Submitted by etilmorfin t3_127hnpq in mildlyinteresting
StoicScaly t1_jee7o88 wrote
Could be from sitting next to a window? The sun will age anything into dust
CaveManta t1_jeek9c9 wrote
Some people get asymmetrical aging due to their daily commutes to and from work at the same time of day.
Kurotan t1_jefcuuk wrote
I'll just age everything evenly by never closing my sunroof shade.
etilmorfin OP t1_jeed8eg wrote
I can't think of any regular lopsided exposure
sf_sf_sf t1_jeekjrf wrote
driving?
etilmorfin OP t1_jeenxkw wrote
I rarely do, and also it'd be the other side
iamthecaptionnow t1_jef21nk wrote
regularly passenger?
etilmorfin OP t1_jefunk5 wrote
Commuting, no fixed route or schedule
iamthecaptionnow t1_jegft66 wrote
well this is ripe for scientific analysis. what if you subconsciously prefer passenger side vs driver side, or everyone else prefers driver side leaving you only able to use passenger side? lets ask the NSA politely for all their archived footage of your commutes so we can tally things.
iamthecaptionnow t1_jegg1r1 wrote
or ultimately if that theory is disproven, but you have a large, pale, and maybe otherwise indistinguishable birthmark over half your scalp….
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