"Mr. Kennedy, do you know what is the worst part about owning a castle? Everyone expects a big titty vampire woman!

I have power here, internet even, she doesn't havee a working toliet; Yet she is beloved!"

"You wouldn't understand, you haven't seen her mommy milkers."

"Ah, what a popular phrase these days, tell me, Mr. Kennedy, do you know what an Oedipus complex is?"

"what are you saying old man?!"