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Lavasioux t1_j22n8ri wrote

Slow down now, no reason to start talkin crazy. We're talkin about treats here, no unnecessarily planned trips to The Bahamas!

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BKacy t1_j22ndfe wrote

Please tell me you dropped that.

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xjinxxz OP t1_j22nmn4 wrote

I was in the living room, and it sounded like something fell off a shelf in a closet, I couldn't figure it out till I looked in the bathroom.

It randomly exploded. I think the universe is telling me something.

Also, If i was standing on it when it happened....there would probably be more blood.

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oneplusmadz t1_j22o3oh wrote

breaking a glass ceiling the other way.

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TerpBE t1_j22pdmf wrote

This can occur if when they heated the glass in the tempering process they didn't use enough potassium.

There is one way you can prevent this from happening:

Need banana for scale.

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Fellow_Indian_ t1_j22q1mr wrote

I think this is what's going to happen with me in sometime..

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Jin825 t1_j22qpgk wrote

Call an Uber. Can't risk making potholes on the way there.

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AtomicBombSquad t1_j22sn5n wrote

Replying to xjinxxz (#1,137,934)

I had a glass patio table that did the exact same thing. It was fine until one day it randomly exploded. At first I thought someone vandalized it; but, who destroys your table and then closes the gate back when they leave?

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Tkinney44 t1_j22v6ng wrote

From the glass shatter I'm guessing it fell off something?

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S0RAKI t1_j22vvcy wrote

I hope you were wearing shoes when that happened

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Bgrubz83 t1_j22wbkm wrote

So uhh…whats your New Year’s resolution? I say it should be obvious…..

Time to buy a new scale!

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Apegate007 t1_j22wfp2 wrote

Was that one pizza or 4 your ordered sir

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H2Onah t1_j22y3a7 wrote

Maybe you need to find a sturdier scale? 🤔

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Mooshmeh13 t1_j22yvkc wrote

No worries Reddit Fren. Your window was opened.

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Kitchen-Bid-8235 t1_j232099 wrote

For me, the question is "what was the last total weight that scale read before it was murdered?"

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gentlemansracer t1_j236a7c wrote

Posted 3 times already, all with different titles. Nice job OP!

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Bemxuu t1_j236paj wrote

Any chance it's due to thermal stress?

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AMxMA t1_j237cee wrote

Got the new idea for yo mama joke.

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ExxInferis t1_j239dvc wrote

Replying to xjinxxz (#1,137,934)

I was once sat in a doctor's waiting area that had an array of tempered glass walls. There were about a dozen other people in the waiting room with me.

All of a sudden something like a gunshot went off and one of the glass panels exploded. Everyone shit themselves. No-one was anywhere near this panel. No gun toting loonies in sight. It just sort of decided to explode.

Nickel sulphide phase changing most likely.

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ard15951 t1_j239m7a wrote

Also buy a scale not made of glass

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bparker1013 t1_j23a6ec wrote

Someone else just posted this saying their scale randomly exploded... I'm too lazy to research...

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xjinxxz OP t1_j23azcc wrote

Replying to bparker1013 (#1,141,564)

Probably me. I posted in a few subreddits because I thought it was funny with the holidays and such, and it really was random. I thought mildly interested would be the least popular turns out it wasn't.

Also I posted a few minutes after it happened.

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ELLENRAPELEY2 t1_j23bgsu wrote

Your weight must have gone past your zip code. Yeah I think it’s time to lay off the peppermint bark.

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YENO-NEE- t1_j23cp5t wrote

This literally can happen if you stand directly in the middle of it and put all your weight on it so it's pretty easy for this to happen

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buddyyoda t1_j23di3x wrote

for a sec i thought i was at r/pcmasterracs

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hellhound_2001 t1_j23lh5i wrote

Or you need to not let the glass scale touch the porcelain throne lol

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_ballora_0 t1_j23m0z3 wrote

I dont know which one is the original but i saw this exact picture on r/mildlyinteresting

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SSundance t1_j23n3ln wrote

OMG so funny!! Hahahahahah!!! s/

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BurritoZee t1_j23n5pu wrote

The scales cannot contain your power

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Sintacks t1_j23pkc1 wrote

This is why I won't get on mine without shoes on.

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Dutchmango t1_j23pmgn wrote

This picture confirms why I always thought these type of scales were a bad idea.

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cutearmy t1_j23rhl4 wrote

That happened to me. The scale fell on it’s side and shattered everywhere

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Yakassa t1_j240sea wrote

Replying to TerpBE (#1,138,246)

See where relying on cheap inferior Potassium has led you? Do you see now? You know who is laughing now? Yes Nation of Kazakhstan laughing at you people with inferior small teeny tiny Potassium for little baby.

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totallynotarobut t1_j24187h wrote

This is what happens when a glass scale stops trying to hold itself in to impress a lady scale.

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witchyanne t1_j245qdu wrote

I feel like I just saw this with a different caption…?

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biggy109 t1_j249zj8 wrote

I just found my ticket to fame

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Thatotherguy246 t1_j24ahnh wrote

I feel like this is why we should probably stop making weight scales out of glass.

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glandmilker t1_j24azrw wrote

When it broke and you fell the one inch , did you break and floor boards

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master-virus t1_j24bbco wrote

The other half used it before you which caused hairline cracks so it was bound to happen.

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tec6679 t1_j24g6kh wrote

It should be the punchline to a "YO MAMMA" JOKE she so fat, she broke the scales

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MariiiiKk t1_j24h268 wrote

Did it really break from the weight?

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DragonicWolf_Aspect t1_j25y3jt wrote

The scale when your mom stands on it according to first person shooter players

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vanmio t1_j26on69 wrote

On the contrary, those gains are massive dinosaur like super saiyan god mode.

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Koolkid777 t1_j26y68p wrote

You know, its time to go to the gym when the scale says error. But this is just weak glass

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NonfungibleFungus t1_j27gvfg wrote

Bury it in the back yard with the others and speak of this to no one.

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