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thieh t1_ja206br wrote

You don't own cats. They own you. It's not your cat. You are its human.

This is completely expected as it exerts dominance over you.

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NetJnkie t1_ja20lsn wrote

Same. Every time I get up from my desk during the day for work I come back to a cat who is somehow offended that I have to move her.

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Ukenix t1_ja2152d wrote

Pussy prowlers be thieving for the seats o’ thy subjects.

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cantsurpassmediocre t1_ja21aoh wrote

My cat steals my chair then fights for dear life when I try to pull her off

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Rich_Cow_4236 t1_ja21imk wrote

Cant imagine gaming on this kind of chair, you must have excellent posture

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Neinbozobozobozo t1_ja22ghm wrote

She's trying to tell you that you deserve a real gaming chair.

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iambluest t1_ja23174 wrote

She is telling you it is time to talk about this strange behaviour.

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ThiqCoq t1_ja232tr wrote

Replying to InconsistentResident (#2,017,190)

Yeah but think about it. The cat is probably like wtf kind of world is he living in with that headset on! Lol to an ignorant external observer, a vr user probably looks mind boggling as fuck. Lol just observe the cats eyes... it looks like it wants to have a serious chat lol

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APC_ChemE t1_ja2332a wrote

Cat perspective: "Human pet gets up to drink and I can finally get my seat back."

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ToothlessGrandma t1_ja266gt wrote

I recommend a timed cat feeder. It's not normal for cats to be this large. Portioned meals at set times of the day will go far. In 2-3 months your cat might be half the size. The weight your cat shows in this photo is a result of over feeding.

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likebudda t1_ja268ig wrote

"The cord reaches to the couch"

-Cat

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[deleted] t1_ja27fcy wrote

Replying to DoubleOScarn (#2,017,703)

Ok so I’m an old head when it comes to VR.

Is it fun? Is it worth it? Are there games to play? Does it make you dizzy? Does it hurt your eyes? Does it cross your eyes? Are the graphics good today in VR? Does it work with a computer or only the ps5? (VR p•rn? Lol). If you wanted to right now could you somehow load up a program that for example has The Eiffel Tower in VR and go look around/explore Paris freely? Would semi-house-bound 60 year olds be able to use them and have fun or is there no games or anything for them to really do and would probably get them hurt anyways? Lol thanks if u answer any of those!

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Economy-Initial-6295 t1_ja289ly wrote

Pack and play and a shitty chair in the middle of the living room. Got my first baby on the way and I always feel this pic.

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gottabemaybe t1_ja28fzo wrote

The trick is to turn on some audio on your phone and leave the phone in your spot. Natural pe[s]t repellant.

But then --> No r/Funny Reddit posts :(

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GooseMay0 t1_ja28p17 wrote

I love the "oh were you sitting here?" look.

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bobcatt t1_ja2axam wrote

Move your meat lose your seat. House rules.

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Yabanjin t1_ja2dc8z wrote

I just got PSVR2. It’s the first VR thing I have ever done in my life (I’m 58). How do I go back to regular gaming now that I’ve experienced it?

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zen_mojo t1_ja2dyux wrote

My cat used to look like that. She got severe arthritis from being so big and we had to put her to sleep.

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DesignerBag96 t1_ja2fue1 wrote

lol, just the universe telling you to pull that loveseat forward instead of sitting on that hard chair.

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macfaddenstrews t1_ja2gqcm wrote

With that look, I actually think kitty wants to sit on your lap and watch you gaming.

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Saitura t1_ja2hz2s wrote

Move your twat lose your spot is why my mom would say when the kitty stole my seat.

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Ok-Astronaut4402 t1_ja2jw36 wrote

Hopefully it was a diet drink, that cat needs no more carbs

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-Here-There- t1_ja2k2lx wrote

Replying to zen_mojo (#2,019,304)

Yeah, obesity kinda causes suffering with any animal. Diabetes, arthritis like you mentioned, motility issues. This cat needs a diet change immediately.

Sorry to hear about you cat, by the way. Much love.

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-Here-There- t1_ja2kfll wrote

Replying to ToothlessGrandma (#2,018,224)

That’s all I gathered from this post. Poor cat is suffering from being over fed. I’m sure any animal appreciates the food but you have to be an advocate and keep them on a routine diet with a food appropriate for their age and body. If obesity is bad for us, it’s bad -if not worse- for them. Unfortunately they don’t have the longevity we have to begin with so unless you want that shortened one of the easiest things that can be managed is their food intake.

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fatbongo t1_ja2koif wrote

Awfully nice of you to keep the seat warm for them

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General_Specific t1_ja2lttz wrote

Body heat. Cats need heat. Get a box and a heating pad on low.

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Admetus t1_ja2m5v7 wrote

It's the floor for you.

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Jyslina t1_ja2npvn wrote

Fastest I ever got my seat taken was when I wasn't even done standing up out of my bean bag chair and she was in it.

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DoppelFrog t1_ja2o4y4 wrote

Looks like you got up to get more food for the cat.

Seriously tho, that cat is unhealthily overweight.

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Dr_Bitchcraft8 t1_ja2se7r wrote

Pick up your feet, you’ve lost your seat. 😂

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Bitter_Mongoose t1_ja2spw7 wrote

The problem here is that the food bowl is obviously empty and you don't have treats in your hand.

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Itsbetterthanwork t1_ja2vf3v wrote

I e got 3 cats and every and I mean every time I get up one of em shoots into where I was sitting. Not a problem when I’m listening to music as I just put something on they hate

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hbkdll t1_ja2xzdf wrote

Is that megachonker or oh lawd he comin

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sabeshs t1_ja2yfuq wrote

Yup, this is normal. Happens to me all the time.

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GenericElucidation t1_ja32tr9 wrote

Wow your kitty is a chonker. Maybe need to cut back on the treats lol

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halfwaykf t1_ja32wg1 wrote

I have a second chair for when my cat does this

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box_me_up t1_ja33wq6 wrote

The only thing that cat has done within two seconds is scarf down some food.

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chocobobleh t1_ja39mnb wrote

That would be such an uncomfortable chair to game in for long periods of time.

Get yourself a lil butt pillow, friend.

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ferrix t1_ja3e9ce wrote

"What? You must have mistake; I always was sit here."

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bobeany t1_ja3ikaw wrote

I am taking classes and my cat would always do this when I was studying. The solution is a chair for the cat so she can sit next to you. Now when I study I sit next to her and she doesn’t steal my seat or walk over my books…unless it’s close to dinner time.

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Briyte t1_ja3jdzv wrote

An immovable object meets a scratchable object what happens

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FarBookkeeper7987 t1_ja3je32 wrote

Kitty aside, you’re rockin the 21st century on your head and the 19th century on your ass.

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Cj_Joker t1_ja3jqew wrote

My mom has those exact same chairs with her dining room table set :O

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Xtremefluff t1_ja3o499 wrote

Cats are funny like that, but if you love your pet it needs a proper diet or it's going to have health issues.

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Tissuerejection t1_ja3qp7q wrote

Now strap your VR headset oto your cat , and post pictures for infinite karma.

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zluszcz t1_ja3xhui wrote

OP must have the most comfortable ass to choose a wooden chair over his couch.

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marl3yman t1_ja3zlot wrote

You have carpet and a decent couch. Upgrade the gaming chair. It will improve your performance.

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Haryzen_ t1_ja40qdx wrote

"Mom said it's my turn on the PlayStation"

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TapSwipePinch t1_ja43g8b wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#2,023,928)

If you sit on a hard chair like this for hours I can quarantee your ass hurts (area around tail bone anyway), and it is not because you're overweight or because of that last friday night.

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Shirvana t1_ja44fds wrote

You warmed the seat for kitty!

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Waytoogloriya t1_ja49rx4 wrote

buy a little chair for kitty and stand it next to yours.

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Karlston2 t1_ja4cfo4 wrote

I iz keeping your warmz spot warmz...

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NJtoNM t1_ja4ox12 wrote

Apparently you took one second too long! Funny.

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inflatableje5us t1_ja4quf8 wrote

when ever i needed the cat to move i would very deliberately place a piece of copy paper in the middle of the floor while she was watching. i would adjust it back and forth a little bit then walk away for a second. every time she would be laying on the paper when i came back.

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biscuit13 t1_ja4uv7e wrote

This really is funny. Like it! And your sweet kitty!

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HerrDoktorLaser t1_ja4wjlb wrote

Amazing!

Your cat can give you side-eye while looking straight at you!

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Bergfurgaler t1_ja59cv9 wrote

Normally I would say just pick the cat up and set them somewhere else, but that Chonk Unit of a cat may give you a herniated disk if you tried to move them. It'll be safer if you just go get another chair, that one is his now.

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USayThatAgain t1_ja5bgu7 wrote

Oh look, a cat shaped seat cushion! How did that get there?

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--Grognak-- t1_ja5gwsp wrote

"Mom said it's my turn to use the headset"

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loky1908 t1_ja5tkqg wrote

It's just a cat owner thing

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RebekhaG t1_ja6bhwh wrote

Your cat is like you snooze you lose. I can relate to your situation as a cat owner. I have a cat that is a massive seat stealer.

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DoubleOScarn OP t1_ja6j1hk wrote

Replying to zen_mojo (#2,019,304)

It’s my mother’s cat. I’ve been telling her to put her on a diet for a couple year now.(She’s 7)When my mother took her to the vet for a check up this last January, the vet suggested she go on a diet. So she’s on one now. Wish she would’ve listened a while ago. But according to the vet, she’s otherwise healthy at the moment. As long as she doesn’t keep chonking up and she actually sticks to that diet. Also, sorry to hear about yours. I’ll let her hear your story and maybe that will convince her to stick to it more.

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axolotl426 t1_ja6olpi wrote

sit on the floor. its their seat now

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brettmjohnson t1_ja77n91 wrote

That is a kitty telling you that you really need to get an upholstered recliner.

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plumpchungus t1_ja7896g wrote

"Mom said it's my turn to play VR games. "

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RedStoner93 t1_ja9y34o wrote

It was nice of her to let you use the chair at all! Know your place human

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akruppa t1_jaaco5k wrote

Huh? If you didn't want me to sit on this chair, then why did you warm it for me?

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