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foolishkarma t1_jdwbe4h wrote
Slenderwoman
MajestyMather t1_jdwbgtp wrote
No nose... Noodles arms... They must've evolved from Slender Man... So yes that's what French people look like
Ajxyn OP t1_jdwc9mv wrote
Don’t forget the ability to stand on the thinnest heels I have ever seen!
Asio0tus t1_jdwc9m5 wrote
1 for 1 yes, why?
MajestyMather t1_jdwchmc wrote
Oh yeah the needle heels, can't put even a little bit of pressure on those otherwise theyre going straight through
Early_Anybody_6464 t1_jdwcray wrote
Yep, that's just what the cheese eaters look like.
MegaWaffle- t1_jdwd2pc wrote
Madameslender
MegaWaffle- t1_jdwd608 wrote
Are we sure those are shoes?
Golfer119 t1_jdwdbw0 wrote
It’s so she can access the Internet in the UK (a reference to British YouTuber and Comedian Jay Foreman and the ad read at the end of his “What Happened to Old London Bridge?” video).
Ryth88 t1_jdwdkel wrote
Your standard Quebecois queen.
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PotterAndPitties t1_jdwg6j5 wrote
No, they have longer arms.
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QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdwhra9 wrote
Must be related to Stretch Armslong...
gordielaboom t1_jdwic8u wrote
My mother is Acadian and could smack me from a room away, so I’d agree.
Aioros_Y t1_jdwka1k wrote
If you could read French you would notice it's illustrating a common saying.
Madrasthebald t1_jdwlbt4 wrote
how do you say "Come here!" in French (mortal kombat style)?
sleepyprojectionist t1_jdwlmpr wrote
The long arm of the Loire.
OcelotBrave8818 t1_jdwm437 wrote
They forgot the stink lines
demilitarizdsm t1_jdwmsoh wrote
Honestly it doesn't matter because that is indeed how they speak,
ComposerNo5151 t1_jdwn7ce wrote
Only the ones who can stretch their arms out of their sleeves.
Rooty_Rootz t1_jdwqgxx wrote
Why do I still find her attractive in a surreal, Psychonauts-esque way?
Ajxyn OP t1_jdwrgtd wrote
Alarmed-Web-916 t1_jdwucyu wrote
Voldemort was French?
mechant_papa t1_jdwugon wrote
Is this supposed to be a French saying? Cause it isn't.
Rooty_Rootz t1_jdwv5yk wrote
love don't judge, brother
Historical_Sugar9637 t1_jdwv9et wrote
Only whenever you have your back turned to them O_O
It's the reason why you have to carry a mirror when travelling to France
echocomplex t1_jdwvnjp wrote
Looks like something from parasite eve.
54_actual t1_jdwvx09 wrote
actually, she's a special agent for the gendarmerie nationale, the long arm of french law enforcement.
merci.
Norseair t1_jdwwkm8 wrote
No, but we can.
ThrowRA789042 t1_jdwzclg wrote
Girls just reaching for a baguette
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structuredchronicles t1_jdx0q9b wrote
Is that Mike Wazowski's mom?
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SecondChance03 t1_jdx2bii wrote
Its so they can raise white flags really high for everyone to see
BiggusDiccoos t1_jdx2mse wrote
It’s ok I studied french at school 🏫
Baguette baguette! Surrender!
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Healthy-Carob-1058 t1_jdx456u wrote
GOOGLY BEAR
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AntTheSect05 t1_jdx4qoj wrote
Yes, even uglier actually
Allenpoe30 t1_jdx52m3 wrote
I knew it! The cheese and wine aliens have revealed themselves!
ocbro99 t1_jdx6gkg wrote
That’s Pleakley
Desrac t1_jdx6uts wrote
I think I have that book.
Off screen, you're asked to translate the phrase "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtgan".
RyanM1977 t1_jdx7g7p wrote
Damn I bet her finger game is strong.
Individual_Height780 t1_jdx7p0x wrote
Oui
Alderan922 t1_jdx7p49 wrote
Yes, French is riddled with cyclops with a long right hand claw and extremely sharp needle shows
GuNNzA69 t1_jdx7vng wrote
Yep, that seems to be a very accurate representation of a french person, to me!
hazardgamingNcollect t1_jdx9pit wrote
Yes
axle2005 t1_jdx9sw3 wrote
Oui.
cheese120_ t1_jdxaey1 wrote
Mike Wazowski's mom has actually been shown and she looks just like Mike except she's an old lady. I believe she was shown in some bonus thing on the Monsters Inc dvd.
Independent_Clerk476 t1_jdxce9e wrote
Yes
jboneng t1_jdxcxy3 wrote
nah it is just the classic french cyclops-slenderman stereotype.
Secret_Agent_666 t1_jdxd7jy wrote
The cheese eaters, omg 🤣
Hannibal_Barca_ t1_jdxdkq3 wrote
For those who don't speak French she is essentially saying "don't extend your arm beyond your sleeve".
I think the picture is meant to really exaggerate this action to help people learning the language what is meant in the sentence.
BerriesAndMe t1_jdxdy1s wrote
Well at least one shoe has a heel.. The other I'm not so sure.
Upper_Drag6011 t1_jdxeaw6 wrote
Yes
MajestyMather t1_jdxecrj wrote
Nah its a modern take on a medieval torture device, now they label it as fashion
Riegel_Haribo t1_jdxelso wrote
...surrender monkeys.
Riegel_Haribo t1_jdxeq1o wrote
The head holds one big eyeball.
Anathema_Quill t1_jdxi6ue wrote
he name actually means « flight from death » in french, which i think is pretty cool!
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Minimum_Plankton_849 t1_jdxivta wrote
The French Joker
Alarmed-Web-916 t1_jdxiy2f wrote
Interesting ! So I guess the word play wasn’t as much of an issue in the French translation (Tom marvolo riddle = I am lord voldemort”)
Shaman7102 t1_jdxj8ya wrote
If you wear the appropriate glasses and stop drinking the drugged water u will see the truth.
HadrosLux t1_jdxkdsw wrote
Salad fingers lookin’ ass
Nimyron t1_jdxkwsn wrote
Alright I'm french how do I do that ? I wanna grab a beer from the fridge without moving my ass please someone teach me
Eat-The-Beanz t1_jdxlbfi wrote
No wonder why they have weird accents
Hot_Season_886 t1_jdxn46j wrote
Please let me sew buttons on your eyes...
raflov16 t1_jdxnd0p wrote
Was she in The Oblongs? If not, she definitely belongs there
sharksnut t1_jdxnmvg wrote
They look like Canadians except with flat-front faces instead of flappy heads
BlxnkSpxceBxr t1_jdxqy92 wrote
You forgot to mark this nsfw 🤮
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TommyTuttle t1_jdxtb4c wrote
She is expressly telling you not to do that. Now please keep your arm at the correct length. Thank you.
Mr_guazabara t1_jdxui2t wrote
Yes
PRSHZ t1_jdxvib0 wrote
Heels from the future, two piece summer heels.
Difficult_Factor4135 t1_jdxvkyk wrote
No, but it’s what my nightmares look like 😟
MajoredInPhilosophy t1_jdxwzo8 wrote
r/chrissimpsonsartist
Vyxen17 t1_jdxxlya wrote
Oui
Nimyron t1_jdxy87z wrote
Ah yes indeed, so I must find a way to extend my sleeve as well...
ClnHogan17 t1_jdxyvfq wrote
Just like this except French people all have exquisite noses built for the smelling of wine.
militoni t1_jdy0r8i wrote
Don't be absurd. Of course not...that is not until they add one or more of the trademark French items like a beret, baguette, ou a cigarette.
TaranisPT t1_jdy0rc8 wrote
They changed his name completely in French to Tom Elvis Jedusor, so the anagram becomes "Je suis Voldemort", which translates to "I am Voldemort".
jl_theprofessor t1_jdy124f wrote
All the French girls I dated had only a single gigantic eye on the side of their head.
Tierynege t1_jdy13ix wrote
Oui.
insertusername001 t1_jdy17nw wrote
It’s Leela’s French cousin
TedMeister88 t1_jdy181f wrote
Non, hereusement.
CatoblepasQueefs t1_jdy1l4x wrote
Wisconsinites look nothing like this.
Brandanp t1_jdy2dyz wrote
What happened to the skinny noses of Vallette et Vallette?
atxcpl1511 t1_jdy38ml wrote
Si
RandomRobot t1_jdy3d8m wrote
I've never heard anyone saying something remotely close to that in any language.
Does this make any sense to you?
It feels like it was taken from something like a Turkish to Greek learning book, then adapted to English and used in a French tutorial later on
Nova17Delta t1_jdy5nx0 wrote
french person reaching out at me
#Pas d'échappatoire! :)
The_Lizard43 t1_jdy70cy wrote
The damn French, always trying to be a demon
HelixDraxzonyx t1_jdy90m0 wrote
La Slendermadamoiselle, I believe that is.
datdoofus1 t1_jdy97hs wrote
lmao i have the same d’accord books, they’re a bit goofy at times
Droophoria t1_jdy9awd wrote
Yes
dolce_de_cheddar t1_jdyajj5 wrote
Oui
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TommyTuttle t1_jdybx6i wrote
There you go. Some Lycra sleeves will stretch nicely, without technically disobeying the noseless cyclops.
Flangepacket t1_jdyduo5 wrote
Yes. Just add cigarettes.
Max_Thunder t1_jdygrok wrote
I speak French and can confirm that speaking French doesn't allow people to make their arm longer in a way that you could extend it beyond your sleeve.
The sentence makes no sense, but somehow it fits the drawn character with their ridiculously long arms. Maybe it's humor?
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figjammy t1_jdyjzjc wrote
Yes, I’ve seen one and that’s what they look like.
Hannibal_Barca_ t1_jdyk5vd wrote
I think its just a vocabulary book for beginners. If you take the sentence from the perspective of learning a new language there are a few complexities in it.
- "allonge" aka extend is semi beginner word because of how verbs work in french
- the "n'" then "pas" is part of how a negative is presented in the language
- au-dela is... in french there are more specific terms for what the subject and object is and what people are pointing at/referring to.
It's constructed for pedagogic reasons.
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Colldhandz t1_jdyqnk6 wrote
I'm genuinely terrified
Domonoadamu t1_jdyr6n2 wrote
Évidemment 🎶
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creamonbretonbussy t1_jdytn8j wrote
The ones in my nightmares are about to...
Vancouwer t1_jdyu4na wrote
Evolution trait from reaching for cigarettes and waving baguettes around.
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Bartinhoooo t1_jdz0xnd wrote
If you got that far in your french book you’d probably already figured it out by yourself
Bartinhoooo t1_jdz0ycg wrote
If you got that far in your french book you’d probably already figured it out by yourself
BonjinTheMark t1_jdz1crv wrote
Cruella DeVille? Yes, yes they do. Esp in the snobby region
Smellthiel t1_jdz43vg wrote
i would honestly say that a french person is a caricature of this drawing
JoeyMg99 t1_jdz6c6p wrote
Warframe reference?
Nutmegdog1959 t1_jdz9azo wrote
Just her Rudy Gobert and Victor Wembanyama.
skitzofennec305 t1_jdza1ev wrote
I am afraid
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MarleneFrancais t1_jdzfm67 wrote
Pas moi
FamilyofBears t1_jdzfnvp wrote
She could touch her toes without bending down.
th3h4ck3r t1_jdzhc1w wrote
I remember that book from my high school days xd
janoscho_o t1_jdzhm9k wrote
Thats french people at level one, once you go deeper you'll find higher level french people
urlocaldumbass24 t1_jdzhsva wrote
I don’t speak French but I’m assuming she’s asking where the rusted spoons are
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Disastrous-Year571 t1_jdzj8lu wrote
France in the year 3000 😉
Hafling3r35 t1_jdzkfap wrote
French here, she totally look like my communication teacher
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geeksluut t1_jdzqs3m wrote
From those chic shoes yeah she’s French.
Icy_Tailor_1686 t1_jdzseux wrote
I would just stay away from france
Primary-Fee1928 t1_jdztygt wrote
French here. Yeah, I can confirm.
Rig-check t1_jdzvvj7 wrote
Absolutely
McBooley t1_jdzws4l wrote
So Slenderman is French?
OldBob10 t1_jdzx8hy wrote
Yes, this looks exactly like all French people. Blonde hair, red blouses, lavender skirts, and matching heels. Even the men.
OldBob10 t1_jdzy3lh wrote
They’re actually the well-known French fighting heels. Developed during the Napoleonic era, they were an infantry weapon which were much feared by the enemies of the First Empire. Sadly, the epidemic of sprained ankles caused by their usage by under-trained troops mitigated much of their effectiveness, and the failure of the charge of the Old Guard at the Battle of Waterloo, widely thought to have been caused by the use of these shoes, put the final nail in the coffin of this technology.
mtutty t1_jdzy803 wrote
We remember the Free-man. We are coterminous.
OldBob10 t1_jdzyd3h wrote
Luckless pedestrians
Sheikh_Left_Hook t1_jdzz2ny wrote
Non. C’est de la merde. 💩
Au revoir.
IAmJohnny5ive t1_jdzzi1r wrote
It's like Roald Dahl meets Dr Seuss
Shan-Chat t1_je00i1r wrote
Looks like Eddie Izzard.
WebSmurf t1_je022kj wrote
I mean, the arms seem a bit stubby but, other than that, I’d say it’s a decent portrayal.
Bulky_Cantaloupe2931 t1_je03cnz wrote
Also one arm longer than the other, for maximum grabbing.
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Puzzleheaded-Rub5941 t1_je0l35p wrote
Only my third arm is that long
Beneficial-Play-5927 t1_je1adfr wrote
No. The French don’t smile.
HoneyBadger_Catapult t1_je1gipa wrote
This is why they have to be bailed out in every war.
HoneyBadger_Catapult t1_je1gwbv wrote
Someone published it in a book, so it is now.
Think_Library_8817 t1_je1s9co wrote
Can't be she's smiling not looking with disdain
kustombart t1_je4ac6k wrote
Long lost cousin of Leila from Futurama..?
Slovieer t1_je4b77x wrote
Ah, inspired by Ito I see.
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