Your destiny will be revealed, just take a screen shotSubmitted by TheNihilist911 t3_y72c9o
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This is it. I have truly gotten too weird for my own taste. Sexy Dr. Phil.Submitted by josiemarcellino t3_y7kevg
my wife had my hang this up in our bathroom and didn't get why I was laughing the whole time
Dad forgets to disconnect phone from the cars BluetoothSubmitted by ph0enxwitch t3_y9304x
Well that’s extreme.Submitted by android_cook t3_y93vo3
Brought my daughter to the ER tonight, dared her sister to write on the board.
Fuck, I’m sorry.Submitted by speedy-tomato t3_yai5zz
I heard my neighbor wiping his feet on my doormat, we had an extra one so I put it in front of his door as a statement of assertive communication, I heard his door open, and then close and he's in his house asking everyone where it came from
Sunday DropoffSubmitted by Jackpot09 t3_ybhfyw
Honestly, I think I'll be going back to Macy'sSubmitted by BenFromMinnesota t3_ycasqf
Ordered some vitamins and hair conditioner from Walgreens, but that’s not what they sent.
Someone dropped their sockSubmitted by mokameow t3_ycys9x
Biggest anxieties during a massageSubmitted by matts41 t3_yex1u5
After getting hit by a forklift twice in one week, my coworker started wearing protection.
Thanks Walmart Delivery 😑Submitted by BricKatz t3_yhiloa
No eggceptions!Submitted by sunnyismybunny t3_yhk0gw
Say what you will about Elon, the dude moves fast.Submitted by leftnotracks t3_yiok0a
One of these doesn't do anything for meSubmitted by b96aef1e6a t3_z8d4rn
Cuz it tastes just like honeySubmitted by dougeefresh t3_z8b8o0
My wonderful pizzaSubmitted by jeff_likes_bread_120 t3_z3pfkj
Can you hear it?Submitted by python111 t3_z8t96g
Submitted by PoggyBiscuit t3_z1m289
Cats everywhere be getting more in this one gift then I got in my entire life….and I am 40!
How much do you think they paid over MSRP?Submitted by ChefJack1 t3_z29tgk
This dudes a phoneSubmitted by [deleted] t3_z718er