Submitted by barrybilly2 t3_yy338y in funny
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Appropriate-Rope-651 t1_iwry2q8 wrote
Where is there?
hawt_pawket t1_iwry3kc wrote
*their
vikinglander t1_iws03ka wrote
When Mao says jump…
Loud_Consequence537 t1_iws0pz4 wrote
... there ...
Most_Sir8172 t1_iws1yjo wrote
Very few Chinese soldiers get actual weapons. The real trusted ones might get a fighting stick.
SCAMMERASSASIN007 t1_iws2y1a wrote
Jump really high lol
view-master t1_iws6t4m wrote
Invisible troop carriers are great and all, but.
Various-Job-5184 t1_iwslme7 wrote
Until they get COVID and Pooh bear shuts down the whole military, all hail zero COVID policy
vikinglander t1_iwsqcrv wrote
Yeah that HIMARS is a real joke.
Dm203b t1_iwsqruf wrote
I remember decades ago when the Weekly World News told us all in the US that we had to jump up and down at a specific time to counteract the Chinese who were planning to do the same thing in order to influence the Earth’s rotational axis for some reason or another.
Seemed like bullshit at the time. Now I’m not so sure.
Regular_Rutabaga4789 t1_iwsrwyo wrote
Although they are only jumping about 4inches off the ground and weigh about the same as Labrador puppy, so the impact won’t be great.
grobarchi t1_iwsv1ln wrote
I was talking about the folks joining the army. Not the equipment.
Available-Moose-1408 t1_iwtupq3 wrote
Please make a Harry Potter edit someone.
sabbo_87 t1_ixbbhyf wrote
Look at this fucking edge lord. Smartest guy he knows.
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