existentialism91342 t1_isu56t7 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 6:47 PM

#135,053

r/justassholethings

GoonieGooGoo-00 t1_isv1gze wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:17 PM

#137,025

Ok internet nice try

Piano_Frenzy t1_isv1qal wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:19 PM

#137,044

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

MyTribalChief t1_isv23d5 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:21 PM

#137,069

Replying to Piano_Frenzy (#137,044)

Got his head cut off so... Clearly didn't know himself much

Big-Celebration7749 t1_isvbi84 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 11:30 PM

#137,651

❤

cmilla646 t1_isvf7dx wrote on October 18, 2022 at 11:58 PM

#137,877

Is this real? If so tortoises are much stronger than I thought.

[deleted] t1_isvfrb9 wrote on October 19, 2022 at 12:02 AM

#137,930

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Helstrem t1_isvi6n1 wrote on October 19, 2022 at 12:21 AM

#138,076

Replying to cmilla646 (#137,877)

Tortoises are very strong. A tortoise that size can lift a dog that size easily.

Past_Wind_9725 t1_isvuykz wrote on October 19, 2022 at 1:55 AM

#138,798

Faster faster! Get off my back!

[deleted] t1_isw1ewr wrote on October 19, 2022 at 2:45 AM

#139,150

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theveryrealreal t1_isxhvqq wrote on October 19, 2022 at 12:49 PM

#141,754

It's an omen. Not sure whatit means. Should I invest in DOGE?

NegaDeath t1_isy1pb9 wrote on October 19, 2022 at 3:15 PM

#143,195

Poor tortoise probably thinks it's put on a ton of weight and needs to go on a diet.

Gloomy_Review_4828 t1_it1lnv4 wrote on October 20, 2022 at 7:49 AM

#151,206

The uber in the animal kingdom! i hope you rate the turtle with 5 strals LOL so cute.

dog riding tortoise gif

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