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Mrhore17 t1_j35xbtq wrote

I have a buddy who LOVES these types of movies. He would have friends over for movies nights and we would get really high and watch these and let me tell you, every single one of these type of movies are exactly the same. Super buff shirtless dude, girls are always introduced naked, drive/fly around in expensive vehicles and there has to be at LEAST 3-4 sex scenes.

And the movies just kinda end with the whole cast talking about what they did.

It’s like if Dennis Reynolds from always sunny actually made movies like how he described, “Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, until it all sorta…ends.”.

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marketable_skills t1_j365d2l wrote

Sounds amazing. Any titles come to mind?

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MoreStrangererThings t1_j365zpc wrote

Hard Ticket to Hawaii, The Dallas Connection, Malibu Express, Day of the Warrior... basically any movie from Andy Sidaris.

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DomesticApe23 t1_j36camq wrote

Hard Ticket to Hawaii is the ultimate. Plus it has a kickass theme tune.

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RandomlyConsistent t1_j36jfgv wrote

Isn't that also the film with the razor frisbee kill scene?

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DomesticApe23 t1_j36jppj wrote

Hahaha yep. And a giant snake. And the rocket launcher scene. It's fantastic.

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C0LdP5yCh0 t1_j36mitk wrote

"Man, they must be smoking some heavy doobies."

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anti_pope t1_j36qemy wrote

> Any titties come to mind?

...is how I read this.

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Mrhore17 t1_j37f5c8 wrote

Malibu express, the Dallas connection, day of the warrior, do or die, Enemy Gold, Fit to kill, Guns, Hard Hunted, Hard ticket to Hawaii, Picasso tiger, Return to Savage beach.

AND THEYRE ALL THE FUCKING SAME MOVIE

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