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MyRandomCreations t1_j6l6u3e wrote

Legitimately surprised to see a realistic image of the food on the can. Looks…not great

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mrboatshoe t1_j6l79uq wrote

I bet if you eat it you'll catch Pac-Man Fever😂😂

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PunnyBaker t1_j6l7dff wrote

I bet it doesn't taste as good as blue chickens though

r/StardewValley

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35Lcrowww t1_j6l7sg6 wrote

I wouldn't mind trying it, if it was new. Probably great with garlic bread after an edible

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revtim t1_j6lb234 wrote

Golden chicken flavored sauce does *not* sound palatable

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dbbost t1_j6lb47j wrote

That chicken was probably born in 1983. That's crazy to think about

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ZeroHeroXero t1_j6lc4rl wrote

Had to double take, as I thought I almost saw amongus.

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a_phantom_limb t1_j6ld1f9 wrote

I remember this stuff! I think it was my favorite when I was little.

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TAU_equals_2PI t1_j6ldp6m wrote

Although it won't have any microbes in it (assuming the can is still completely sealed), it'll look and taste awful. Sealed cans only serve as a barrier to germs. They're not some kind of time-halting magic chamber. Chemical reactions still proceed inside. There's a reason manufacturers eventually started stamping "Best Before" dates on them. And no, it wasn't to fool people into throwing out perfectly good 10-year-old cans of food.

(Source: Have opened 5- and 10-year-old canned foods many times while living with a hoarder.)

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Birblets t1_j6lggkp wrote

is it weird that i kinda wanna see whats inside

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suicidefeburary62025 t1_j6lhbvc wrote

Sheeeit. I remember those. There was a cereal too! And a cartoon, and candy, and ….

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Training-Blacksmith2 t1_j6li366 wrote

It's definitely not edible as the cans dented near the seal, but it's still super cool!

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-CA- t1_j6ljbyj wrote

Let’s get that onto a tray… nice!

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czarrina t1_j6ljy1e wrote

To be frank, you can miss me entirely with "CHICKEN FLAVORED SAUCE" I'm not hungry anymore.

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Pikafishy t1_j6lk1j3 wrote

If you open that, we’re all dead

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cheezfreek t1_j6llhj0 wrote

If I eat this, will I turn inside out and then blink out of existence?

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DoofusMagnus t1_j6lmkrw wrote

This would be at home on a certain brown couch.

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Dependent_Top_4425 t1_j6lolh6 wrote

EWWW but I kinda want some. Looks like soggy Cheerios, a childhood fave.

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B_P_G t1_j6loqug wrote

I wonder what golden chicken flavored sauce was. I didn't think Chef Boyardee ever made anything except tomato sauce.

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LeaCTrockboys t1_j6loz9a wrote

Ah yes, authentic Italian Golden Chicken Sauce with Pac Man pasta. Just like my nonna used to make in Naples!

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LEET-HAX0RZ t1_j6lpy5u wrote

Nice hiss! Alright, let's get this out onto a tray.

Nice!

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NoOne-57 t1_j6lts5z wrote

For a second I thought pacman was just eating this letter. Œ

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OneUpExtraLife OP t1_j6lvr7a wrote

A. Keep it intact as a collector's item?

Or

B. Make a video showing what's inside and share it with the world?

Input welcome.

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Meepzors t1_j6lxyoo wrote

Found a link from 2015, seems to have held up well, surprisingly not disintegrated. Looks gross but I don't imagine it looked that great to begin with...

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cerealport t1_j6lybn1 wrote

I had a similarly aged box of Kraft dinner / Mac’n’cheese I posted here.I eventually opened it - the cheese packet smell was startlingly bad, very glad I not only didn’t eat it but didn’t give it to someone else to eat.

I did however send the box for free to this guy, as he evidently collects them…!

Who knows, maybe there is a similar chef-boy-ar-dee can connoisseur!

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Kekoa_ok t1_j6m0bpb wrote

Had to double take for amogus

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BHRobots t1_j6m0w5f wrote

Amogus with an, uh, extra leg

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JohnEbic t1_j6m53qy wrote

Wait a second what is he putting in his mouth

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Ghosttalker96 t1_j6m5ufb wrote

GOLDEN CHICKEN flavored sauce. So it doesn't contain chicken, right?

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Anwhaz t1_j6m5yc6 wrote

r/Ashens would love this.

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Not_Funny_Luigi t1_j6mankc wrote

DON’T THINK DON’T SAY IT DON’T THINK DON’T SAY IT DON’T THINK DON’T SAY IT

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Supersnazz t1_j6me2th wrote

Babe, are you OK? You've barely touched your... whatever the fuck this shit is

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zman0313 t1_j6mjszn wrote

Has it really been 40 years since they stopped making golden chickens

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Frankjc3rd t1_j6mlhda wrote

It's interesting that they had 15 oz cans 39 years ago. There is a theory out the window that I almost had.

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MoistLobst3r t1_j6msw3b wrote

That pac man looks like he's about to light up a cigarette and sell me a tincture from under his trench coat then as I walk away he'd mutter " yeassss another sucka born every minute"

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trymorecookies t1_j6mup5r wrote

I forgot that there was already a universally known game character before Mario.

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ProbablyABore t1_j6mwss1 wrote

Oh shit I remember these lol. They had a Saturday morning cartoon out at the same time.

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flock-of-bagels t1_j6n1rlo wrote

My mom used to make this for me. It was gross but I liked Pac-Man

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627269616E t1_j6n1y46 wrote

What a find! My historical/nutrition side is curious on what the ingredients say, is it full of chemicals that are now banned or anything?

I'm not going to lie, I kind of want that, but it looks like it could be worth a decent penny to the right collector.

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OneUpExtraLife OP t1_j6nai9i wrote

Yes that's a real concern because the metal does dissolve slowly into water, especially with the salt content. If I do open it, I might just take a little taste to see what it's like. After all this can might be the very last of its kind in existence.

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mudddober1 t1_j6nkgd0 wrote

I remember eating those when i was little. Back when toys came in cereal boxes.

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x16900 t1_j6now0a wrote

I worked in a house once that had several boxes of cake mix and a few cans of various foods that all expired in the 80s. Just sitting in their pantry right behind a few newer things. Very odd.

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chi2ny56 t1_j6o72mf wrote

I used to eat this stuff all the time when I was little. It was really good! They had red and green cans too, which where like Spaghetti-O's and Spaghetti-O's with meatballs, but this one was by far the best.
There were little games on the inside of the label too, so sometimes my mom would peel it off and give it to me.

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khayla0815 t1_j6oekei wrote

looks like fukkin cheerios in a can bruv

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tastygrowth t1_j6oqu0d wrote

I bet it tastes as good as it did the day it was made!

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