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tominthegarden t1_j2465wd wrote
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Phililoquay t1_j2467il wrote
RandyRandom111 t1_j246laq wrote
If I had a sand dollar for every dick I saw at the beach….
Wiggy_0000 t1_j2486nr wrote
It’s really cool when you flip them over and watch their little spines moving in unison. I’d never seen a live one before until I went to San Diego.
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justabill71 t1_j249rcy wrote
Sand donger
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cheesedick999 t1_j24anpu wrote
Looks like a quarter note
DonNemo t1_j24b12n wrote
Tidal wang.
Zer0C00L321 t1_j24bceo wrote
Looks like it would make a great company logo.
fpfx t1_j24bhw1 wrote
Clearly just a sand dollar.
E: y'all don't quarter note I see.
Stupify_Me t1_j24bl2n wrote
Like a certain energy drink?
dandrevee t1_j24bymb wrote
Its a bicep. And hes a cool dude looking to hang. Nothing sexual.
pinniped1 t1_j24d0se wrote
Sand dollars are such filthy animals...every low tide is a low opportunity to draw a sand dong
nankainamizuhana t1_j24dk3c wrote
Yes, a r/mildlypenis sand dollar
from_dust t1_j24e3uv wrote
Peter! Did you see that gigantic...
harrypooper3 t1_j24e65d wrote
What a dick!!!
dabears554 t1_j24ekrz wrote
Portland? Made me think of the Trailblazers logo
Chip_Prudent t1_j24eq0r wrote
Top-Report-840 t1_j24fbex wrote
Reminded me of Plan B skateboards. They had a logo with a lower case b like that at some point. It's been forever since I've seen it. So, like, fifteen years ago lol
Avoka1do t1_j24fbk4 wrote
r/mildlyquarternote
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Nullion1945 t1_j24i07g wrote
“Just the sand dollar” is the new “just the tip”
throwmyasswaway17 t1_j24idne wrote
birdhouse
The_Powers t1_j24inb6 wrote
Bounced on my boy's shoreline to this
Bean-Swellington t1_j24j68h wrote
Same
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EvilSnake420 t1_j24jpjy wrote
Oh I thought we were doing a penis cuz it's more masculine ya know, if you wanted it to be a bicep you'd go add veins
blue_scream_of_death t1_j24k8x7 wrote
Almost Dickbutt.
TMMMA90 t1_j24kv3a wrote
My stoner ass thought this was kief in a grinder.
TootyFlaps t1_j24lky0 wrote
Everything reminds me of him
UnPrecidential t1_j24lwm9 wrote
A sand-donger
wolfebroe t1_j24mxa1 wrote
oh nice a quarter note
Givemebj t1_j24ofb9 wrote
Well ya, it's a little round starfish. It lives in the water and has little feet. It's going to try to stay in the water
Automatic_Basket_926 t1_j24oz08 wrote
Thanks Reddit all I can see everywhere is dicks now.
Salt_Winter5888 t1_j24oz67 wrote
I would have two...
I just saw a video of someone finding a whale's dick on the beach.
bright_yellow_vest t1_j24qtrl wrote
It’s a bicep
dashinny t1_j24ri5j wrote
What’s a sand dollar and why is it called a dollar?
Euphoric-Carry1725 t1_j24rlnf wrote
I haaaate the texture of live sand dollars. They're covered in little taste buds and the bottom has a bazillion squirmy feet!
Succubusprincess666 t1_j24scp8 wrote
Whatttty source?
Succubusprincess666 t1_j24slwr wrote
It doesssssss hahahahahah
GyroJiro t1_j24tykd wrote
Those things are ALIVE? (I always thought they were just a type of seashell bc of animal crossing)
tracker-hunter t1_j24u4on wrote
That's like flipping a turtle over. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPECIES?
tracker-hunter t1_j24upng wrote
Sand dollars are named as such, not for their monetary value, yet because of their appearance. The white, bleached-out sand dollar skeletons resemble old americano and Spanish dollar coins, and thus the name was born.
SylvieJay t1_j24usim wrote
They cum and go as they please.
Mistress_Mommy1 t1_j24utjm wrote
It's a bicep. We are looking for dudes. Nothing gay.
DiosMIO_Limon t1_j24vgfm wrote
dashinny t1_j24vpr3 wrote
Ohhh old coins! Makes sense now
Nanaki567 t1_j24xkuf wrote
r/theyknew probably
talldangry t1_j24zef7 wrote
I think it needs more veins
VeggieQuiche t1_j2524vq wrote
r/mildlysnail
Salt_Winter5888 t1_j253aeg wrote
Saftigerkeks t1_j253cq7 wrote
Nice cock
grafxguy1 t1_j253jtz wrote
Sand Dollar wants to "pound" a Penny.
EnterPlayerTwo t1_j253lrp wrote
Quarter note
Ajexa t1_j253ow6 wrote
Once again, nothing sexual.
saltypork88 t1_j25439w wrote
I understood that reference.
Oohhloverboy t1_j254bd4 wrote
r/mildpenis
acfox13 t1_j2552ec wrote
They're very pretty when alive. There are red, purple, and brown ones on the beach near me at low tide. They have tiny little feelers/feet on the bottom that helps them bring sand and food into their center mouth area, and move them along the ocean floor.
Here's a cool little video about them.
AHappyMango t1_j255ld2 wrote
It’s a brushbug
IrememberXenogears t1_j256gw6 wrote
What up?
commentsandopinions t1_j256s19 wrote
🅱️enis
CBT_Dr_Freeman t1_j256s0m wrote
That looks like the water pump gasket for a 1997 Toyota Tacoma
AlongForZheRide t1_j256van wrote
Roomba
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Plus-Bus-6937 t1_j259v61 wrote
Nature loves the phallic shape 😉
AscendedAncient t1_j25agti wrote
Due to inflation, these are no longer called Sand Dollars but Sand Quarters.
SplittingInfinity t1_j25apnr wrote
Turn it this way.
ChetManly91 t1_j25b1rq wrote
What up!
watertrashsf t1_j25b3xm wrote
Is it mocking me?
ughlump t1_j25egzp wrote
Birdb0rb t1_j25g0m1 wrote
r/mildlyquarternote
N8theDegener8 t1_j25gwqi wrote
the cylinder
Samuel7899 t1_j25i3qr wrote
cecil721 t1_j25i49r wrote
Dick Butt
CZapGaming t1_j25j04d wrote
Now we just need it to get stuck in a sand M&M tube.
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ElThrowaway215 t1_j25jx12 wrote
looks like a dickbutt if you squint
Additional_Bus2246 t1_j25kws8 wrote
What up!
shadeofmisery t1_j25l8ke wrote
That's a penis.
bigsoftee84 t1_j25m0b3 wrote
We're a complex and curious species. We sometimes do things that cause distress to other creatures out of curiosity, sometimes out of cruelty. Sometimes, we are unable to emphasize with creatures that are so different.
If you think flipping turtles is cruel, wait till you see what we do to each other.
FrenchMartinez t1_j25m2hl wrote
And sometimes there’s a cute little pea crab hiding on the sand dollar! Symbiotic relationship.
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ligmaballzbiatch t1_j25nvzu wrote
It’s okay buddy, take your time
aidsfordays t1_j25q4mu wrote
Beats by Sand Dollar
yourdoggoismine t1_j25snck wrote
He was starting to spell: bitch
k4pain t1_j25vo2h wrote
Cheeto quarter note
Samheadbangersball t1_j25vtib wrote
That’s an important message from the ocean
IBJON t1_j25wfpo wrote
btoxic t1_j25ycqm wrote
r/almostdickbutt
pls_buy_green_lamp t1_j261bm7 wrote
No no no, it’s a bicep, see?
go_hyuck_yourself t1_j261iyf wrote
That sand dollar is dreaming of being a geoduck
Liuqmno t1_j261kto wrote
You do know all seashells once had a living thing inside, right? Corals are living organisms too
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TeaKettleTheFirst t1_j265ppw wrote
The outline reminds me of hootie from the owl house
gecko_echo OP t1_j26700c wrote
I saw a vintage Phillies logo. Didn’t see the penis at all, much to the amusement of my wife.
Total-Smoke-7512 t1_j267glz wrote
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Doongbuggy t1_j26bfkl wrote
Sand $1.08 you mean
ActuallyCausal t1_j26c3ud wrote
r/mildlypenis
totallynotarobut t1_j26d8aa wrote
No, it's definitely a big dick.
FranklynTheTanklyn t1_j26dct3 wrote
Birdhouse
TheAuraTree t1_j26fkcl wrote
Wait, those things can move by themselves?
rockforlife420 t1_j26gu06 wrote
Sir, that's a chode
Adorable_Judge_1060 t1_j26j3pn wrote
What up!
MAGIC_MUSTACHE_RIDE t1_j26j8pg wrote
It's a cylinder.
GhanimaAtreides t1_j26nei8 wrote
Aww. I hope you put it back in the water.
Cretin138 t1_j26obfo wrote
What is this sub, Mildly Phallic?
PReasy319 t1_j26p2gw wrote
Alternative title: Sand dollar draws a dick on the beach.
SignatureEmergency23 t1_j26q0rg wrote
ShotgunBetty01 t1_j26ragy wrote
This narrator is so happy. I love it.
roedthomas t1_j26sb2g wrote
It knew
Armando_yo t1_j26vkts wrote
Stop sending dic pics
DutssZ t1_j26zimb wrote
Oh, a quarter note!
remudaleather t1_j26zmgk wrote
Sand dollar left a trail that looks like a fungi….
xBetty t1_j26zymm wrote
r/mildlypenis ?
DismalSky8120 t1_j271fno wrote
r/subsididntfallfor
TRU35TR1K3R t1_j2758ty wrote
The cylinder must remain intact.
secretsake t1_j275hwm wrote
Anyone else get tired of just like, incessant reddit dick refs..? (Stoked for the “tHeN dOnT gO oN rEdDit” comments)
human-ish_ t1_j2767yg wrote
At a party mansion?
waldoagave t1_j2769me wrote
Shits horny
NukaWorldOverboss t1_j27cur7 wrote
just keep it away from m&m mini tubes
NascentAutist t1_j27lm1t wrote
Atta boy
SkirmisherOfTheYear t1_j27lz4r wrote
It looks like what would happen if a nautilus shell just kept going
Oceans_sleep t1_j27ny53 wrote
r/mildlyquarternote
NotWhatIWouldDo t1_j27p1rs wrote
#MUST Throw these! .. I have never seen anything fly so far in my life! A sand dollar is completely covered in tiny feet like.. thousands, it's insane they all move individually.
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By dr. Dre
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Currently watching
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Altruistic_Battle137 t1_j27x50q wrote
Put it again - nothing sexual
PerfectBussy98 t1_j27y6rl wrote
Hehe
surfershane25 t1_j27zfrn wrote
Isn’t it more of a flat urchin?
dax_307 t1_j27zhnk wrote
Dong
surfershane25 t1_j27zi9w wrote
I think they mean like living in like a snail vs living around like an urchin
surfershane25 t1_j27zpou wrote
Well no, the sand dollar is doomed once it gets washed to shore, they live in deeper water and only the dead/dying or soon to be are close to shore, at least in my limited SoCal sand dollar experience(and I’ve seen thousands here) there may be species elsewhere that are fine intertidally but the ones here form beds off shore in 8+ feet of water
Liuqmno t1_j283j2t wrote
Maybe, but their phrasing kinda shocked me. I actually know sand dollars thanks to animal crossing too, but learned more about them once I got older. They're actually a type of sea urchin!
Saber9999 t1_j2840qr wrote
Clam beats
DID_system t1_j284pne wrote
r/mildlypenis
Wiggy_0000 t1_j286cji wrote
I was curious as to why it was purple ish. Then I realized it was alive and put it back in the spot I found it. Chill out.
Wiggy_0000 t1_j286fna wrote
Is it riding it like the babies in finding nemo
StreetDealer5286 t1_j289q5h wrote
I will forever be weirded out by the fact sand dollars, starfish and scallops are actual living beings. I mean, I don't know what else they could be, I never thought about it. Their remains were always just a thing to me. Never thought of where they come from.
Then my ignorance was ruined. Ignorance is bliss, people, bliss!
Seeing videos of the little "legs" of starfish and sand dollars moving shudders
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KmartQuality t1_j28efxs wrote
Was that your first beach?
jerry111165 t1_j28fl7n wrote
Sand penii
wildcollector t1_j28gc3v wrote
r/mildlypenis
FrenchMartinez t1_j28gjqw wrote
It lives on there!
sighverbally t1_j28h179 wrote
sizzlinpapaya t1_j28yfmb wrote
It’s a bicep.
Slickness81 t1_j28z5oz wrote
He understood the assignment
Wiggy_0000 t1_j2946i7 wrote
First one that didn’t smell of sewage and oil
noodlelaughter t1_j29dv8r wrote
Is a living thing that moves really mildly interesting?
KmartQuality t1_j29k9we wrote
Ah, you're from the Gulf?
Sam_Da_Kng_uwu t1_j29qdlu wrote
r/mildlypenis
GoodReference2571 t1_j2aabau wrote
pennis hehe
Wiggy_0000 t1_j2acjwl wrote
Yup Outside of the Gulf Stream We joke and call it the gulf armpit
KmartQuality t1_j2at3gn wrote
When I was 19 I drove across country from California with my girlfriend. Almost everything was beautiful until we got Oklahoma and then Texas. It just became, "at some point it'll change. It has to."
Then all of a sudden it got really green, there was a big high bridge over an estuary and there were egrets and waterways and...it was changing! I kid you not there was a 🌈. We were genuinely excited. Then like a snap of the finger suddenly it smelled like garbage.
We parked just to stretch our legs. I walked up what looked like a random berm and suddenly the gulf opened up before us. I didn't even know we were by the sea until that moment.
What spread out before us just then was something I've only seen in cinematic future apocalypse scenes.
Oil rigs spread out in the distance, refineries in the far distance to the southwest, and a bathtub ring of discoloration and dead fish at the high tide mark for the entire beach left and right.
Oh, and dudes in 4x4s on the beach driving over the fish, and some kids building sand castles.
James Cameron couldn't have outdone it.
It didn't get better until we got north of Florida.
I even had a night wheny car broke down overnight in Alabama. It must have been a swamp. It was 90 at night and I got THREE HUNDRED MOSQUITO BITES. I counted them.
I don't know why the south fought so hard, but I do know why they needed slaves.
tracker-hunter t1_j2be9a4 wrote
Your answer is the fact. Thank you.
tracker-hunter t1_j2bera5 wrote
I just looked and can see the purplish color. I'm not sure, altho it may have been dehydrating, or suffocating from being out of water. Thank you for noticing and being aware, and being kind to it.
xSantenoturtlex t1_j2dx6nu wrote
Don't say it.
agIets t1_j245zq7 wrote
r/mildlypenis