Recent comments in /f/funny
SECURITY_SLAV t1_jegwczy wrote
Reply to comment by BarryCuda4 in Found in the wilds of Milwaukee. by dirtypark
So…typical REA
lowmankind t1_jegwcse wrote
That’s not wonder. That’s a cat super alert and ready to respond if more danger is imminent
okmarshall t1_jegwbic wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
You don't, that's why it's not allowed.
rustys_shackled_ford t1_jegw2t4 wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
Nice of them to warn you.
grownupdirtbagbaby t1_jegw1rs wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Yea if I tell you then you’ll start swimming in the concrete and that’s against the skate park rules.
Specialist_Row_917 t1_jegvy3t wrote
Reply to comment by Old_and_tired in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Are you bi? Cause usually dudes who eat are gay or bi
Mister_E_Mahn t1_jegvx01 wrote
Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
I like this, but on my desk it would be empty.
riddle8822 t1_jegvtpr wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
It happened in my town. Guy skating alone fell and got knocked out. Drowned in a 4 inch rain puddle.
Specialist_Row_917 t1_jegvt95 wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Usually when a guy does this, he’s gay or bi 😂
HMM__PP t1_jegvqo8 wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Fear is a tool. When they see this sign, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning. To them
TurboEthan t1_jegvcxv wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
History kids: before skate parks there were empty pools.
[deleted] t1_jegvckw wrote
Reply to An email I got about my student today by stinkjasmine
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HotDogWarpZone t1_jegvb26 wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
I buy proof coins just for this reason. I love quarters for their size and dimes for their tongue tingling. Nickels are in the middle and meh. Pennies are nice. Silver dollars are tasteless and too big.
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Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_jegukrp wrote
It cost more to make the sticker than what the saving is.
BarryCuda4 t1_jeguhpl wrote
Reply to Found in the wilds of Milwaukee. by dirtypark
Dude this is hilarious I've met the guy did a quick one off with him to see if I'd want him as my realtor. Short answer, no. He acts like a total douche
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SayNoToStim t1_jegub7n wrote
Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
At one of my previous jobs I had an drawer that I kept completely empty and labeled it "my fucks to give"
I think your coworker is missing an opportunity.
Wolfbrother2 t1_jegu51z wrote
Reply to comment by potatoguy__ in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Well, you probably deserved it. What were you doing?
BizzyM t1_jegu1q3 wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
I've always wanted to put up signs at intersections "Red Light Runners May Be Sniped" with a little pictogram detailing such.
BoopleSnuffe t1_jegu0eh wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Silver Shroud from Wish.com
streakline t1_jegu094 wrote
Reply to An email I got about my student today by stinkjasmine
Oh no! That is serious. This could lead to (gasp) jokes. Discipline him! (Btw, what is a turtle dick?)
[deleted] t1_jegtzkd wrote
Reply to Found in the wilds of Milwaukee. by dirtypark
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stalphonzo t1_jegtsvk wrote
If he figures out it was me, I'll never get tuna again.
Jefoid t1_jegwj5b wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Doesn’t matter. It says right there you can’t.