Yup. Its always some lame approach like "Hi Peter/Annie/Steven"

None of those are my name, I've had the same phone number since 2005, I doubt 3 people had it before me when cell phones were barely a thing.
They're basically trying this indirect: "oh sorry, wrong number, but while we have you here..."
NO! Fuck your own face. I don't want it--I never asked for it. Go away