Submitted by cheezeyballz t3_z771zm in funny
Miscdude t1_iy5agy0 wrote
Step 1: find someone who bought and installed truck nuts
Step 2: find their shoe size
Step 3: order them bright pink Crocs 2 sizes too small and a pair of these croc nuts
Step 4: give them these as a Christmas gift in public and make sure to tell them you saw a product that reminded you of them and just HAD to buy it
Step 5: get elderly family member to help you pressure them into trying them on around Christmas gift unwrapping, but assure them you meticulously ensured you got the right size so while they struggle to put them on the elderly family member acts like they're faking not being able to fit them on and gets aggressive because they're being rude about a gift
Step 6: camera ready for when they finally fit their foot into the too small Crocs with nuts on them so you can get pictures while they struggle to remove them
Edit: formatting
ReddittingReddit t1_iy60j7x wrote
^ This here's a thinkin' man
RipeningTrashCan t1_iy931kk wrote
A Professional middle-child man.
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