Submitted by AcceptableHeight308 t3_123gcpl in movies
Kiethblacklion t1_jdvjwec wrote
It wouldn't surprise me if there was a joke about the 10 Commandments originally being 15 that predates the movie. George Carlin did some jokes about the commandments, though his was more of taking them from 10 to like 3 or 4.
mehwars t1_jdwsg9u wrote
2 commandments:
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Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie
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Thou shalt try really, really hard not to kill anyone… unless their invisible man in the sky is different from your invisible man in the sky
TheBeardedSingleMalt t1_jdwv2c6 wrote
Don't forget the 3rd commandment: Keep They Religion to Thyself
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