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Mwk01 t1_jegpkim wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
"Does not endorse or condone... thank you.. we love you..." outstanding
Remestaque t1_jegpi2v wrote
Pawn to 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 4s2 3d4
boringnamehere t1_jegphbi wrote
Reply to comment by BlitzblauDonnergruen in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Not really a twist. What is described is a vigilante, they typically act as judge, jury, and executioner.
[deleted] t1_jegpfua wrote
Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
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[deleted] t1_jegpcyo wrote
Reply to comment by Caslixyx in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
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averagebenzdriver t1_jegp8xc wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
There's a loophole here, women can avoid following this rule without a problem, as they don't have cocks
burnaspliffnow t1_jegp6k2 wrote
Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
That jar's pretty full... you should ask for a favour.
hobosam21-B t1_jegp60w wrote
Reply to I PITY THE FAMILY! by Songar87
All the washingtonians are gonna start popping up
hobosam21-B t1_jegp1wq wrote
Reply to comment by joshhupp in I PITY THE FAMILY! by Songar87
That place is the bomb, is worth the line to get in
FrisbeeFrisb t1_jegowdd wrote
"What the fuck just happened?"
m0j0wire t1_jegovmj wrote
"You did this and I catch hell for clearing a shelf or two???"
This_Beat2227 t1_jegoto5 wrote
Zero emissions.
IkNOwNUTTINGck t1_jegosx4 wrote
When I was a kid, my friend and I were foolishly playing catch with a football inside his house. One of the passes hit the suspended ceiling in the room and caused the entire thing to collapse on our heads.
The tiles and metal suspension rods are very light so no injuries. But since his parents were out of the house, we frantically scrambled to put it all back up before his parents got home, so as not to get in a ton of trouble.
We had quite a laugh about it several years later.
mocking_crow t1_jegopcu wrote
Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
my question is what gonna happen once there is no more fucks to give? 🤔
PopoChubbs OP t1_jegon1p wrote
Reply to comment by tadlrs in My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
That’s why it’s still full.
lorne_a_20O14 t1_jegohrm wrote
Haunting_Present_387 t1_jegohqn wrote
“Guys why is the outside coming inside?”
KountChocula t1_jegogo3 wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Me in flips flops and a speedo
These rules are bullshit!
[deleted] t1_jegofo6 wrote
Reply to comment by joshhupp in I PITY THE FAMILY! by Songar87
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tadlrs t1_jegoc0m wrote
Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
And when he doesn’t give a fuck?
thehermit14 t1_jego8fe wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Bad Santa. Got it.
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Secret_Agent_666 t1_jego36m wrote
The look of, "okay this time it REALLY wasn't me"
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_jego2gq wrote
Henny-Penny: The sky is falling.
audulutch t1_jegplpp wrote
Reply to They really made a sticker for this at my local grocery store... by Redrex003
Poor price analysis but someone just set the sale price without realizing the regular price, and the stickers get sent to print from a large file. Almost guaranteed no one typed this in.