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Solo_ta t1_jdzbyhw wrote

Yup. Like in whole universe. I like SF movies and every f..g planet in every galaxy has creatures speaking guess what... English!

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barugosamaa t1_jdzc0je wrote

The fact that you have Nordic, Balkan languages AND Portugal, but no english, makes this even funnier xD
I had stuff in Germany not coming with English, but never Portuguese and no English

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acqz t1_jdzcbpp wrote

Wow, TIL I'm fluent in 15 languages!

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fh3131 t1_jdzejec wrote

You're meant to read it with an accent and hand gestures 🤌

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choicebutts t1_jdzer08 wrote

This is what happens when you don't go back and fix the dummy text.

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bob_nugget_the_3rd t1_jdzhn3w wrote

Tbf probably most off these countries population speak English and better than us brits

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Okureg t1_jdzi86b wrote

Languages according to americans.

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tschach t1_jdzm3c2 wrote

Good reminder that a country flag does not represent a language! 🙃

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Naschka t1_jdznu8b wrote

I read the part about "Makes baby" and "Blends precisely with"... sounds like it makes you the freshest of the fresh.

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Efficient_Hamster_76 t1_jdzqcte wrote

I guess we can add 'English proficiency' to the list of requirements for using a food processor.

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G8kpr t1_jdzu98f wrote

While people are making jokes.

Clearly what has happened in the Design process, was that a graphic designer dropped in the english for each country as "holding" text, and they would send those off to be translated. Someone dropped the ball and didn't do a final proof read and sent it off to be printed.

They may have realized after it was printed, and said "fuck it, we printed 30,000 boxes. We're not tossing in them in the trash now".

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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdzusrk wrote

Nobody said anything about languages. They are describing geo-dependent functionality - and the good news is that in every one of those countries the device will do the very same thing!

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KingoftheUgly t1_jdzztbi wrote

Steams and blends babies in one easy step? I’ll take two! /s now I’m just thinking about how dead baby jokes were HUGE in the us as a kid and I don’t really know why.

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WeirdguyOfDoom t1_jdzzzku wrote

What gets me is that at the bottom left, the "Made in China" mention was translated to French.

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dcimal t1_je017za wrote

I went to the flag of my country and read the lines. Did not notice they where in english before coming to the comments...

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bushcrapping t1_je01d74 wrote

Replying to Player_X330 (#2,413,514)

It is in lots of countries but it doesn't mean they speak it well.

Finland is an odd one IMO because they have really good English but I always thought the reason for the Nordic countries good English was something to do with their native languages but Finnish is completely different.

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dont__hate t1_je02ied wrote

Careful with that thing! Ours worked great for 3-4 months, then something happened. Not sure if it started mixing too rich or too lean or what, but the baby just stopped eating it out of nowhere. Couldn't figure out what was going on, but then we took her to her grandparents for the weekend and she ate like a champ. Came back and she stopped eating again. Mixed by hand and she was all over it. We cleaned the thing regularly and thoroughly. Very sad because I loved the thing when it worked properly! Hopefully y'all have a better experience, just giving you my anecdote.

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nanfanpancam t1_je04c13 wrote

Learn a new language, your baby will be so proud.

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B00M5H4K4L4K4 t1_je0660j wrote

The saying used to be "It's all Greek to me."

I guess English is the new Greek.

Or Greek has changed, I mean...language is a living thing, it evolves.

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johnmarkfoley t1_je0iz0y wrote

you're supposed to read them with the accent specified by the flag.

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takingwave t1_je0jebk wrote

At least everyone who knows how to use this product does...

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ThiaZ t1_je0joj6 wrote

I think the english is alone on the side? I think we boughr the same and english is just in the side instead of the back.

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OldBob10 t1_je0knpm wrote

They will if they want to buy a “babybrezza one step food maker deluxe”!

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psilorder t1_je0mh3q wrote

"What is it?"

"An automatic baby food maker"

"But what is it in Ukraine?"

"...An automatic baby food maker?"

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mkosmo t1_je0n0rb wrote

Replying to dont__hate (#2,415,750)

Ours worked great for the duration we needed it (pulling double duty for twins) and for the person we gave it to afterwards. The thing saved so much time and frustration.

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mkosmo t1_je0rtf7 wrote

Replying to ALeakyValve (#2,420,130)

I definitely concur with the cleaning, but the overall time savings was there. What kind of formula were you using? I imagine different powders result in different consistency. The Similac Pro-Advance did well by us, where what I put in the hopper resulted in the expected output over time.

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Csanx_2020 t1_je0vxgv wrote

Dude, they even fucked up the hungarian flag

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NeroForte-InMyPrime t1_je0zoav wrote

Replying to G8kpr (#2,414,320)

While you were all looking in awe, your uncle didn’t actually sever his thumb at the knuckle. In fact, what you saw was the top half of one thumb and the bottom half of the other thumb. Interestingly enough, your grandpa l employed similar visual trickery involving the thumb when saying “I got your nose”. I hope this clears up a few things for those who possess skills of deduction that are inferior to my own.

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DrachenDad t1_je1ahoz wrote

Being it looks to be a local AU run, they probably do.

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fishouttafire t1_je1swyk wrote

It's almost as if English is the main language it's written in on one side, in much larger type, and then again in secondary languages on another side so as to not print 16 different boxes for the same product all around the world

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tradtrad100 t1_je1yvq3 wrote

No English French Spanish Italian or German either. This must be some super eastern product

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xorinzor t1_je2ezan wrote

you've just gotten so good at reading all languages that they all look like english to you

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full_HD_8K t1_je2kmdk wrote

as a turkish i have been speaking turkish for a long time, and yes we speak english

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WayneCampbel t1_je2mjk8 wrote

Baby Brezza + Costcos Kirkland Baby Formula…. So much time and money saved

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soljakid t1_je35416 wrote

Did the Universal translator finally kick in?

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agent37 t1_je3aqwf wrote

It would be funny if the other countries' instructions were just larger and more spaced out.

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snarfaleu t1_je3sut4 wrote

Actually, not all people knows how to speak english. There are some people who are not capable to speak in english like they're really struggling in making a sentence.

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ALeakyValve t1_je9s2ty wrote

Replying to mkosmo (#2,420,199)

My kiddo has a pretty severe dairy allergy so we had to use this formula called PurAmino. Certainly possible that the formula was to blame, maybe it's more prone to clumping or some such. It definitely helped for those middle of the night feedings where a bottle seemed a lot more complicated than usual haha

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