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Jahooodie t1_ivorbza wrote

Cheap or good value properties? Step one, you're going to need a DeLorean and some plutonium. I don't care how you get them to start.

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bodhipooh t1_ivot1nh wrote

Getting them to start is easy (just harness the power of lightning) but the real challenge would be reaching the necessary 88 MPH in our overly congested and pothole ridden streets. Not sure how you could possibly circumvent *that* challenge.

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Jahooodie t1_ivplj6x wrote

People do 88MPH all the time down Grand or Newark, easy! Just set up some sort of train cow catcher so the pedestrians don't slow you down

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Mindless-Budget9019 OP t1_ivornci wrote

Property values will plummet with the increase in taxes so no need for all of that. The voting population already decided to lower the value of all properties.

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Jahooodie t1_ivplmgb wrote

Ehhhhhhhhhh I wouldn't bet on that. Pesky concepts like "supply" and "demand" have one easy answer here- LUXURY HOUSING

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