Submitted by etilmorfin t3_127hnpq in mildlyinteresting
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milkarcane t1_jee73dj wrote
You still have more hair than I do despite the fact that we have the same beard.
I'm almost jelly.
StoicScaly t1_jee7o88 wrote
Could be from sitting next to a window? The sun will age anything into dust
Skips3000 t1_jeeb78j wrote
Fellow silver fox REPRESENT BROTHER
etilmorfin OP t1_jeed8eg wrote
I can't think of any regular lopsided exposure
etilmorfin OP t1_jeedxys wrote
Definitely in the genetic sweet spot for having both. We'll see how much of it remains after 40 though
Lunna_Dea t1_jeeengz wrote
May be your own twin. Commonly known as a Chimera.
etilmorfin OP t1_jeefg9r wrote
Fascinating idea
More-Top6479 t1_jeek24m wrote
That's weird!
CaveManta t1_jeek9c9 wrote
Some people get asymmetrical aging due to their daily commutes to and from work at the same time of day.
sf_sf_sf t1_jeekjrf wrote
driving?
etilmorfin OP t1_jeenxkw wrote
I rarely do, and also it'd be the other side
New-Work-139 t1_jeestxc wrote
Real life Holden Caulfield
mintymonstera t1_jeetm5t wrote
Does the beard follow a similar pattern of greying?
etilmorfin OP t1_jeeukjh wrote
It doesn't, only a few white hair, here and there, without an obvious pattern. That would be nice.
Karzul t1_jeexfgn wrote
Very interesting. I also have a left/right split where I have more hair growth on the right side of my body than my left side. I wonder if that will also lead to different ageing?
iamthecaptionnow t1_jef1yel wrote
vanishes in thin hair
iamthecaptionnow t1_jef21nk wrote
regularly passenger?
aught4naught t1_jef2xqw wrote
it means youre only half highlander, a mere high-human chimera
DarkSpy1976 t1_jef4ify wrote
Let me guess, that's the side where your wife sleeps, right ?
_iamnotgeorge_ t1_jef71cq wrote
I will allow that. Once!
Kurotan t1_jefcuuk wrote
I'll just age everything evenly by never closing my sunroof shade.
4a4a t1_jefdil3 wrote
I had a beard for many years, but it started turning grey (only the beard, not the hair on my head). The color change was not at all symmetrical, so I shaved it off, and now I look 10 years younger.
JimShore t1_jefe9ij wrote
Do you drive a truck in the UK?
sabrtoothlion t1_jefgey2 wrote
Illustrious-Scar-526 t1_jefolrz wrote
I know some diseases can cause one side of the body to not grow at the same rate as the other. Maybe you have a super minor version of this and your older side is only a couple years older lol
Eli_The_Rainwing t1_jefpbvx wrote
Half old
Mossephine t1_jefpxce wrote
Are you perhaps related to Cruella de Vil?
Free_Instruction6888 t1_jefq1rl wrote
Eh, your stylist was in control of that conversation⌠a few brush strokes towards the right and your post would be about how your left side agesâŚ
also, brain dominance contributes to there being differences to the left and right side.
GreazyPhysique t1_jefszoo wrote
What have you got, kind of a âneo-skunkâ thing going for ya?
etilmorfin OP t1_jefunk5 wrote
Commuting, no fixed route or schedule
etilmorfin OP t1_jefuw70 wrote
Well, yes, must be a coincidence đ
etilmorfin OP t1_jefv2h9 wrote
Nope, and nope
dogedude81 t1_jefzd6v wrote
That's actually awesome
etilmorfin OP t1_jeg2jh3 wrote
Are you saying my logical side is "too old for this shit"?
Free_Instruction6888 t1_jeg6rfk wrote
In a âroundabout way, yes.
More focus, more use, more blood flow, faster metabolic process⌠.
badchad65 t1_jeg8tcb wrote
I have something similar. Half of my body is slightly âdifferentâ. My skin tone is slightly darker, the hair grows a bit differently, and now that Iâm in my mid 40s, may hair is thinning a bit differently.
My eyes even see slightly different colors (my left eye views colors more âwarmlyâ with a redder tint).
None of this is noticeable to anyone but me. Thought i was the only one!
etilmorfin OP t1_jeg8z7m wrote
Makes sense
eternalankh t1_jegd7tt wrote
My dumb ass looking at the hairline trying to figure out wtf you're talking about.
iamthecaptionnow t1_jegft66 wrote
well this is ripe for scientific analysis. what if you subconsciously prefer passenger side vs driver side, or everyone else prefers driver side leaving you only able to use passenger side? lets ask the NSA politely for all their archived footage of your commutes so we can tally things.
iamthecaptionnow t1_jegg1r1 wrote
or ultimately if that theory is disproven, but you have a large, pale, and maybe otherwise indistinguishable birthmark over half your scalpâŚ.
MiddleCentipede t1_jegkcw5 wrote
Your wife sits in the passenger side of the car?
the_jinx_of_jinxstar t1_jeh4mvz wrote
My chest hair is the same. Right is gray. Left is brown
turbojim53 t1_jeh4ozf wrote
The hair on my right arm is almost completely gray and my left arm has only a few gray hairs.
_iamnotgeorge_ t1_jee5wmw wrote
old man speaking English in a heavy Japanese accent
"There's two wolves in you. A white one and a dark one. It's upon you which one you will feed."
old man vanishes in thin air