Oh! Come on, now! Don't be a pansy!

If your singing sounded terrible then it probably sounded exactly like Springsteen. I mean, Springsteen, from all accounts is a great guy, but his singing ain't no better than Dillon's!

If we want good singing, we'll listen to Mario Lanza, or even <shudder> Sinatra. Not Springsteen!

Besides which, it sounds like you may have influenced some Bostonians to stay clear of Jersey. I mean, those drivers there are crazy, a real menace!