Submitted by ARIES1124 t3_z5olg7 in mildlyinteresting
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ARIES1124 OP t1_ixx72nb wrote
I see you haven't met my mom
1feralengineer t1_ixx78nv wrote
Tomato, bacon, and avocado sandwich
(Where is the bread?)
uh-oh-no-no t1_ixx7e5m wrote
Is she into British guys full of shit jokes and an underlying cocaine addiction? If so I'm totally down.
Turboteg90 t1_ixx7gnz wrote
I hope its refrigerated.
ARIES1124 OP t1_ixx7hlu wrote
uh-oh-no-no t1_ixx7k5z wrote
Orphan?
Pixby_ t1_ixx7lup wrote
It doesnt need refrigerating
ARIES1124 OP t1_ixx7rj2 wrote
TheMasterGenius t1_ixx7who wrote
Omelette with Monterey Jack.
uh-oh-no-no t1_ixx8dzh wrote
For real though, bacon that doesn't need storing in a fridge? I know yank bacon is different but still.
TheDeliManCan5 t1_ixx8fcv wrote
BLT’s baby
ARIES1124 OP t1_ixx8r9n wrote
I have absolutely no clue
uh-oh-no-no t1_ixx9kjt wrote
Cucumbers it is then 😂
wolfblitzen84 t1_ixx9xt8 wrote
Since I can remember the already cooked (don’t buy this shit) bacon would be in the produce section at almost every grocery store I’ve been to
Budget_Life_8367 t1_ixxa7sp wrote
Great. Now I'm going to crave BLT until I make myself one.
SinisterVulcan94 t1_ixxabsq wrote
The should have arranged the bacon in between tomatoes and lettuce.
popformulas t1_ixxamik wrote
One time I saw Betty Crocker icing in the toothpaste section, but only because I put it there.
sneekeeboiTTV t1_ixxb2lk wrote
r/Ecoli
InnocentTailor t1_ixxb4jm wrote
Now that sounds divine.
adds sour cream and hot sauce on top of the egg
Separate-Ad6705 t1_ixxbcuo wrote
They want people to eat blts bruh
knowyourdarkness t1_ixxca9c wrote
TIL pre-cooked bacon is a thing.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_ixxchwr wrote
It's already cooked
n3w4cc01_1nt t1_ixxcv1w wrote
bltat
uh-oh-no-no t1_ixxd5x3 wrote
Oh. Chewy.
Civilengman t1_ixxdadn wrote
BLT’s with avocado!
wizard_brandon t1_ixxdnsu wrote
that doesnt seem like the correct place to store raw meats
MyWifeDontKnowItsMe t1_ixxer5f wrote
BLTA sandwiches, baby.
BartFurglar t1_ixxf3bq wrote
Nah it’s fully cooked
TylerSmash t1_ixxfk0d wrote
Someone should tell them bacon is from an animal lol
Michael__Litoris t1_ixxgkzx wrote
Job creation; good man.
-LANCEL0T- t1_ixxi00e wrote
Cant afford it
TungstenElement9 t1_ixxi8c7 wrote
Lettuce instead of avocados or cucumbers would have made sense.
Myvenom t1_ixxijwp wrote
I put sliced avocados on my BLT(A)s. It’s really good.
SafariNZ t1_ixxjpng wrote
A BLAT in my country.
Indocede t1_ixxk851 wrote
As a retail person, I might suggest you won't be needing to visit the toothpaste section when the poor stocksperson finally snaps and bludgeons your face with that Betty Crocker icing.
DO NOT TRIGGER US DURING HOLIDAY SEASON FOR WE SHALL UNLEASH THE GREATEST WROTH UPON THEE. /s
Newsdriver245 t1_ixxkgaa wrote
It's not great, but adequate for a sandwich or something.
bearded_drummer t1_ixxkt7g wrote
3/4 of a BLAT
chrisgeo2000 t1_ixxkxoa wrote
Food Basics, eh?
CruelTasteOfLust t1_ixxlbgf wrote
Bacon and tomato sandwich
DrAsheRGBA t1_ixxn3i8 wrote
I live in Maryland, so any sandwich with all of those is likely a BALTO: Bacon, Avocado, Lettuce, Tomato, & Old Bay ... hon.
flavortownpolitics t1_ixxn4mt wrote
Aisle 3 sir
Captain_Blacktoes t1_ixxncr9 wrote
Ok, I get what they're doing here, but coming from food service I feel like this arrangement doesn't take into consideration the cultures that might be hesitant to purchase produce displayed on the same surface as pork (ie Halal).
Maybe I'm being overly considerate since the bacon is packaged separately, but it still always makes me uneasy to see meat on the same surface as veg, especially pork, regardless of whether it's precooked or not
Most likely I'm just being unnecessarily sensitive about something I don't fully understand. But I guess that's what makes me an American.
colin_powers t1_ixxnvdw wrote
It is indeed. It's shelf stable until the plastic bag the bacon is in is opened. You can heat a couple of strips up for a few seconds in the microwave and you have instant bacon.
AUniquePerspective t1_ixxnzc0 wrote
A California Club sandwich if you use 3 pieces of bread and some leftover turkey.
druule10 t1_ixxo6ra wrote
Thanks for the clarification, hence why it's in the produce section.
graceful_london t1_ixxqe8j wrote
It's pretty good too, and sometimes cheaper than buying fresh bacon.
Less people buy the cooked bacon vs the fresh, so the cooked goes on sale more often and steeper to clear stock.
10_Virtues t1_ixxqmrp wrote
BLT-A Aisle.
graceful_london t1_ixxqpne wrote
It's probably fine since it's sealed separately, but packs can bust open or leak on the shelf, or customers will open packs and leave them on the shelf. In the retail environments I've worked in, there are plexiglass or plastic dividers between different animal/plant products to prevent broken packs from being a problem.
Groinificator t1_ixxqzdp wrote
Wait I think I've had that one. Pre-cooked, right?
alvinofdiaspar t1_ixxr92i wrote
Pre-cooked bacon. The “real” stuff is still available at the fridge.
Lelouch25 t1_ixxrdqv wrote
Waaaaa? There’s pre cooked 🥓? !
Well now I’ve heard of everything…
Banana_Ram_You t1_ixxrijt wrote
I keep hearing about Bacon-Lettuce-Tomato sandwiches, but the real deal is a Bacon-Cucumber-Tomato (Slightly toasted white bread with a mayo-ish condiment)
Banana_Ram_You t1_ixxrm4n wrote
Yea I first saw it maybe 10 years ago and I just shake my head.
Bacon is the one food that you need to do right.
Banana_Ram_You t1_ixxrofr wrote
BCT's represent~ (cucumber)
Banana_Ram_You t1_ixxrxns wrote
Ey you've got the right amount of concern for all of our friends, and understanding that it may seem overboard.
There's a Jewish university nearby, and when a friend there brought me to the cafeteria for the first time, they told me the importance of the colored trays and utensils, and to put them in their respective collection bins. Halal and Kosher are very clear about contamination in a way that many people are not aware of or used to thinking about. Good awareness on ya for sharing that perspective~
alvinofdiaspar t1_ixxryk9 wrote
I doubt it unless the customer is super strict and sensitive about these issues - in which case there are plenty of ethnic groceries stores that cater to their needs. In fact here in Ontario some of these ethnic community supermarkets are actually owned by the mainstream chains.
Banana_Ram_You t1_ixxs5e6 wrote
I know what you mean, I don't trust pre-cooked bacon either. I know smoking and drying and jerky is a thing, but the best parts of what make bacon good come from cooking them in person.
Banana_Ram_You t1_ixxs6ij wrote
Trade the lettuce for cucumber and let me know~
Banana_Ram_You t1_ixxs7w8 wrote
It's pre-cooked, which is indeed an unthinkable abomination.
zackmophobes t1_ixxu0i6 wrote
The bacon is the bread.
RapMastaC1 t1_ixxuoc3 wrote
I love perfectly cooked bacon, but I keep this kind on hand for the off times I make a blt or club sandwich.
ellefleming t1_ixxvduw wrote
BLT convenience?
IloveBANANAS34 t1_ixxvmrd wrote
I wanna eat that bacon
southdakotagirl t1_ixxy8bf wrote
That sounds amazing
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CannedApples13 t1_ixy0f95 wrote
More infuriating than interesting.
larrythefatcat t1_ixy2jj7 wrote
That's a "If I Had $1000000" kind of idea right there!
furryscrotum t1_ixy30oe wrote
Could you recook it?
nunyabidnesz t1_ixy3u1f wrote
It's a keto version.
Wizdad-1000 t1_ixy3xri wrote
Mmm TBA and BLT are the best! 🤤
TotalWarthog93 t1_ixy41t1 wrote
I’m sorry, but why did you think that that is called an aisle?
Paflick t1_ixy43nd wrote
You're usually supposed to heat it up before you eat it, usually in the microwave, but a skillet would do too.
They're are also fine to eat cold though, and it's a guilty pleasure of mine.
Arokthis t1_ixy9l25 wrote
It may not be cheaper (by weight) at first glance, but it's worth the money between fat loss and saving lots of aggravation.
Arokthis t1_ixy9q5e wrote
It may not be cheaper (by weight) at first glance, but it's worth the money between fat loss and saving lots of aggravation.
Bogmanbob t1_ixyadgv wrote
It’s lousy eaten as is. However if you pan fry it enough to be crispy it’s okay. That’s kind of counter productive but still quicker and a lot less greasy than cooking from raw.
Lomobu t1_ixyg4fu wrote
That’s a good merchandizing idea, but it’s not recommended to refrigerate tomatoes, and lettuce doesn’t last out of refrigeration, so this configuration is probably the best bet
voulux t1_ixygtwx wrote
100% what you get at the majority of deli places on a sandwich. They just toss it in a little combi oven and crisp it up quick.
realRonnie_Pickering t1_ixyh0c3 wrote
Ah! Bacon, the blank canvas of culinary to make anything delicious?
RiffRockFan t1_ixykrrv wrote
Hell yes - cold is a good guilty pleasure. Heated in the microwave allows you to not have that bacon smell permeating your belongings for a few days.
AlphusUltimus t1_ixym543 wrote
Texas?
LeaCTrockboys t1_ixyo25d wrote
Basically the grocery stores started arranging shit like this for people to get their groceries based on their habits. It's called "lifestyle shopping" or something like that. It's supposed to be more modern and personalized but in practice it turns into a seemingly random mess.
It's because of stupid Trader Joes and Whole Foods and how they arrange stuff. Now every normal grocery store does it and it's fucking frustrating. They will literally separate everything so you find 1 brand of something on one end of the store but have to look all over for where they put another similar brand or type because it's been put on the shelf with other items that their data tells them are bought together.
Just like how your YouTube or Netflix algorithm is often pretty wrong about suggesting what you actually want to watch, leading to you having to dig through bad recommendations, whatever metrics the stores use lead to some really stupid and random things being put together. One store near me had olive oil in 4 different sections, all different types, some with the cheese, some in the bread aisle, some near produce and lastly some in the FUCKING COOKING OIL SECTION WHERE OLIVE OIL GOES.
A person looking for that type of bacon is going to look in the fucking bacon section and not fucking see it and assume they don't have it because they aren't buying produce that day and aren't going to notice this stupid "convenient" display.
henchman171 t1_ixyp3t4 wrote
Precooked bacon is good to makes salads Or Sandwiches with at work
henchman171 t1_ixyp5v3 wrote
30 seconds in The microwave on a plate and paper towel
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Working-Raspberry185 t1_ixysqe0 wrote
BLT?
Dirteater_the_gecko t1_ixyt066 wrote
Doesnt this make it so people who eat kosher cant eat this stuff?
RhymeTymes t1_ixyvxf3 wrote
Next thing they’re going to start saying it’s a fruit and not a vegetable…
ErinEvonna t1_ixywtpo wrote
The avocado?
ShystersGame t1_ixyyyl1 wrote
thats a problem?
YesterdaysFinest t1_ixyzb3x wrote
It’s for BLTs!
DenverBowie t1_ixz0i1l wrote
If making bacon aggravates you, then you don't deserve bacon.
DenverBowie t1_ixz0mv6 wrote
Thank you!
DenverBowie t1_ixz0pwt wrote
AholeBrock t1_ixz24la wrote
You are using that word 'aisle'
Thejerseyjon609 t1_ixz65fk wrote
Great for making a quick BLT. Hit three or four slices between paper towels in the microwave for 30 to 35 seconds depending upon how crispy you like it. I am not ever have been a spokesperson for big bacon
zombietom21 t1_ixz6q5u wrote
I worked in a produce department for 10 years. We always had a bacon display with the tomatoes.
LeanConsumer t1_ixzajl5 wrote
Bro got bacon advertisements in the store.
Randomthought5678 t1_ixzc4we wrote
Missing lettuce and bread for a BLAT sammich.
2ByteTheDecker t1_ixzc645 wrote
Ontario Canada
sabrinadejong t1_ixzfsrq wrote
For breakfast sammies
pirate_elle t1_ixzgsbl wrote
Food Basics!!
The_RockObama t1_ixzisxh wrote
Now I want huevos rancheros. Nice job guys.
Naps_and_cheese t1_ixzjimu wrote
Is the iceberg next to the avocado? They're suggesting a BLT with guacamole (AKA the LGBT!). Good suggestion.
Sad-Football2888 t1_ixzn8kq wrote
That's not an aisle
RiffRockFan t1_ixzpn7j wrote
Truthfully, no
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GingerMau t1_ixzyh07 wrote
We call it a LGBT sandwich.
But you gotta smash the avocado with a little garlic and lime salt first.
GingerMau t1_ixzym3f wrote
My favourite is bacon, alfalfa sprouts, avocado, and a sweet onion salad dressing.
Heaven.
GingerMau t1_ixzyyf9 wrote
Before it was ever sold in grocery stores, in about 2003... I bought a pack of 100 slices of precooked bacon from Omaha Steaks to take to a beach vacation week with the family.
It was very popular for beach breakfasts and BLTs.
MattMBerkshire t1_iy0aspm wrote
Natural Bacon??? Bacon is a processed food.
ServelanDarrow t1_iy0dx52 wrote
I make those vegan-style. And now I want one, damn you.
1feralengineer t1_iy0f9ip wrote
Sorry, just doing the Lord's work here
ServelanDarrow t1_iy0g1hw wrote
You are selfless.
piroteknix t1_iy0npj2 wrote
LGBT (lettuce, guac, bacon & tomato)
1feralengineer t1_iy0ogjm wrote
LGBTQ (lettuce, guac, bacon & tomato) quesadilla
archelon2001 t1_iy0t6eh wrote
What kind of bacon do you use? Been having trouble finding good tasting ones
ServelanDarrow t1_iy167ag wrote
I go for Sweet Earth or Lightlife.
longdonggamerchick t1_iy2s4q6 wrote
Thats some big produce
archelon2001 t1_iy5q8nq wrote
Thanks! I'll see if I can find those
uh-oh-no-no t1_ixx6y9i wrote
Who needs that many avocados, or that much human?