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squidwardsweatyballs t1_jebdo8g wrote

Mario has had one too many mushrooms. If he keeps going, no one up is gonna save him.

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astute_asshole t1_jebkj4a wrote

That’s not Mario, it’s his syphilitic crack addled cousin Giuseppe.

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I_Marquosius t1_jebkkzy wrote

It's as if this is a Mario from a parallel Mushroom Kingdom that has fallen under a Fascist Bowser regime, where Mario is the everyman, blue-collar worker who has been repressed for far too long under the oppressive order.

Now, Mario is bringing forth a rebellion against Vozhd Bowser and his army to bring forth a more free and secure nation through a revolution, alongside his allies. Will the stress take it's toll? That bulging vein in his temple says "Yes".

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MJCarnage t1_jebklvq wrote

Mario if he was voiced by chris pratt

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StoneRule t1_jebqy35 wrote

Mario finally found out that Peach let’s herself get kidnapped to get her 🍑 filled.

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shawnikaros t1_jebtg40 wrote

He looks like he's watching that one specific scene from FMA for the first time

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Spirited_Drawer_7860 t1_jebypuy wrote

Mario after I shut down my Nintendo and he can’t eat mushrooms (he really likes mushrooms)

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reenign3 t1_jec153s wrote

Uhh, That is clearly Peppino Spaghetti

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Firvulag t1_jec4f5l wrote

Mario if he was a lighthouse keeper

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Onixall t1_jec6clk wrote

WANTED

Mario Bro

first degree murder of hundred of dozens of minions

enslavement of yoshis

arson

property damage

littering

multiple escapes from the cas- i mean prison

​

2'6"

red shirt with blue overalls

last seen near the moon, objected to my wedding again

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Notalurkeripromise t1_jec9gfp wrote

This is the Mario that remembers every single life he's ever lived and died in, from every player and every game associated with his name...he does not fear death because no, death is not the end for him. He fears existence itself

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Arnumor t1_jeccloa wrote

This really reminds me of the old animated Hobbit and LOTR movies, in a good way. Or something like The Last Unicorn.

The minute details, although they tend to make the subjects look timeworn or ugly, are beautiful because of how much time and attention they must take, I think. They always gave me sort of a woven, durable impression, which makes sense for something like the dwarves in LOTR. I'd say it makes sense for Mario, too.

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Listogast t1_jecgxmn wrote

Mario after working a 70 hour week.

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warmbowski t1_jeckez4 wrote

AI request: “Do Mario in the style of Miyazaki!”

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Zenox55 t1_jeckptb wrote

this is what the Vanoss Crew sees when there is a “Pablo” reference

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mm2_gamer t1_jeculo4 wrote

I thought I was on a political subreddit and a drawing of a Jew

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OldeeMayson t1_jedbp3c wrote

Dude...he looks like my father without glasses.

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I-like-pie-- t1_jedibe7 wrote

Mario been hitting them mushrooms. But really, nice work.

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briareus08 t1_jedt0yg wrote

Love this! Getting some Ghibli / old school anime vibes

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Shibe_4 t1_jee3y0v wrote

Mario: i know your ip adress

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haxic t1_jeehtge wrote

That’s an eye-popping nose

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FussiestBelt874 t1_jeejeqe wrote

Mario's mother is calling him to talk about his search history.

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