>A Nashua man is facing DUI charges after police said he fell asleep while behind the wheel in Windham.

What's more likely - he was driving around outside of Windham doing a turn & burn or this dude said:

"Hey instead of smoking this crack I just scored, I'ma go drive 20 minutes park in the woods, smoke it safely while parked and the engine off - then not drive back home until I sober up" - sounds like an awful lot of restraint for crackhead.