Here I am, about to feed my axolotl his nightly worms when in strides my partner, my darling, my hopeful wife to be. She asks me to schooch over, so I do giving my love the space she needs to do something (at the time I was not aware of what was about to happen..)

First the milk... I just assume she's about to make choccy milk.. I was oh so wrong.

She only pours about an inch or two of milk.. then I realise what is about to go down. In goes the stone cold water from the not boiled kettle. We both just stare at this cup of horror and demon liquid. I look at her before exclaiming "THE FUCK IS THIS" She then realised fully and says "I DONT KNOW".

Finally she pours the evil down the drain before I tell her to vacate my kitchen and not to return for the night

Edit: i feel like I must add friends.. that she was INCHS away from wasting a Yorkshire tea bag on this concoction..