possible from your local emergency services agency would be a better choice.
So it is visible at night. Maybe put one of the places that people normally post their address.
Geoarbitrage t1_jaak4yq wrote
Older homes like mine (1938) have a metal covered slot by the front door and the mail is collected in the living room. It’s really nice on inclement weather days.
CaptainPunisher t1_jaakw5v wrote
First thing I thought about. 56?!
CaptainPunisher t1_jaal07j wrote
Scoot over, Red. I gotta practice my stabbin'!
CaptainPunisher t1_jaal3pp wrote
HaHYAAA!!!
CaptainPunisher t1_jaalf0m wrote
You're all wrong here. Every ten (8 in some parts) blocks is roughly a mile. 5656 would be roughly 5.6 miles away from the 0 street going through town.
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ElGuano t1_jaaordt wrote
That's where the 5G waves come from to give you COVID.
Appliancesurgeon t1_jaarhp6 wrote
Paramedic here, I’d really appreciate it if you all did this. Thanks.
Lil_Petunia5 t1_jaarm6y wrote
Please tell me this is long island lmao
TrogdorBurns t1_jaart13 wrote
Somebody looking for that house couldn't read the cursive where the number is spelled out.
Jellyeleven OP t1_jaasdg9 wrote
nubsauce87 t1_jaasgsd wrote
Ah yes, the ultimate class move; spray painting your house number on the siding, brick, and fence...
Ahviaa224 t1_jaaso3q wrote
I mean….I wish all houses had sky writing lettering for the numbers. I hate trying to find an address and need a telescope.
InourbtwotamI t1_jaatgcu wrote
I can relate
KlondikeBill t1_jaath95 wrote
Such curb appeal.
apextek t1_jaav0ri wrote
My dad had a few wtfs like that over the years tooo.
CaptainAlexy t1_jaavscm wrote
#56565656
kevingattaca t1_jaawled wrote
I know...I was just trying to be funny 😃
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Lil_Petunia5 t1_jaaxqqo wrote
Gotta be A ville
RIPSunnydale t1_jaaypn8 wrote
It's fun to contemplate what variety of crazy these people are! Their front door's floating a good 8" above the top of the steps, for christssake...
Artistic-Sherbet-007 t1_jab2yqn wrote
Fifty 6! 6! 6!
Jellyeleven OP t1_jab5041 wrote
How in the F?
Playful-Clerk6505 t1_jab5mwo wrote
My dumbass would read this as 5656 and I would be confused as hell
headunplugged t1_jab5vd6 wrote
OOOO, thats whats going on. thank you, i'm way too old just now be learning this.
CaptainPunisher t1_jab637b wrote
If you're being serious, don't sweat it. It totally makes sense when you realize it, but few people look at it that way.
Additional_Main_7198 t1_jab7o0p wrote
56! 56! Now that's all I can think of you no good 56'er!
shaun5565 t1_jabc7g4 wrote
Looks like a surrey house
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Improbus-Liber t1_jabj4yk wrote
So, how many of your friends are stoners... and why are they driving to your house?
fanywa t1_jabjld6 wrote
Which one?
pinkyblisters t1_jac2mlr wrote
That's a house I'd build in Sims without figuring out how the levels work
[deleted] t1_jac3mob wrote
A letterbox? Outrageous.
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WH0SAYSTHISSHIT t1_jac6jym wrote
I’ve never seen vinyl siding put on at an angle like that, and never want to again.
iGothereLate78 t1_jac7ajy wrote
I thought you said 65.
Double_Reward230 t1_jacf0ck wrote
When exterior designer is a Meth head
tkaleekal t1_jachihk wrote
The Amazon delivery guys used to drive right past , that’s why.
Lil_Petunia5 t1_jacj66p wrote
I think I remember my bus rides past this house when I was in high school lmao it’s been burned into my brain
AbradolfLincler77 t1_jacjx0n wrote
As a former courier, I wish everyone numbered their house like this!
headunplugged t1_jacx05m wrote
Im serious, thank you. I grew up rural, probably why I never heard it. Now i know of the house numbering scheme. Figures they would do that, major highways do the even (east/west), odd (north/south).
Miserable_Ad2275 t1_jad1y89 wrote
This house has 5G?
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