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Mistress_Boleyn t1_iycdoyd wrote
Wouldn't it be more like a skirt at this point?
tunasensual t1_iycezma wrote
He.
[deleted] t1_iycfhkl wrote
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SquidMilkVII t1_iycmar8 wrote
LowOnPaint t1_iycr2bq wrote
Comics like this are why Bill Waterson quit.
Callabrantus t1_iycto32 wrote
Dude's got that Big Snake Energy.
___HeyGFY___ t1_iycu2n9 wrote
Dude reminds me of the My Pillow guy
ChasingPesmerga t1_iycvj5k wrote
Snake? What happened? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE???!!!
_Kaimbe t1_iycyk7m wrote
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,
Hooray for you're one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, you're wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbions,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
felixrocket7835 t1_iydc5vn wrote
hate this stigma of pet snakes, i'm not even exaggerating when I say 99.9% of snakes aren't big enough to eat a human.
you're more likely to become dog food than snake food, also more likely to be killed by your pet dog than pet snake, as the majority of pet snakes have a bite equal to a kitten.
raj3458 t1_iydchbs wrote
It's fucking obvious dude, you take replies on meme subreddit seriously?
felixrocket7835 t1_iydcpml wrote
I see a lot of unironic and serious remarks like this, especially on posts related to cute snakes.
There'll be a photo of a cute corn snake, full grown, and they'll be comments like "yeah they're cute and all as a baby but wait until it grows to 30 feet and EATS you!!1111"
Particular_Track_365 t1_iydf0wo wrote
heady_brosevelt t1_iydgclf wrote
It’s one pant
hasta_la_pasta t1_iydhqbc wrote
One trouser
Mondo114 t1_iydjhkq wrote
Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
IronclawFTW t1_iydjjfk wrote
*at least
*its
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Cyrano_de_Boozerack t1_iydk18f wrote
He had a wife you know...
obsertaries t1_iydmile wrote
I love Calvin and Hobbes but Watterson is a grumpy old stick in the mud.
DirtyProjector t1_iydp977 wrote
So dumb
a-snakey t1_iydvb2r wrote
Why wont anyone ride me?!
Gurn-Blanston t1_iydxofi wrote
to shreds you say...
the_GOAT_44 t1_iydzc5n wrote
That broad is way too methy looking to decline
whitestar11 t1_iye1xub wrote
What's a trouser snake?
NomadMiner t1_iye4nzm wrote
Is that how you think snakes wear pants?
snoopthulhu t1_iye6uq0 wrote
Just another broken heart for Snake, where is she now...
_forum_mod t1_iye7j1r wrote
Would a woman who is expecting sex be disappointed?
brentlybrently t1_iyee0vt wrote
Let's get together, and feel alright
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spirito_santo t1_iyeja3k wrote
Dara O'Briain :-)
shpiffeh t1_iyek2p3 wrote
It's a euphemism for penis. So the lady thought he was propositioning sex, but he actually had a snake wearing trousers who wanted to get ridden.
freethnkrsrdangerous t1_iyf5jaz wrote
What is this boomer shit?
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