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atlienk t1_ivr2b9r wrote

🥑🥑🥑

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twosctrjns t1_ivr5bsb wrote

Is that the pit or an umbilical hernia?

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No-Ima-rapper t1_ivrjfzf wrote

That made me happy.

Source: Miserable old bastard.

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Morlu t1_ivrrbx7 wrote

Avacando!

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GonzoinKS t1_ivrrmc7 wrote

I lost it when she pulled the pit out to add an accessory to her spin.

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dennispang t1_ivrsoxf wrote

Didn’t even need a knife to pull out the pit. Elegant.

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Commander_Mel t1_ivruhze wrote

It's hard to tell but actually if you look close enough you can see it's a person wearing an avocado costume that's ice skating not an actual avocado.

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jsnptnd t1_ivs279v wrote

I was expecting this to go bad quickly...

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mtrash t1_ivs2yn1 wrote

How did she take her baby out like that?

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thesaltydodo t1_ivs9jg8 wrote

Holy shit. All avocados are pregnant.

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WorldsGreatestPoop t1_ivsngnd wrote

Cornell: the best A Capella groups and skating Avacados in all the Ivy League. Take that Yale.

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Rush_Under t1_ivsrjj2 wrote

Man, if I tried moves like that on skates, I'd be toast!

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higgs8 t1_ivt1wij wrote

DALLE-3 is impressive!

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S1ayer74_Pez t1_ivt3f3p wrote

Never seen a pip move so graciously.

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Shehulks1 t1_ivt40d3 wrote

This would actually be epic in the Olympics lol

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theveryrealreal t1_ivt59mk wrote

Why are avacados always pictured as half avacados?

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Luigi156 t1_ivt5w34 wrote

You train for years, practice your spins, hurt yourself endlessly falling on the ice.

One day your dream comes true, your agent calls you, 2lawd do we have a gig for you".

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LufiXx t1_ivt5z3y wrote

It is an Avo-can-do!

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Cussie888 t1_ivt8yze wrote

I avo-nt seen one that good before.

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crankygerbil t1_ivtb9pt wrote

I really wish someone in a toast costume was her skating partner.

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Xremlin t1_ivtd8y0 wrote

Almost slipped and became guac

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Randalf_the_Black t1_ivtg7xb wrote

It's a racial stereotype, most avocados aren't any better at figure skating than the average human.

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miidas t1_ivtix5t wrote

isn’t this a Pokémon now

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v4por t1_ivtkhey wrote

Holy guacamole!

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APragecats t1_ivtohzv wrote

2-time Olympian Karen Chen, who helped the USA to a team silver medal, which STILL hasn't been awarded due to the "winning" Russian team's doping scandal and "ongoing" investigation. The Russian anti-doping agency won't release their findings about the 15 year-old member's doping case, despite reaching a conclusion, and WADA is now taking them to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

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murmanator t1_ivttrwt wrote

She looks good today, but tomorrow she’ll be rotten.

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lebob01 t1_ivtv75y wrote

Truly ele-gante

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TheOrganicMachine t1_ivtxayh wrote

Oh hey look Lynah on the front page! I assume this is Karen Chen?

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OscarDivine t1_ivtxkr5 wrote

Omg when they pull the pit out and start dancing with it I lost it hahaha.

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AzrielJohnson t1_ivu0hzk wrote

There should be a piece of toast skating with it to piss off the boomers.

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Jaginho t1_ivueysw wrote

And they are lethal to African Grey Parrots.

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