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Burritobandit1 t1_ixomhcd wrote

Reply to comment by flannelmaster9 in I touched a metal screw after cutting the tip off, not thinking about how hot it was, and burned the threads into my finger by DivesPater

>Last night me.and the knife were watching Netflix

Probably explains the constant wounds

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flannelmaster9 t1_ixomm9a wrote

Wife/knife, potatoes/tomatoes lol

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thedoucher t1_ixs8hdg wrote

I am further referring to my wife as my knife from now on. I've heard the term old battle ax but knife is a new one

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