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Dravuhm t1_je76bh8 wrote

Standing wipers?

4 year olds?

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yfgdr t1_je77qko wrote

What's wrong with standing wipers

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_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je77yps wrote

Can confirm it works at 4 and at 40.

Furthermore, you must not be familiar with the style of defecation known as the iceberg.

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sadetheruiner t1_je7cxxb wrote

Ok I have to ask, I think I’m going to regret it though. But what’s the iceberg?

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_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je7lc7o wrote

It's when your doodoo piles up and breaks the surface of the water, of course.

Typically results in your standard iceberg formation of 10% above water, 90% below.

Don't want to scrape knuckles on the thing.

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sadetheruiner t1_je7rx7v wrote

Alright makes sense actually, I am a frequent pooper so things don’t escalate that far lmao.

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NoTurkeyTWYJYFM t1_je9d8gq wrote

Alright firstly, congrats on taking such fat shits

Secondly, this sounds like a geographical thing because toilet water level in the uk is at least 7 or 8 inches below dick level. Unless your name is Randy Marsh, perchance?

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_Silly_Wizard_ t1_je9pw2c wrote

When it comes to toilets, America is the wild west. Sometimes you're perched over a porcelain grand canyon, sometimes your nut hairs will be tickling the surface of a shallow pond.

We desperately need universal toilet reform!

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NoTurkeyTWYJYFM t1_je9q4wm wrote

Yes. I vote maximum water level to envelope the anus plus the dick and balls for smooth expulsion

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