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captainjackass28 t1_jbna2cb wrote

Our state is flooded with drugs, yet they worry more about dangerous canadians. What are they gonna do, attack you with moose antlers?

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g_rich t1_jbo946v wrote

The state is secretly run by the maple syrup cabal, they are trying to preserve their hold by keeping out illegally imported Canadian maple syrup. Now that they have successfully lobbied the governor to lock out Canada their next target is going to be the far superior Vermont maple syrup.

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