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rurounick t1_jeffhye wrote

Albuquerque is the Waco of New Mexico

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ionscanner t1_jefg9bs wrote

Is Jeremy Clarkson driving one of those?

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USBSocket t1_jefhd9i wrote

The sentence doesn't make sense. Think they're in the wrong order (and the Me 3 was the first thing eyes went to)

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No_Carpet7125 t1_jefiiyb wrote

Those three dudes are in a tongue punch circle with each other.

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ITCM4 t1_jefjszb wrote

Just a few blue collar 9-5 brown eye guys. Punch in & punch out.

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KingRokk t1_jefkpm4 wrote

It's nice of those guys to warn everyone who's worried about being exposed to E. coli, shigella, hepatitis, and intestinal parasites from anyone who 'eats ass'. It's really a public service.

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iskin t1_jefkre3 wrote

That makes sense because it's a common place to hide meth.

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moeriscus t1_jeflao7 wrote

I was having a 100% unsolicited conversation with a lady friend about this the other day. I've never done it, but she said it tastes like nickels... So many questions, like who puts nickels in their mouth as an adult and knows what they taste like?

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Zingfodd t1_jefmb06 wrote

Even more ABQ if everybody is doing 110 at the time, haha.

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skedeebs t1_jefow4f wrote

It really saves time when someone is considerate enough to put a sign on his back saying, "Disrespect Me."

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rob17gal t1_jefq4ne wrote

If they eat ass I’m sure they put Green Chile on it.

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RPDRNick t1_jefqq96 wrote

I'm starting to miss the days when eating ass was a dirty little secret only done by the sorts of dirty little whores that I am.

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RandomHybrid t1_jefxrv0 wrote

Is this the Albuquerque chapter of the human centipede fan club?

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aZamaryk t1_jeg3h0u wrote

Hmmm, it looks like there is a good chance to get your ass eaten out in Albuquerque. Where is Albuquerque exactly? Asking for a friend.

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Arcalargo t1_jeg3nf5 wrote

I regret that I have butt one ass to eat...

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destinationlalaland t1_jeg96m2 wrote

I don't care what they do with each other, as long as they pull over first

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mrl1976 t1_jegfiw1 wrote

Next epidemic… pin worms

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thefudd t1_jegit6x wrote

Top gear driving through American part 2

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snarefire t1_jegitlp wrote

I see Top Gear has been passing through Albuquerqe

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kindle139 t1_jegmahl wrote

More like Analbuquerque, or perhaps Assbuquerque?

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HotDogWarpZone t1_jegvb26 wrote

Replying to moeriscus (#2,540,198)

I buy proof coins just for this reason. I love quarters for their size and dimes for their tongue tingling. Nickels are in the middle and meh. Pennies are nice. Silver dollars are tasteless and too big.

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