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Miscdude t1_iy5agy0 wrote

Step 1: find someone who bought and installed truck nuts

Step 2: find their shoe size

Step 3: order them bright pink Crocs 2 sizes too small and a pair of these croc nuts

Step 4: give them these as a Christmas gift in public and make sure to tell them you saw a product that reminded you of them and just HAD to buy it

Step 5: get elderly family member to help you pressure them into trying them on around Christmas gift unwrapping, but assure them you meticulously ensured you got the right size so while they struggle to put them on the elderly family member acts like they're faking not being able to fit them on and gets aggressive because they're being rude about a gift

Step 6: camera ready for when they finally fit their foot into the too small Crocs with nuts on them so you can get pictures while they struggle to remove them

Edit: formatting

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