mudturnspadlocks t1_j68wh4o wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:17 PM

Melanie just went on break but Angus will be able to help you

Relictorum t1_j697526 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 5:29 PM

phew! What a relief! Melanie's got the looks of a swamp donkey, and she's just too rough. I swear that she can crack walnuts in her hand. At least Angus knows how to handle it, and you'll get a kiss on the cheek, too. Wish he'd trim that beard, though.

tarquin_deluxe t1_j6a5su3 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:27 PM

A man knows what a man needs. That's what I heard, anyway.

DadsRGR8 t1_j6a77sv wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:37 PM

That’s the company slogan!

Kennythegamer t1_j69bsn7 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 6:01 PM

Naw the beard looks hot, and if you're lucky he might suck it too.

Benchamoneh t1_j6a8rco wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:48 PM

... must be a pretty long beard if he can suck it, sounds pretty dirty though, wouldn't get all matted?

KristoHam t1_j6bomfi wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:29 AM

Swamp donkey makes me think of Shrek

GANDORF57 t1_j6a9fc7 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Now that's what I call customer service! ^(*Which way to the fitting room?)