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cdnkevin OP t1_jegnup4 wrote
Reply to Wait… what did you call me? by cdnkevin
Welcome the pansies: https://youtu.be/yd4qoyTbs70
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Sangmund_Froid t1_jegmzxq wrote
Reply to comment by formerPhillyguy in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
Sometimes I hover my hand under the soap nozzle and just have to heave an enormous sigh and give up.
Huesan t1_jegmvpw wrote
Reply to comment by txdomdad in My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad
Oh haha yeah the look on your cat really makes up for it.
headius OP t1_jegmrty wrote
Reply to comment by nitrobskt in Showering with my fiancee's products is like Alice in Wonderland. "Eat me"? "Drink me"? by headius
I think it goes shampoo bar, conditioner bar, and soap bar but I'm not sure. 🤔
GlennsTypeWriter t1_jegmoj9 wrote
Reply to Found a squatter in the doll house by poopcornkernels
he's probably about to do a commercial for GEICO
cinnamongirl73 t1_jegmm9z wrote
Reply to comment by txdomdad in My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad
Omg!! Well, hopefully the homeowners will cover it!!! But the main thing is you and gorgeous kitty are ok! Good grief! Ever since I’ve become a homeowner I’m always checking things (my Dad was a contractor on the side) so I know a lot of home improvement stuff, but I’m still constantly checking!
KnowsAboutMath t1_jegmkks wrote
Reply to comment by boboSleeps in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
I've been trying to.
GivemTheDDD t1_jegmijx wrote
Reply to Let us commemorate by Wise-Grapefruit-1443
It's crazy how you can walk right by that brick 1000 times and not even know how unimportant it really is
joshhupp t1_jegmgux wrote
Reply to comment by BstintheWst in I PITY THE FAMILY! by Songar87
I prefer Joys Bakery in Sedro for portions and price
kindle139 t1_jegmgsv wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
I can taste the coins while reading this. I wouldn’t have imagined ass tasted so metallic.
PillowTalk420 t1_jegmd3x wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
My sister (MTF trans): I need to borrow your bike...
kindle139 t1_jegmahl wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
More like Analbuquerque, or perhaps Assbuquerque?
txdomdad OP t1_jegmagi wrote
Reply to comment by Huesan in My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad
Everyone is fine just dirty. I just thought the look on her face was funny.
NZ_Fish t1_jegm9z5 wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Cloakman is Darkman, prove me wrong
Downtown_Tadpole_817 t1_jegm7q5 wrote
Reply to Advertisement in Austin, TX. by resident16
"The sex you want, you ain't getting. The sex you getting, you don't want."
Quercusagrifloria t1_jegm7j0 wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
I am pissed. Please replace with cloakperson.
txdomdad OP t1_jegm10c wrote
Reply to comment by cinnamongirl73 in My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad
It’s an old house and we just replaced the roof looks like water damage from before we fixed it caused it to weaken.
BstintheWst t1_jeglz1v wrote
Reply to comment by joshhupp in I PITY THE FAMILY! by Songar87
Big portions is kinda their claim to fame
[deleted] t1_jeglweg wrote
Reply to I PITY THE FAMILY! by Songar87
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mr_britten t1_jeglvz6 wrote
Reply to I’m offended, instructions unclear by LaisyDucky
Sticker made in America?
rollercoastervan t1_jeglsdf wrote
That’s scary glad cats okay
Huesan t1_jeglrsx wrote
Why is this funny? does it happen often and everyone is okay?
Offgridiot t1_jeglrrn wrote
Reply to little windy out here by pootiemane
Someone waiting in line really broke wind
Mister_E_Mahn t1_jegnyf3 wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
And never was a bike locked there.