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254simba t1_j9of05s wrote

What's that thing about thick thighs saving lives?

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AnyHowMeow t1_j9ofmm3 wrote

Has your dude EVER skipped leg day?

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thunderbrot t1_j9ofpw8 wrote

Thicc ents marching to war, crushing their opponents skulls

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haleb4r t1_j9ofpya wrote

It's Entkira, those hips don't lie.

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FS_Scott t1_j9ofsy6 wrote

i don't how anyone could lose track of that entwife ...

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GingerJacob36 t1_j9oghnn wrote

Marching to war? They're not making it out of the house with the Mrs. looking like that!

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darth-helmet t1_j9ogsoi wrote

I only see one ent. Does that mean the ents are marching one by one? Hurrah hurrah!

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KrazyCroat t1_j9oigyp wrote

Ginseng ficus’ do look other worldly. Mine looks like a Bloater from the Last of Us.

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ianwgz t1_j9oim9s wrote

unzips aggressively

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2legit2lurk t1_j9ois05 wrote

That ent’s got some junk in the trunk. * bad joke eel face *

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Optinus17 t1_j9ojaqd wrote

So thats why the Ents were looking for their Entwives.. THICC

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EisoKalt t1_j9ojzmt wrote

Ginseng Bonsai. I have one too but he is a bigger boy. His name is Frederico

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Anglette t1_j9ok62r wrote

Dang! That poor tree looks cold! Wonder if it lost its jacket? (obscure reference)

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Stedzz t1_j9olslc wrote

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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TheDaemonair t1_j9om6ym wrote

“To the strip joint,” they yelled in unison.

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Meadaga t1_j9om7bg wrote

GEBBREY! That's where you went!

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chromecastbuiltin t1_j9opt9r wrote

Read that as ‘ants’ with tired eyes and spent 2 minutes zoomed in looking for those god damn ants!

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milehibear72 t1_j9opxyw wrote

That's the kind of trunk space you want on a late-model Ent.

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elispotato t1_j9oqfen wrote

And the ent god declared: Damn that’s one thicc ginseng

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ToastedCrumpet t1_j9or2iw wrote

I’ve got one of these bad boys but mine has thiccer thighs and a dong that goes down and wraps round one leg.

He’s struggling from winter but will bush up again now spring is here

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Reaganson t1_j9orcua wrote

I was thinking it looks more like a mandrake. Pull it partially out of the pot and see if it screams.

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jenjijlo t1_j9os33f wrote

Those are some massive plumpers!

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LOHare t1_j9p67vy wrote

Well, at least they found the ent-wives

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itzkaroni t1_j9pacs7 wrote

Kinda looks like the plant from harry potter

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Narodnik60 t1_j9pbs4g wrote

Somebody at that gym is skipping branch day.

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-RoQ_ t1_j9pdgbw wrote

Ents women are thick

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tr0tsky t1_j9pr0t0 wrote

Is this tree a comic nurse by any chance?

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_Mortal t1_j9qfp7i wrote

But... That's a mandrake.

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sycron17 t1_j9qg39c wrote

The Lord of the Rings prophecy was true, we need to search for Frodo!

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FD4L t1_j9qijr3 wrote

That ent is aiming for a career on tiktok.

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ShameNap t1_j9qiyj7 wrote

That ent is marching to Mardi Gras

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winniespooh t1_j9qj5zj wrote

Ugh I had one of these and it died within a month

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abtei t1_j9qjctq wrote

i tried twice with ents.. both died within 2 month... :/

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reldb t1_j9r29s9 wrote

Ents, pixar edition

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AsteroidTie t1_j9rbjpv wrote

These ents as they are called are not only battle hardened they were trained by the Navy Seals in jungle warfare in Malaysia.

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TtsValkyrie t1_j9rzjko wrote

Bet you didn't know a bonsai could make you bust

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harceps t1_j9szq2g wrote

Zoomed in and couldn't see any ants?/s

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