Family game night’s snack theme was “Break up” food. I decided to pay homepage to one of my personal, favorite breakup lines.phantom_munkey t1_j84q0cb wrote
Yeah, the worst I had was "I love you like a brother". Then ghosted me..
McGloomy t1_j855ok1 wrote
why would they ghost their brother
Crontab t1_j86sgrc wrote
He got creepy and she peaced out.
Emergency-Alarm8392 t1_j87dd2e wrote
Yeah, sometimes setting boundaries with those dude friends doesn’t work. One once tried to get into my room, where I luckily had a lock. After that, it was Casper the RBF Ghost to him at work.
UnironicEmpath t1_j87d1dh wrote
Yeah, I'd also ghost my brother if her said he wanted to fuck me.
Steinrikur t1_j851e66 wrote
Sounds like a dysfunctional family
emmyhc t1_j85uzdq wrote
In high school a guy I was "seeing" told me he loved me then saw me panic and awkwardly finished it by saying like a sister...........
We didn't talk again for month. Made senior year awkward
AlbatrossMediocre625 t1_j857y3w wrote
You should have answered: Then let me Alabama your ass off...
Felinegood13 t1_j85l203 wrote
r/beatmetoit
fuck_the_ccp1 t1_j86uohp wrote
r/beatmeattoit
dvoecks t1_j859jtz wrote
We're you dating Aaron Rodgers?
ananxiouscat t1_j85d2kp wrote
the family reunions must be rough
Licensed2Pill t1_j85lyq8 wrote
You should’ve asked if she meant step-brother or real brother.
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