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Speedster_105 t1_jeg4mmw wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Jesus may have walked on water, but Juan can swim through land.
bdoubleD t1_jeg4fe2 wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Get there early.
[deleted] t1_jeg40qs wrote
Reply to comment by Lucythefur in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
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joetheplumberman t1_jeg3uac wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
I seen someone swim through concrete before k2 was a hell of a drug
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Arcalargo t1_jeg3nf5 wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
I regret that I have butt one ass to eat...
aZamaryk t1_jeg3h0u wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Hmmm, it looks like there is a good chance to get your ass eaten out in Albuquerque. Where is Albuquerque exactly? Asking for a friend.
missmypbj t1_jeg3ft8 wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
Font and spelling do matter!
ZachRE t1_jeg3eph wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
How disappointing
alexbeowolf t1_jeg3e23 wrote
Reply to comment by Wild-Physics7753 in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
dw i have a couple brita filters
Faloopa t1_jeg37s1 wrote
Reply to comment by Dicky_Penisburg in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
It’s obviously The Cheat in a hat and trench coat.
PatsyTheElder t1_jeg370w wrote
Reply to comment by LeTouatteRatte in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
swimming in concrete is gonna be in the next reality show challenge thanks to you
jordantask t1_jeg34qj wrote
Reply to comment by WorldsAreNotEnough in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Unfortunately they couldn’t come to the phone….
matchosan t1_jeg32t3 wrote
Reply to comment by Greycloak42 in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
jordantask t1_jeg31s1 wrote
Reply to comment by LeTouatteRatte in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Geez I’ve heard of cement shoes but….
Feltonhendo t1_jeg30j3 wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
No not ok
jordantask t1_jeg2zra wrote
Reply to comment by ForgottenForce in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
That’s my motto!
Delicious_Throat_377 t1_jeg2zlf wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
So what happens if it's a woman who parks a bike there?
UniqueUsername82D t1_jeg2wx4 wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Level of being ignored as a kid: Legendary
sharksnut t1_jeg2vpq wrote
Reply to comment by Greycloak42 in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
He's the good guy, he can't be Canadian
shadowvirl OP t1_jeg2thp wrote
Reply to comment by Muwatastic in Told her to stop chewing my laundry basket and she gave me this look by shadowvirl
Yes ofc it’s always best to spay and neuter before trying to litter box train as rabbits are territorial animals and like to mark. If they poop outside the litter box instead of throwing it out put the poo inside the litter box and the rabbit will get the concept of it. That’s how I litter trained mine. She only uses the litter box now and no where else
EcstaticAd8693 t1_jeg2k88 wrote
Reply to comment by pizza565 in Chess 2 just dropped, what's your opening move? by DaGuy4All
Wait a sec, if then if I put a pawn on scandium then it moves to potassium
Upeeru t1_jeg2iqu wrote
Reply to comment by IxDrZOIDBERGxI in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Or a lawyer was afraid they might
BGFalcon85 t1_jeg2i8m wrote
Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092
Labrador Retriever spring shed runs approximately from March-February.
DenverM80 t1_jeg4owf wrote
Reply to comment by KalessinDB in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
Keg... Urinal?