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Industrialpainter89 t1_jegz1jd wrote
Reply to Wait… what did you call me? by cdnkevin
I'm a lilac bitch! Hardy to cold temps and pretty about once a year.
FS_Scott t1_jegyy0f wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
street sharks?
lorne_a_20O14 t1_jegys88 wrote
Reply to comment by txdomdad in My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad
This is literally in a crawlspace look at the dirt and bugs
SignificantManner197 t1_jegyquf wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
When the cement is still wet, obviously! As they were building it.
kstonge11 t1_jegyq82 wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Watch out fellow assassin
vcrmaster1 t1_jegygul wrote
Reply to comment by matchosan in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Th-thank you, so, so mu-ch-ch. 🥲
Heliolord t1_jegyaxx wrote
Reply to comment by banhatesex in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Their first and last mistake involving Chuck Norris. No one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Degenerate_Rambler t1_jegy8ux wrote
Reply to comment by Zkenny13 in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
General Butt Fucking Naked got to them
[deleted] t1_jegy8cw wrote
Reply to comment by CrunchitizeMeCaptn in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
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Dutch_Midget t1_jegxye9 wrote
Cat gonna look for a new human slave soon
Automatic_Basket_926 t1_jegxtx1 wrote
A mother fucking chainsaw. What!
Solid_Snark t1_jegxo79 wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Agent_666 in My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad
Nah, he’s just checking for evidence that it can’t be tied back to him.
Goldkid1987 t1_jegxnv5 wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
if you face plant hard enough you either swim in the concrete or enter the backrooms. Also works in city areas if you jump 500 ft high, which is almost the average for most skyscrapers.
RelevantCommenter t1_jegxmaj wrote
Reply to comment by Bkwrzdub in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
> upped the game from ass pennies
That's how you get the upper hand
Wizzle-Stick t1_jegxj6i wrote
Reply to An email I got about my student today by stinkjasmine
Kids gonna be kids...
Seriously, this is the perfect time to teach them about when and where it's appropriate to search for pussy big boots sexy and turtle dicks. Never at or on school computers. Only at home, when everyone has gone to sleep.
rottweiler100 t1_jegxiu7 wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Reminds me of TRUNK MONKEY.
dontfightthehood t1_jegxa42 wrote
Reply to An email I got about my student today by stinkjasmine
What is he a robot? Needs to be taken off line?
ohhh…
PopoChubbs OP t1_jegx7dz wrote
Reply to comment by Never_the_Bride in My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
Lol that’s awesome!
doomtoothx t1_jegx76z wrote
Not gonna lie. It is pretty spiffy.
Affectionate_End23 t1_jegwwfg wrote
Reply to Showering with my fiancee's products is like Alice in Wonderland. "Eat me"? "Drink me"? by headius
Wtf are you on about? Shouldn’t be eating or drinking anything in this environment
Never_the_Bride t1_jegwvgp wrote
Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs
David Sedaris talks about his brother’s ‘Fuck it Bucket.” I love this—when I’m upset about something I can’t solve, I put it in the fuck it bucket!
Residual_Marinara t1_jegwuh6 wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
For once, I appreciate the red circle showing me the joke.
Ourgbones t1_jegwmel wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Too much chonk
Pepper_1969 t1_jegzd8w wrote
Reply to An email I got about my student today by stinkjasmine
Soind like normal student behaviour to me...