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banjo_swam t1_j68t5lm wrote
r/theyknew
mudturnspadlocks t1_j68wh4o wrote
Melanie just went on break but Angus will be able to help you
Myaccountisreal t1_j68wvza wrote
This takes me back to when an adult man asked if there was a fitting room to try out the different sizes. When the answer was no, he asked if I could demonstrate how they worked.
Relictorum t1_j697526 wrote
phew! What a relief! Melanie's got the looks of a swamp donkey, and she's just too rough. I swear that she can crack walnuts in her hand. At least Angus knows how to handle it, and you'll get a kiss on the cheek, too. Wish he'd trim that beard, though.
Kennythegamer t1_j69bsn7 wrote
Naw the beard looks hot, and if you're lucky he might suck it too.
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Mythoclast t1_j69nixa wrote
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
CursedElevator t1_j69p1y8 wrote
Hot milfs in our store team
Red_neko_ t1_j69py99 wrote
Bruh I can use my own hands what I need is a...
[deleted] t1_j69ryhv wrote
They knew what they were doing.
somdude04 t1_j69t53b wrote
This must be a Starbucks.
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TheAssasin_78 t1_j69zev3 wrote
A handjob you mean ?
tarquin_deluxe t1_j6a5su3 wrote
A man knows what a man needs. That's what I heard, anyway.
DadsRGR8 t1_j6a77sv wrote
That’s the company slogan!
Benchamoneh t1_j6a8rco wrote
... must be a pretty long beard if he can suck it, sounds pretty dirty though, wouldn't get all matted?
framsanon t1_j6a8v5p wrote
This service blows me away.
GANDORF57 t1_j6a9fc7 wrote
Now that's what I call customer service! ^(*Which way to the fitting room?)
Splattacus t1_j6aa7rl wrote
Bunch of tossers!
Austino-Da-Great t1_j6aa8lo wrote
I’m on my way!! Now Quick where’ the ASPL I’m a comming for the service and staying for the satisfaction
Thin_River_775 t1_j6ab6si wrote
Every little helps!!
vrenak t1_j6acq17 wrote
15 pounds for condoms? Yikes.
Itisd t1_j6ag30c wrote
Jeez, if you need a condom to do... that... you must be dirtier than a gas station bathroom
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Isioustes t1_j6akq3r wrote
I reduced these prices by placing big orders. They now serve just as a gloomy reminder of my lack of sex life.
macbot3000 t1_j6atbcd wrote
Not really necessary for hand stuff, but everyone’s kinks are different I guess.
bigbouncingbanana t1_j6b0r4g wrote
£15 for condoms?? No wonder there's so many kids.
damon_modnar t1_j6bdyou wrote
Ask a member for a hand with your member.
KristoHam t1_j6bomfi wrote
Swamp donkey makes me think of Shrek
HelixDraxzonyx t1_j6bt0re wrote
For a pack of 20 that's actually not bad a price. I've seen some brands (don't remember which off-hand, might have been Trojan) that were like £12 for a pack of 6. £2 per cock sock? Yeah, that'll get people to chance it.
LifeLibertyPancakes t1_j6bvq2e wrote
As I read this, I had to do a big HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE! Before I get all judgemental I have to remember that there are people out there who come from different cultural and educational backgrounds, or never had parents who had the sex talk with them or were shown in sex Ed in school on how to use one.
What did you do in the case? I feel like I would've been like "Check out Youtube" if I was in your shoes, if it was one of my gfs or a sister of mine, I would grab a banana. Cucumber or zucchini and show them but yeah... talk about an awkward work experience!
Myaccountisreal t1_j6bwn19 wrote
Yes, I believe that the man was new to Canada. I awkwardly explained the purpose of a condom, why men wear it, what it holds, why there are different sizes, etc. It was one of the strangest interactions I have ever had with a stranger.
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porzox t1_j6ced2s wrote
Good place
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EndersGame_Reviewer t1_j6cyozq wrote
r/accidentalcomedy
Scobothehobo t1_j6d2qyk wrote
A M O G U S
Old-Substance5364 t1_j6gj12y wrote
always the minimum wage workers
Bytor413 t1_j6jfg9n wrote
Yes Please
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