You're an idiot.

Thank you for noticing. I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.

How? I’ve done this for years and it’s always worked

Just reply, Thanks you too, if ever insulted

The equivalent of your brother calling you a son of a bi***

Better yet, offer a compliment of relative degree.

Can we do the reverse with complements?

Ironic

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The Eminem strategy. Use the competitions insults first, then they got nothing.

I would, but I'm so stupid that I'd just mess that up.

But it's ok, because I'm ugly too.

In case you haven't noticed, you have fallen right into the trap

I already do this occasionally and lemme tell you it's hilarious

Just say, “are you fuck?!”

Yep, they say I'm weird/stupid/insert generic insult here, and I say spot on! That's a fact! The stupidity-filled look of confusion on their faces cannot be more satisfying.

Just say, "What, you egg?"

Then stab them

Of course I sound like an idiot. How else would you understand me?

a translator you idiot.

but if I were to compliment you once then never speak to you again and soon move away leaving you in the dust you'll be heartbroken and soon fall into a stage of madness or depression.

I wholeheartedly agree

Bro I can't. There's no way

With what?

Preferably an object capable of stabbing

Stalk them

Egg?

Ask Shakespeare

but if someone tells you that you are gay? that solution doesn't work in that insult

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